LaughingJack (DayZ) 767 Posted March 20, 2014 this thread is like a a picture from Dali, painted by Picasso without seeing it and having instead Freddy Mercury describing by singing it without using vocals, accompanied by Slipknot on 3 babyrattles and 2 alphorns. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pat_sajak 4 Posted March 20, 2014 I see a new marketing slogan"DayZ: Better than a Polish whore"Holy smokes I just spit coffee all over my screen! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wild_man 4442 Posted March 20, 2014 I see a new marketing slogan"DayZ: Better than a Polish whore" is important detail you missing ''DayZ: Better VALUE than polish whore'' ;) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kichilron 8550 Posted March 20, 2014 I was just thinking about KoS and that I haven't him around for a while. And here he is, back again. And I can't deny that you're making me smile at times. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sinphaltimus 262 Posted March 20, 2014 (edited) This thread rocks. Holy cap I needed this today. Replies and all. KoS, you have the best broken English I have ever read and I agree with those who love your posts. I enjoy them too. Thanks. "DayZ, better VALUE than a Polish whore."I want that on a T-Shirt! Edited March 20, 2014 by Sinphaltimus 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AJ4211 30 Posted March 20, 2014 This made me laugh SO fucking hard. Thank you for the joy you have given me. Beans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pillock 850 Posted March 20, 2014 Sorry, I shouldn't have called you a moron - that wasn't fair, and I appreciate you were probably joking. You might not have meant to have been offensive, but in fact if you delve into the reality of what you're talking about, then it is at the very least in poor taste. I wouldn't have reacted at all if you hadn't said this: what you talking is no sense bullshit because SLAVE DONT GET PAY FOR DOING JOB > :( I respect prostitute 100% because they put price on the body and don't let guys using for nothing :thumbsup: ;) look the girls who having low self esteem and don't put no value on her self she having different guy every night and maybe disease AND NO MONEYS :huh: It is not "no sense bullshit". It is a very real and current issue. I'm not suggesting that all prostitutes are subject to slavery, but some most certainly are, and it is especially relevant here, given that you also said this: because where I living is polish girls doing business with truck driver for £15 they are cheaper ones :) I try to make point about value if Romanian girls doing for less I saying this but they charging £25 :| you need to ask polish girls why they doing sale prices :huh: my dad friend tell me some English girls charging £40 he having 3 polish for same price :D The following is quoted from a news article published by the BBC in November:[...] a number of disturbing cases of slavery, captivity and human trafficking in Britain in recent years.Official figures on the scale of the problem come from the UK Human Trafficking Centre, part of the National Crime Agency.The top five nationalities of those identified were Romanian, Polish, Nigerian, Vietnamese and Hungarian.The two most prevalent types of exploitation reported were sexual exploitation, which accounted for 35% of the potential victims, followed by labour exploitation (23%).The rest of the article is here http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25048307, in case you want to read it.There is legislation going through the British Parliament at this very time to combat modern-day slavery, and one of the focal parts of it concerns sex trafficking from Eastern Europe. https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/draft-modern-slavery-billAlso, see: http://www.theguardian.com/global-development/series/modern-day-slavery-in-focus I don't like getting all sanctimonious on people or pissing on their amusement, but I thought this was worth pointing out. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ig-rage 78 Posted March 20, 2014 pillockˈpɪlək/nounBrit.informalnoun: pillock; plural noun: pillocks1. a stupid person. a moron "a complete pillock!" here is guy who compare liberated woman who taking maximum advantage from free market and taking cash from guys who don't manage to find girlfriend he compare this with slave??? :huh: slave who get beaten and rape and kill and having every day shit life and he calling me moron??? :D you going straight away on my ignore list because I value my time and my brain space and I don't have no more for wasting listen to your no sense bullshit >:(You do know that most prostitutes are forced into the business, and get forced drugs, right? If not then I suggest you stop posting about; it makes you look more like a idiot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buffaloe 87 Posted March 20, 2014 (edited) My beans and respect to you KoS. aand folks, I really don't think there is a point in causing a debate over some side aspect of a (pretty damn hliarious) joke. Sure, it's a serious topic, but everything goes in satire. Edited March 20, 2014 by Buffaloe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wild_man 4442 Posted March 20, 2014 Sorry, I shouldn't have called you a moron - that wasn't fair, and I appreciate you were probably joking. apology accept :) I removing you from ignore list :thumbsup: :rolleyes: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
res 373 Posted March 20, 2014 HA! Polish prostitutes. In spain some of them actually have underage costumers if they look old enough and have the money. It's 30€, for 20 minutes, if you want her looking good as fuck. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hells high 676 Posted March 20, 2014 for one hour = £10 + and girl don't even do 'mouth favour' for me :( is FACT better way for invest money is cheap polish whore from truck stop <_< I think they need to include this line in their next tagline to promote the game. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
noggen13 3 Posted March 20, 2014 So according to this Sims is the best thing to do with your life! Life experiences with just 45-50 euros! wooohoo! :D P.S "DayZ: Better VALUE than polish whore'' That also... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
res 373 Posted March 20, 2014 So according to this Sims is the best thing to do with your life! Life experiences with just 45-50 euros! wooohoo! :D P.S "DayZ: Better VALUE than polish whore'' That also... But the Sims has no perversion like this game. I am a gun and military clothing freak. WHERE IS THAT IN THE SIMS? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wild_man 4442 Posted March 21, 2014 all great game for pc or console is great value if you enjoying :) is sims value for me? :huh: NO!!! I try one time and was like playing doll house no violence no adrenalin no sense game >:( but one girl friend from school days she loving sims like crack addict so for her was great value and also was GREAT VALUE FOR ME because I buying for her christmas and when she playing sims on the laptop I playing CoD on PS3 and was no complain from her :D clever KoS move like a boss B) 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theswedishcathead 59 Posted March 24, 2014 Am i the only one reading hes posts in christopher walken voice? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Regulator Sierra 19 Posted March 24, 2014 Am i the only one reading hes posts in christopher walken voice?for me he sounds like Peter Stomare in Armageddon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drewsta 74 Posted March 24, 2014 No matter how you look at it , you can't help but smile at this post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
strangelyquiet 67 Posted March 24, 2014 I don't like getting all sanctimonious on people or pissing on their amusement Then I believe the t'interwebs people would call this a Failed Epic, or some such. Yes, the world is a very bad place. But I'm not sure challenging spoof posters on a niche zombie apocalypse forum board is gonna make that much difference to the plight of the dispossessed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
strangelyquiet 67 Posted March 24, 2014 underage costumers Young children who dress the prostitutes? That's an oddly specific job. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michaelvoodoo25 3120 Posted March 24, 2014 Your lucky, your cinema is cheaper than mine. Me and son go to watch Lego Movie. Tickets £10 each (3D galsses inc)Pop corn = £10.30 (Huuuuge bucket)Bottle of water for me £2.00Some Pop for son(Soda, fizzy lizzy) = £3.50Hotdog = £4.50Total = £40.30 Look on his face = Priceless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites