Im so bad at this game I'm almost crying

[Crooked Hauser 258]

My day was almost perfect , i was at the NWA Airfield for about 3 hours trying to find a god damned M4 , then i got in a building , saw a guy looting , and headshoted him with my FNX :D ( his friend was prone on the floor and wasn't moving so i thought he was dead , but then he moved and i got him too ) after that , I ended up with 2 M4 with attachments and tons of ressources :D

Why did it take 3 hours to search the airfield? There's only like 7 loot spots. Per server. Ohhhhh..........

[Geckofrog7 1168]

You are not alone bro.

 

If sucking at Dayz SA was an olympic sport than I would be the defending champion.

 

Think of a stupid way to die and I have done it in even a more stupid way.

 

Perhaps we could start a clan and hold contests in the most ignorant and stupid way to die.

Defending champion?

I'm like the god stupid deaths.

[Geckofrog7 1168]

Ah touch screen made double poost, sry.

 

 

Edited March 17, 2014 by Geckofrog7

[QUAZIMOFO 275]

There are plenty of great groups available for you to look into on the Clan Recruitment section in the forums.

[over9000nukez 199]

when you see a person you actually have an extra option that a lot of people forget, walk away.

 

my first gun fight was pretty scary too, a guy shot and me and my friend who were both new at the game, had not idea what to do, so my friend jumped out the door and sprayed everywhere, he died, and after like 10 minutes I peek around the corner and see the other guy dead...

Edited March 17, 2014 by over9000nukez

[Spidey (DayZ) 78]

You are not alone bro.

 

If sucking at Dayz SA was an olympic sport than I would be the defending champion.

 

Think of a stupid way to die and I have done it in even a more stupid way.

 

Perhaps we could start a clan and hold contests in the most ignorant and stupid way to die.

Oh mate is that a challenge? Coz I'm pretty sure I'd win every single first prize on that contest. :D 

 

 

Ah well but I am getting better, I sure am. Yesterday, I was looting NEA with a friend, not very populated server. We didn't really care so we were just runnin arround like dumbheads, singing mission impossible song. Well it seems that the guys in the comm tower didn't like it, started shooting at us. Well then we kinda had them in the tower, they barricaded the doors and were just waiting inside. And I, as the biggest dumbass ever, I just ran to the doors, because "THEY ARE CLOSED IM SO MUCH SAFE NOW" yea sure he just shot me through the window.

 

Well that's not it. Guess what? He didn't kill me and my friend managed to give me a saline bag somehow without being seen. So I got back to the wall, just under the window. Now, I thought to myself: Well the guy had shot me through the window for 100%, so what do I do?

 

 

I ran just to the same spot where he shot me. Needles to say this time it was fatal for me. 

 

But yeah, my friend made it out alive coz I thing our singing scared the sh*t out of them so he was able to get out of there.

[real meatshield 424]

My day was almost perfect , i was at the NWA Airfield for about 3 hours trying to find a god damned M4 , then i got in a building , saw a guy looting , and headshoted him with my FNX :D ( his friend was prone on the floor and wasn't moving so i thought he was dead , but then he moved and i got him too ) after that , I ended up with 2 M4 with attachments and tons of ressources :D

3 hours? thats some hella pro serverhopping, son.

[nexyo 3]

Why did it take 3 hours to search the airfield? There's only like 7 loot spots. Per server. Ohhhhh..........

I didn't search the airfield , i search a M4 ;)

[Phalanx102 59]

The best advice I can give is, honestly, stay north until you're completely comfortable with your gear and playing. For some bizarre reason, no one goes up north besides to the air fields. I've played on full 40-man servers for 2+ hours and not encountered a single other person. It's honestly refreshing, but for any other time, follow Mr Death's advice.

[trickle 2]

i know how you feel. But i am lucky, i have lots of friends i always play with so it makes life a hell easier