Itchy has gone Rogue

[mooky32 308]

Ok the boring police will want another "story" - read entertainment banished from the forum but this need some press.

Itchy has gone totally AWOL to the point I can't control him.

He has taken up a position in Elektro inner-city and had declared it the property of the Russian military.

No Ukranians are allowed within city limits.

This apparently includes new spawns, ME, people with 2 legs, griefers, snipers, counter-snipers, people who say "hello" and players whose name includes alpha-numeric or special characters.

Naturally this is a fairly narrow band of players but it has proved problematic.

He has declared a new state of Crimea and has decided to enforce that through dubious amounts of lead.

He has stockpiled ammo and is playing the Russian national anthem at intervals through direct chat.

I am out for tonight but through a combination of vodka and amphetamines he is still there and intends to see it out. 

He only respond to President Putin and will not stop till an independent state is declared.

This could be a long night, I pray some fellow players might aid me in talking him down tomorrow.

All advice appreciated.

[Nicko2580 398]

Ok the boring police will want another "story" - read entertainment banished from the forum but this need some press.

Itchy has gone totally AWOL to the point I can't control him.

He has taken up a position in Elektro inner-city and had declared it the property of the Russian military.

No Ukranians are allowed within city limits.

This apparently includes new spawns, ME, people with 2 legs, griefers, snipers, counter-snipers, people who say "hello" and players whose name includes alpha-numeric or special characters.

Naturally this is a fairly narrow band of players but it has proved problematic.

He has declared a new state of Crimea and has decided to enforce that through dubious amounts of lead.

He has stockpiled ammo and is playing the Russian national anthem at intervals through direct chat.

I am out for tonight but through a combination of vodka and amphetamines he is still there and intends to see it out. 

He only respond to President Putin and will not stop till an independent state is declared.

This could be a long night, I pray some fellow players might aid me in talking him down tomorrow.

All advice appreciated.

Crap, I'm Ukrainian. I also have two legs and say 'hello' regularly!

By talking him down, do you mean shooting at him until he comes down? Because I feel like using actual words would be a bit of a stretch at this point. 

Failing that we could just shoot at his Vodka until he runs out. That's sure to work.

Edited March 2, 2014 by Nicko2580

[mosibfu 71]

I have contacted president Putin, however he says he cannot get DayZ since he cannot justify the declaration to russian tax payers.

 

Now thats a president i can respect.

 

good luck!

[muddyraccoon 176]

This is Unfortunate yet inevitable.  My advice is the action I now take; strapping up for a hunt.  I will consider it a victory if Chernarus still stands once the dust settles.

 

What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

 

Although I cannot say, I do know this:

 

Universes have been born out of less.

[Itchysock 35]

Crap, I'm Ukrainian. I also have two legs and say 'hello' regularly!

By talking him down, do you mean shooting at him until he comes down? Because I feel like using actual words would be a bit of a stretch at this point. 

Failing that we could just shoot at his Vodka until he runs out. That's sure to work.

 

I hope you are on the Russian Ukrainian side?!  If you are as suicidal in game as you are wanting to join EU then your death will be justified..  I mean Portugal, Greece, Republic Ireland are doing really well for joining EU.  I am still held up in green room next to waterhole in electro, 5 rounds of mosin left, then the axe, I will go down in glory with vodka fighting off the Ukrainian Tap Enders trying to split my great city of electro.

 

Peace

Edited March 2, 2014 by Itchycock

[glowfow@hotmail.com 55]

I have contacted president Putin, however he says he cannot get DayZ since he cannot justify the declaration to russian tax payers.

 

 

I'm sure he has some left from that 40 billion that dissapeared to bring us the Olympics.

 

 

In regards to the Crimea shit; just devide the country like Czechslovakia in the 90's, let the Putin-huggers have their Russian way and those EU freaks can have their country be declared bankrupt in a few years. Everyone happy.

[Nicko2580 398]

I hope you are on the Russian Ukrainian side?!  If you are as suicidal in game as you are wanting to join EU then your death will be justified..  I mean Portugal, Greece, Republic Ireland are doing really well for joining EU.  I am still held up in green room next to waterhole in electro, 5 rounds of mosin left, then the axe, I will go down in glory with vodka fighting off the Ukrainian Tap Enders trying to split my great city of electro.

 

Peace

Itchy, I'm on the side of 'the less people who die for stupid political bullshit the better'. As much fun as it is shooting people in DayZ, it's decidedly less fun to get shot in real life, especially over other peoples ideals.

Why don't you come down from your tower and have a drink? I have a good stash of vodka over by the school. I swear if you don't like it down here you can have the 200 rounds of Mosin ammo I have in my pack, and the vodka, and go back to plinking invaders! Mooky's pretty worried about you man. He's almost chewed off all his fingernails and it's all I can do to stop him going on a rampage through the suburbs!

Peace. Definitely peace.

[mooky32 308]

Itchy, I'm on the side of 'the less people who die for stupid political bullshit the better'. As much fun as it is shooting people in DayZ, it's decidedly less fun to get shot in real life, especially over other peoples ideals.

Why don't you come down from your tower and have a drink? I have a good stash of vodka over by the school. I swear if you don't like it down here you can have the 200 rounds of Mosin ammo I have in my pack, and the vodka, and go back to plinking invaders! Mooky's pretty worried about you man. He's almost chewed off all his fingernails and it's all I can do to stop him going on a rampage through the suburbs!

Peace. Definitely peace.

The man speaks truth Itchy, lets end this in a friendly manner!

[Itchysock 35]

Itchy, I'm on the side of 'the less people who die for stupid political bullshit the better'. As much fun as it is shooting people in DayZ, it's decidedly less fun to get shot in real life, especially over other peoples ideals.

Why don't you come down from your tower and have a drink? I have a good stash of vodka over by the school. I swear if you don't like it down here you can have the 200 rounds of Mosin ammo I have in my pack, and the vodka, and go back to plinking invaders! Mooky's pretty worried about you man. He's almost chewed off all his fingernails and it's all I can do to stop him going on a rampage through the suburbs!

Peace. Definitely peace.

 

It must have been to much caffeine....I barely remember being in there...I eventually broke my leg and had to end it.  I started getting flashbacks tonight when me, mooky and new bod (Northern Irish Guy) were held up in Ok Coral street, manning second and top floors of a house there. I swear to god I have never seen so many bodies of fully armed men lying about.   It was like every man and his dog trying to get us out, all being slayed.  We eventually ran out ammo and had to charge, axes held high......slaughter house it is now known, we eventually fell.  To end the night we all met up back in electro and started chasing a guy with green back pack.  One German guy joined us, then a Swedish guy.  German guy christened the him 'back pack man'  at one point there were 8 spawners chasing back pack man thought city centre electo.  35 mins later me,  mooky and northern Irish guy still in constant chase, eventually he was downed, and his back pack secured, just as the laughs and celebration started we were sprayed by 2 M4 guys.  Typically they were skill less as we were 3 unarmed spawners, just standing chatting...ending what seemed to been weekend of chaos, slaughter and laughs..

[Nicko2580 398]

It must have been to much caffeine....I barely remember being in there...I eventually broke my leg and had to end it.  I started getting flashbacks tonight when me, mooky and new bod (Northern Irish Guy) were held up in Ok Coral street, manning second and top floors of a house there. I swear to god I have never seen so many bodies of fully armed men lying about.   It was like every man and his dog trying to get us out, all being slayed.  We eventually ran out ammo and had to charge, axes held high......slaughter house it is now known, we eventually fell.  To end the night we all met up back in electro and started chasing a guy with green back pack.  One German guy joined us, then a Swedish guy.  German guy christened the him 'back pack man'  at one point there were 8 spawners chasing back pack man thought city centre electo.  35 mins later me,  mooky and northern Irish guy still in constant chase, eventually he was downed, and his back pack secured, just as the laughs and celebration started we were sprayed by 2 M4 guys.  Typically they were skill less as we were 3 unarmed spawners, just standing chatting...ending what seemed to been weekend of chaos, slaughter and laughs..

Caffeine psychosis is a serious issue. I myself cannot function without at least a caffeine blood level of 0.5%. It's an addiction. A horrible, horrible addiction.

I once woke up in a whorehouse in Berezino in nothing but my underwear, a clown mask, and completely slathered in beans. There weren't even any whores in there! Once I tortured a Bambi for a half a cup of stale Blue Mountain and cried over his cold dead corpse, that was a hard day and I'll regret it for eternity... but needs must, as they say. 

But I'm glad things ended... well? Interestingly? Aside from the utterly skill-less and lame M4 wielding bandits, may Putin spit on their graves. 

Edited March 2, 2014 by Nicko2580