WOAH.. Any1 else read this article? Just found it

[cenobite (DayZ) 14]

So I found this article while looking for some information on why my game  crashes non stop and why I have so much lag.  I found the answers very interesting. Did anyone else see this article?  Take a look

 

 

 

 

32-january-2015   From  TotallyAwesomeGamers.netawesome

 

Interview with random Developers from the new game of DAYZ, that was released in December, takes players into a realm of  a “realistic” zombie apocalypse.  The game which is said to still be in its “alpha” phase,  has generated well over 1 million gaming subscriptions within the first few months of release.  We at TAG looked into just what makes this game so appealing. Here’s what we found.

 

TAG: Hello guys, thank you for being here, and congratz on your blooming game.

 

Devs 1,2:  Thank You,  glad to be here.

Dev 3:  We made a game….

 

TAG:  Ah yes, you did make a game.  Lets talk abit about this game.  Many players started with the Dayz Mod, developed off the arma 2 engine, and now have made the jump to Dayz “Stand alone”.  Were you expecting the massive appeal that has been garnered in the first few months of the SA release?

 

Dev 1: Well originally we did not aspect as large of a turn out. We really had planned on releasing the “alpha” taking what money we made from that, and moving on to other projects like Ski- trips, and week-end cruises.

Dev3:  We made a game…

 

TAG:  So originally this was just going to be a single release and then a dead project?  Don’t you think that is a bit deceiving to the general public?  Many gamers had been looking forward to a full version game for well over 2 years.

 

Dev 2:  Yes we understand, but the reality is this, if these same morons could develop games, maybe they should’ve. In reality the game was never going to be a “full game”  We discussed it, and all the Devs agreed, we spent a lot of time making the mod, why not cash in on a  “New game”.   Im really surprised our project manager has even  allowed the current patches in.

Dev 3: We made a game…

 

TAG:  Interesting. And yes we got it, you made a game.  But has the general idea of the team changed now that you see the success even the “alpha” has had?

 

Dev2: Well that’s a tough one.  Now we have a lot of money, were really having trouble planning our next big trips. As mentioned before this was just made to be a scam, but now we kind of feel slightly obligated to really make a POS game. Granted we still take week ends off.

 

TAG: Yes, week-ends off, it seems..

 

Dev3: We made a game.,..

 

TAG:  You can stop saying that now, we got it.  What about the number of players saying, look we paid for this “alpha” in hopes of getting a finished game.  But all we get is lag and glitches, and a unfinished product.

 

Dev1:  Fuck em. That’s our basic attitude.  All we hear is “Ohh the game is crap, oh theres problems, oh this is no better then the mod, etc etc”  Look if you don’t like it that were screwing you with no reach around, then don’t play, we don’t care. We got your 39$ dollars, tough luck for you.  As far as said “glitches and lag”  this is actually our “enhanced realism mode”  The game runs as intended.  Plus these babies can stop crying. CLEARLY we posted “this is an unfinished product”

 

TAG:  These are very interesting facts.  One of the major factors your head team developer spoke about, was the fact SA, was going to be on a whole new engine, with emphases on zombie pathing, building structures, and a big push on no hacking.  Yet it seems the community says its just re-rolling the original  Mod but worse. Your thoughts?

 

Dev2: Did you see we have cowboy hats in game now?

 

TAG: Again Ill ask.  The game seems to be no better then the mod, maybe worse.

 

Dev1: Cowboy hats….

Dev3: Cowboy hats………..

 

 

TAG:  There you have it gamers.  The DAYZ dev on their thoughts on the SA game… In short.    We made a game… With Cowboy Hats.

[eleventhavenue 204]

This unit fails to compute.

 

Is this a troll thread? Or a sneaky attempt to start a discussion? Or some kind of smear-campaign on the developer?

 

I am confused...

[Nicko2580 398]

[mercules 1290]

So you missed the big disclaimer not only when buying it, but also every time you log in. Myopic much?

[Ponder (DayZ) 3]

 

Agreed.

[Damnyourdeadman 1045]

You know what,if you have a problem with the game beign in alpha stage,and you crash because you run windows 95 on a potato

there is no reason for you to spread lies.They even reales the SA version earlier than inteded.That alone should make you happy,even

with the crashes and all the bugs,you are part of the development.Game's good,if you don't like it,move to Rust or something.

[OUT FOX EM 22]

Just report the post.

[blissfulkunt 196]

WOW, WTF did I just read.... somebody really needs a life.

[rickyriot 1009]

So I found this article while looking for some information

Yet there is no google hit for any of the text that returns this "interview"? Seems legit. I particularly like the term "random developers". Doubly legit.

Even then who cares, I've got my £20 worth out of SA, and some, and yet they still continue to release updates. It's all win win from my point of view.

[360Nation 60]

Fake, fake, and fake, if this was real thats some real f***** up s***.

[Solopopo 330]

Butthurt player trying to spread his own beliefs about what the developers believe through lies. You are so spoiled. If only you experienced WarZ. The developers of WarZ actually were like this. 

Edited February 18, 2014 by Solopopo

[360Nation 60]

So you missed the big disclaimer not only when buying it, but also every time you log in. Myopic much?

Its fake, they would never do that to us. 

[blissandpanic 92]

Another one for the graveyard....

[360Nation 60]

Butthurt player trying to spread his own beliefs about what the developers believe through lies. You are so spoiled. If only you experienced WarZ. The developers of WarZ actually were like this. 

Hahahahaha! So true :) 

[ArsenicLamb 23]

 

 

 

32-january-2015   From  TotallyAwesomeGamers.netawesome

 

 

 

 

Am I the only one who stopped reading at the date?.......

Edited February 18, 2014 by ArsenicLamb

[360Nation 60]

Am I the only one who stopped reading at the date?.......

Nice catch, proof that it is so fake! I hate silly little haters. 

[Solopopo 330]

Am I the only one who stopped reading at the date?.......

You were. Am I the only one that noticed the incorrect price?

[ArsenicLamb 23]

You were. Am I the only one that noticed the incorrect price?

 Yes. I didn't read that far.

[360Nation 60]

Everyone please ignore and report, this is false information, thanks. 

[Hetstaine 10852]

I am amused.

[Solopopo 330]

I am amused.

You would be 

[HunterJay 81]

If this is true, how are these idiots going to move on to other projects when the gaming population will boy caught them. You think we will buy your shit after ditching alpha? How many people will buy the next Total war game?

[Powell (DayZ) 734]

except thats wrong