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Spray painting walls and stuff was already talked about a lot but Dean is worried about the billion cocks and bad words everywhere, which is exactly what would happen within minutes of them implementing it with the quality of most players here already :P

A billion cocks and bad words is entirely realistic. Decreasing spray can spawns would make it less common though.

What paper needs to do is stack in groups of up to 40, and pens combine with paper stacks to make combined Pen+Paper stacks.

 

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I'm just going to leave "ur a faggot" notes all over till they disable them again~

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find pen...find paper...

 

write message.

 

Dear Retard...thank you for picking this up and taking the time to read it.

 

By now i have stopped laughing my ass of and have my scope pointed at your head.

 

Please enjoy your free coastal trip.

 

 

 

 

drop paper in middle of road.

 

 

 

 

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I found an SKS yesterday, but I didn't have bullets for it, and was already carrying a Mosin. So I wrote a note that said:

"This is MY SKS. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

 

I'm out getting bullets for it. If you touch it, it will be the death of you.

 

But really, please don't touch it..."

 

30 minutes after, the whole server restarted :(

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Would be cool if every owner of the paper added their player name in a list. That way we could see all the players who found it before us, a fragment of the History of Dayz if you will.

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I changed my mind. I'm going to start writing jokes on the papers instead! Like a Chernarus stand-up comedian!

 

Why is it so hard to tell the difference between a Zombie and a British person?

Cause their mouths look the same.

 

How can you tell a Zombie from a Russian?

The Zombie smell better!

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I'll put papers in front of closed doors with this written:

 

DON'T DEAD OPEN INSIDE

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and maybe combine papers to make a book?

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I like the idea of being able to keep a journal so that my killer will read them or possibly use the pages as bog roll, who knows.

But I think it's far more likely I'll end up writing stupid notes like nonsense shopping lists for stuff like skyhooks, dehydrated water, long weights, zombie repellent, that sort of thing.

 

 

Or nonsense maps.

 

 

<=== You are here...

 

 

                                                                      But all the good shit is waaayyyy over here ===>

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I think it would be pretty awesome to find a journal on a player you just killed. You could see what kind of adventures they got into. Plus I think it would be really neat to find a journal that has had several owners.

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I leave notes all the time so I don't have to carry them. Depending on what note you pick up will dictate what part of my story you get. I always leave my name on it so if you see my name in the server you may not be that far away or even being watched.

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I havent found paper yet, to try it out, but cant wait. Have been curious about it since day one.

 

I will deffo read anybody's notes. I already read books in game during downtimes, or when waiting for buddies.

 

Also, couple of my buddies are "squeakers" as some call 'em, and totally not kos'ers, cod'ers or the like. They're actually quite interesting to play with. Dont blame it on the kids, i say, because a lot of the uncaring players are young adults and adults.

 

Please do write journals. If i find yours, i shall keep it with me.

how is it you read books? i have only ever been able to view the cover. or do i have to right click the book?

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I putting this note in house next to window easy for see and after run to over road house ;)

 

'hallo

 

once upon time guy find note and he reading this shit

 

same time he reading other guy was looking down rifle barrel and pulling trigger

 

the end'

 

:thumbsup: :ph34r:

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