blacklabel79 949 Posted February 4, 2014 (edited) ...please put some thought and heart into your acting. Me and my Buddy, we where on our way to Berezino. We where rater well stocked up besided him only having 40 rounds and me 20 for the m4. We looked spiffy ( press vests and all ) and approached Berezino from the construction side direction. Now...between the little houses there is a dude with a burlap sack running in circles. We keep our distance and approch thorwards the construction site as another character pops up waving telling us: "We ( he later corrects to I ) got robbed. there is bandits over here and we need help." I talk to him for a bit but his acting was so bad, we pulled out telling him not to follow us or he and his friends will go down. As we slowly retreat i see a third character with a axe and a backpack trying to flank us. It was such a obviously bad set "trap" it was laughable. We deceide to fall back a bit more and we ponder what to do. We finaly deceide to test how retarded these guys will get to get us and hunker down in a building. Holding the upstairs with clear sight on the door. Since we are patient folk, we wait. After a short while we hear talking outside and a exchange of words errupts. We get taunted with "we have all time in the world, come out" and as that isent fruitatious they switch over to chicken noises. No sweat at this point..my buddy has the door covered i check the window for the sniper ( wich iam sure they will deploy sooner or later )trying to have a look inside. They probe the door a bit and get wounded. Now 3 of them try to rush upstairs ( really Folks you are THAT dull ? ) and get mowed down by my friend. Now i see a figure moving from my position and hesitate for 1 split second too long and get shot by the sniper i myself predicted ( hehe oh well ). My mate takes all my ammo and keeps holding the stairs while i make my run from the coast back to the crimescene. He is hiding all their bodys because we want to piss them off to the max. Now 2 of them with m4 storm the building and take my mate with them. Now ist 5:2 and iam almost back at the building. I find a lucky fireaxe on my way, Strip off my cloths and run. I reach the house and hear eating/reload sounds. I race upstairs and hack away on the fools. One goes down the other combat logs ( yeah right you brave mofo...). I grab a m4 and fiddle with the damm inventory. 6:2 I hide the Body with the loot i cant take and wait. Shortly after the last of them tries to rush the building. He blasts away from a 60s mag and catches some bullets too. 7:3 WE told you to go away, WE told you to leave us alone...nooo you had to follow us and in the process lost 4 People fully kitted and another 3 halfway decent and your life too. Was that worth it ? tl;dr Bandits..please but some more effort into your act if you try to lure people into "traps". Edited February 4, 2014 by {Core}BlackLabel 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaxis 6 Posted February 4, 2014 don't feed the trolls bro. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blacklabel79 949 Posted February 4, 2014 (edited) we had planned to die ( well kinda ) anyways. At least, we went down in style :D Edited February 4, 2014 by {Core}BlackLabel 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grimey Rick 3417 Posted February 4, 2014 Haha, good job ol' boy! At least when I rob people it's full of imagination and well-rehearsed voice impressions. :3 Also, 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sQubanny 13 Posted February 4, 2014 lol, world full of bandits Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blacklabel79 949 Posted February 4, 2014 (edited) lol, world full of bandits Id happily play along a nice trap or well thought out concept of one. I rather dislike the Folks that go "DROP YOUR WEAPON NOW" and their voice squeeks from the short "powertrip". I allways taunt those fools. Edited February 4, 2014 by {Core}BlackLabel 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BadAsh (DayZ) 1513 Posted February 4, 2014 TLDR Them reading skills... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blacklabel79 949 Posted February 4, 2014 Looks like his Standard Response to anything :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eisenmaik 17 Posted February 4, 2014 Nice job :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blacklabel79 949 Posted February 4, 2014 (edited) Haha, good job ol' boy! At least when I rob people it's full of imagination and well-rehearsed voice impressions. :3 If you try to rob us doing a "rick grimes" Impression all we´d needed to do is saying "look there is laury behind you" or..."damm have you seen curl ?" :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-p9Fd9OPqgk Edited February 4, 2014 by {Core}BlackLabel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
o5pr3y (DayZ) 77 Posted February 4, 2014 Gotta love poorly thought out bandit acting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mdogg2005 447 Posted February 4, 2014 The way I see it, shitty bandits, pro bandits, either way I enjoy seeing it. If it means less people killing on sight, I don't care if they're good or bat at it. In every post apocalyptic movie, game, whatever, you always see good and bad bandits. Clever traps, obvious ones, it doesn't matter. It's progress as far as I'm concerned. Props to those guys for setting a trap (an obvious one if anything) instead of just killing you as you walked into the town. Except for the combat logger. He can burn in hell. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samuri_Bake_Pie 96 Posted February 4, 2014 These are obviously sucky bandits. If that was my team you guys would not have even seen us before you died. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fitzee 248 Posted February 4, 2014 These are obviously sucky bandits. If that was my team you guys would not have even seen us before you died. Hi. Not sure if you're bragging, but, it's easy to kill people when they haven't seen you. While those 'sucky bandits' fail pretty hard lol, at least they tried to have actual interaction and for that I applaud them, well except for the chump who combat logged because a guy had an axe lol. Regards. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mdogg2005 447 Posted February 4, 2014 These are obviously sucky bandits. If that was my team you guys would not have even seen us before you died.This is what my post was about. Be glad that the people you encountered were actual bandits, not just kids who kill or shoot on sights and call themselves bandits. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hethwill_Khan 233 Posted February 4, 2014 Neither of the groups backed off. ^Good stuff. Action and bloodshed. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zeroy 240 Posted February 4, 2014 The moment you made that stand inside the building there was only one way it was going to end. I would think that you made the wrong call, not them! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blacklabel79 949 Posted February 4, 2014 (edited) The moment you made that stand inside the building there was only one way it was going to end. I would think that you made the wrong call, not them! yeah. well we dident plan on surviving..we had survived for some time prior and traversed a rather large part of the map... it was time to let go. ;) It turned out to be the more interesting route ( and we discussed it before we hunkered down )...last stand and all that :D Edited February 4, 2014 by {Core}BlackLabel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ninjaontour 123 Posted February 4, 2014 Tl;dr - OP and his friends almost outsmarted a group of idiots. I fail to see how that's a representative sample of bandits. There are plenty of us around who wouldn't have been so ham-handed in dealing with you. Pride comes before a fall, OP. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blacklabel79 949 Posted February 4, 2014 (edited) Tl;dr - OP and his friends almost outsmarted a group of idiots. I fail to see how that's a representative sample of bandits. There are plenty of us around who wouldn't have been so ham-handed in dealing with you. Pride comes before a fall, OP. Ach you. You realize the "bandits" in the title right ? I apologize if those guys offended your bandit pride. i bet beign KOSd whould have been a better story :D and shorter. These are obviously sucky bandits. If that was my team you guys would not have even seen us before you died. *sees man running in circels with burlap sack, wonders, sees blackscreen* :D Edited February 4, 2014 by {Core}BlackLabel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samuri_Bake_Pie 96 Posted February 4, 2014 Hi. Not sure if you're bragging, but, it's easy to kill people when they haven't seen you. While those 'sucky bandits' fail pretty hard lol, at least they tried to have actual interaction and for that I applaud them, well except for the chump who combat logged because a guy had an axe lol. Regards. I'm not bragging, there are tons of groups better then mine. i'm just saying all he did was kill some KoS kids. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeatHTaX 1217 Posted February 4, 2014 Was that worth it ? The answer is always yes to a bandit :D 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
altimor 10 Posted February 5, 2014 It's impossible to tell whether I'm lying or not as I have mastered monotone. Maybe I should do this. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DirtyscumbagLith 270 Posted February 5, 2014 it kind of astounds me the curiosity of Dayz players. like it was a good idea to check out wtf a guy running around in circles with a sack over his head is doing. i would have gone the other way. someone doing something stupid and not valuing his time has just guaranteed not wasting mine. i would have trekked in the other direction. didnt seem like something to explore more, but thats just me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
