Sinphaltimus 262 Posted February 2, 2014 (edited) First, let me make some obvious points clear.1. Yes, I use Teamspeak - get over it. You hear my voice at the start of the video but you do not hear my friends voice in Teamspeak so it's like I am talking to myself. 2. No, I don't use in game text so I forgot what button it was and I was nervous using is with the stranger so close hence the obvious typo.3. I joined a server "NO BANDITS - Bad karma Punished!" in the server messages. Yeah - I know - no such thing as friendly servers. I just thought it would be a decent place to try and be friendly.4. Go troll someplace else. Here's my story...... I meet up with a friend of mine in Kambiwobo. There is a stranger with him. The stranger gives my the high five and I return it. He says he can't hear me and he asks me to type to him. I offer to escort him to Elektro and protect him from zombies. The idiot doesn't realize he turned his in game VOIP on while he is talking to his friend about plans to kill me when we get to Elektro and taking my gear. Backstabber got it in the back. Fuck it, trust no one. -Sinphaltimus OH, and this - http://youtu.be/S0YrXjeRSoE NOTE: In Game Video recorded with Shadowplay. Edited February 4, 2014 by Sinphaltimus 25 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted February 2, 2014 Idiot of the alpha award goes to him, he realized the simplicity in failure. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diddums 3760 Posted February 2, 2014 BAHAHAHA Dude that's brilliant. I love how everyone stands around leaning right like a spacker when typing. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nuggit 246 Posted February 2, 2014 The intelligence from some people in this game amazes me. Beans to you sir. :beans: 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damy (DayZ) 4 Posted February 2, 2014 HAHAHAHA, fail gank.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
illville502 44 Posted February 2, 2014 Well played! You called him out way quicker than I thought you would. Lucky for you, you didn't give him the gun you were offering early. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matej (DayZ) 71 Posted February 4, 2014 Kamiwobo, strange never heard of this place 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
irl-calibre 744 Posted February 4, 2014 lol, if some people had brains they'd be dangerous.. BEANS GALORE!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
reaping 7 Posted February 4, 2014 Love how he actually is convinced he's going to take your stuff, what a guy. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DirtyscumbagLith 270 Posted February 4, 2014 this, sir, is an epic video. so happy you came out on top. and this is the #1 reason why i trust no one. never. ever. ever. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dallas 5195 Posted February 4, 2014 Today Sinphaltimus will be teaching us about idiots in their natural habitat. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sinphaltimus 262 Posted February 4, 2014 Kamiwobo, strange never heard of this placeExcuse me...Kambiwobo. I'll make the correction. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vicco 123 Posted February 4, 2014 What a maroon. Caught!"Brandon" didn't pass the communication test for me.Stupid teen-age voice, but he also didn't want to talk. That's a good sign he's on TS with a partner.Would have told him to walk the other way, or just shot him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BadAsh (DayZ) 1513 Posted February 4, 2014 That was hilarious. Beans to you for posting it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GpB311 236 Posted February 4, 2014 That was incredible. Id be psyched to meet a geared guy who actually wanted help. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maca (DayZ) 769 Posted February 4, 2014 That's just brilliant Sinphaltimus, the guy was like a kid looking into a candy shop window drooling (Take he's shit). But you just topped it off with "Take this fucking guys rice" what a line. :D 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChiefMasterKush 321 Posted February 4, 2014 yeah he was clearly full of shit when he says he can hear you then starts to type (which you can hear over his dbl-caps lock) telling you to type. That was a test so when you get to elektro he can get you to type again. Don't ever type in the game, it's good you forgot the button. Chumps will be chumps and deserve to be shot in the back. GJ thanks for sharing. ps. Using outside voice chat is the only way to go when playing with homies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FuriousJam 11 Posted February 5, 2014 Glad you got him mate, hate scummers like that! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Statik (DayZ) 2695 Posted February 5, 2014 Pure gold.I like how you stopped, did a double take like "is this fucking happening?" 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hosty 647 Posted February 7, 2014 (edited) Kamiwobo, strange never heard of this place Kamyshovo. Edited February 7, 2014 by Hosty Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sinphaltimus 262 Posted February 7, 2014 (edited) Kamyshovo.Both names are correct. One is translated one is not. Go look at an online map. There are two names per location.Kambiwobo and Kamyshovo.Dood who never heard of it was being a troll due to typo. Edited February 7, 2014 by Sinphaltimus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sQubanny 13 Posted February 7, 2014 ULTIMATE fail, epic video mate! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
over9000nukez 199 Posted February 7, 2014 love the ending remark to him 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quix_otic 11 Posted February 7, 2014 "Take this fucking guys rice"Have all the beans sir 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
