To pee, or not to pee...

[rydekk 250]

That's the question.

 

 

When will they introduce urine, shite and all that other crap so we can finally relieve ourselves in the wild!

 

- one who has to go to the bathroom in dayz

[Banana_Duck 121]

Sigh...I would hate more micro managing

[rydekk 250]

Sigh...I would hate more micro managing

 

 

I agree, nobody wants to see they have a micropenis when they spawn

[sybelpwns 5]

I agree, nobody wants to see they have a micropenis when they spawn

All black characters inc.

[doctorbadsign 645]

I dread to think what kind of things you psychos would do with urine if it was implemented.

 

Although part of me wants you to be able to pee in a canteen and leave it somewhere.

[wild_man 4442]

I agree, nobody wants to see they have a micropenis when they spawn

 

play on hardcore mode? no problem spawn with dick swinging like well fed acaconda hanging from tree after big dinner of antelope B)

 

play on regular mode? oh dear - be sure to find private place to do toilet business :|

 

play pve? spawn with penis size like mouse :o

 

play pve on regular mode? no penis for you only bump with needle hole :blush:

Edited February 1, 2014 by KoS

[Peru 0]

Not to pee.

[frosti 2165]

I think that would bring a lot of controversies from feminists.

 

Like: Guys should pee while standing or squating like a girls?

 

Becouse in country like Sweden, all guys and boys are forced by law to sit on toilet while they pee etc. And there is a lot of Swedish players and servers. Should theere be squating pee animation for a guy in Swedish game version?

 

[The Legit Pie 18]

I think that would bring a lot of controversies from feminists.

 

Like: Guys should pee while standing or squating like a girls?

 

Becouse in country like Sweden, all guys and boys are forced by law to sit on toilet while they pee etc. And there is a lot of Swedish players and servers. Should theere be squating pee animation for a guy in Swedish game version?

 

Anyone that is offended by basic bodily functions should honestly get a life.

[Drakmeister 2]

I think that would bring a lot of controversies from feminists.

Like: Guys should pee while standing or squating like a girls?

Becouse in country like Sweden, all guys and boys are forced by law to sit on toilet while they pee etc. And there is a lot of Swedish players and servers. Should theere be squating pee animation for a guy in Swedish game version?

Wow, someone's clueless.

Regards,

Swedish person

Edited February 1, 2014 by Drakmeister

[victusmortuus 1074]

I think going the toilet is just crossing the realism/simulator line. It'll be used in a childish way regardless of how it's implemented. Such as shitting on fresh spawns, leaving a poo in an empty can of beans ect. I'd just rather they left it out as it isn't needed.

[knoCC (DayZ) 211]

I think going the toilet is just crossing the realism/simulator line. It'll be used in a childish way regardless of how it's implemented. Such as shitting on fresh spawns, leaving a poo in an empty can of beans ect. I'd just rather they left it out as it isn't needed.

LOL. I agree. Shitting on spawns would be the new teabagging...

[victusmortuus 1074]

LOL. I agree. Shitting on spawns would be the new teabagging...

 

Or this; Shit on floor. Put shit in hand. Throw shit in Cherno. It'll make the entire populas devolve into underwear wearing Monkeys.

[gamer222 86]

better question would be who is ready to drink your own pee lol :D  :blush:  :rolleyes:  :huh:  :o

[knoCC (DayZ) 211]

The first Youtube video of someone or a group rolling through Cherno and having shit thrown at them from the street, the rooftops, the bus stop, etc.would be fuckin' priceless...

[gamer222 86]

or leaving NOTES next to where you took shit :lol:

[Deathlove 2286]

That's the question.

 

 

When will they introduce urine, shite and all that other crap so we can finally relieve ourselves in the wild!

 

- one who has to go to the bathroom in dayz

Theres is such a thing as to much realism and id prefer not to have this in the game. For the sake of some ppls sanity.

[Sir Digby Chicken Caesar 23]

 

Theres a reason men dont sit while peeing, its called acute boneritis, you dont wanna swing that thang all over them shitty toilets.

So whoever made this sign either has a micropenis or is just 100% impotent.

[gamer222 86]

if you look from realistic side (as gaming simulator) pee and taking dump will be good side of the game if its balanced lol I mean if you eat too much and drink yeah , after like two hours playing there should be msg to pee etc...but on another side if you look it , it could be fun without it which means people would not think about it and just play the game as it is.... :)

[Deathlove 2286]

if you look from realistic side (as gaming simulator) pee and taking dump will be good side of the game if its balanced lol I mean if you eat too much and drink yeah , after like two hours playing there should be msg to pee etc...but on another side if you look it , it could be fun without it which means people would not think about it and just play the game as it is.... :)

And you know ppl will abuse that stuff in game. I can live without the fecal matter fetish and golden shower RP thank you very much.

[Synton 15]

Play sims for that shit.

[knoCC (DayZ) 211]

Theres a reason men dont sit while peeing, its called acute boneritis, you dont wanna swing that thang all over them shitty toilets.

So whoever made this sign either has a micropenis or is just 100% impotent.

I hate going fishing when I'm taking a shit, so I just hold my friend.

 

I would give you beans, but I've reached my maximum for the day so here's some...dick.

[stolenbanjos 110]

Better make room for more disinfectant spray if feces tossing becomes a thing. Also, do we have to use our tshirt/rags to wipe our ass? Or will they add toilet paper rolls in the loot table? Just use the paper that is already in game (ouchy)? We could use smell messages to know if we are passing by a fresh deposit in the woods - personally I don't want to step in it and ruin my nice clean fresh spawn shoes.

[stolenbanjos 110]

Men - no need to sit down to pee. Stand over the toilet, not in front of it. Accuracy buff.

[Damnyourdeadman 1045]

Zombie survival simulator is one thing.But i don't feel like theese features belong in the game.

Although in a real case of a zombie apocalypse it's basic rule No:3

 

1. Cardio

To escape a pursuing zombie you will need to out-run it, and this means being in good shape.

2. Double Tap

When in doubt, don't get stingy with your bullets.

Most zombies won't die from just one hit unless it's a shot to the head, and it will instead get up in very little time - and will then bite you. The most effective way to prevent this is to take a second shot/hit to their head which will stop them from attacking again, and surely one more shot can't do too much harm! For this to work, you will need at least two shots in your gun at all times so you can double tap without having to worry about reloading in time (you usually won't get that time). Luckily, the second shot should be easier as the first shot should take the zombie to the floor and temporarily prevent the zombie from moving

3. Beware of Bathrooms

You are at your most vulnerable while sitting on the toilet, so always take extra care.

Zombies seem to sneak up on people who are at their most vulnerable, although it probably just seems like this as zombies just attack with no special circumstances. However, this does not change the fact that toilets are places you want to be careful around - if you are caught with your trousers down then there's not much you can do about running away, so you better have brought a gun with you. The best way to stay safe is to check each bathroom before you enter, in every cubicle and every section as it isn't rare to find one just waiting there. Also remember that just because it's not socially acceptable to climb under cubical doors, it doesn't mean the zombies won't do it.

4. Buckle Up

You won't be driving along easy roads anymore: with numerous things to avoid you need to be ready for a crash!

The reason for seatbelts is fairly obvious as it pretty much carries over from the reason we are advised to wear them normally - being thrown at the windscreen doesn't usually end well. In Zombieland, however, you're much more likely to be flying through the windscreen as you try avoding escaping vehicles, dodging through abandoned cars or slamming on your brakes (or just driving faster) as a zombie steps in front of your car. For this reason, it's usually a good idea to stick on a seatbelt so you don't make the embarrassing mistake of dying from a cause other than zombie. However, some people argue that wearing a seatbelt is an inconvenience as it slows you down valuable seconds while trying to get out of the car which is being fast approached by zombies. It's also argued that crashing is a fairly ridiculous thing to worry about when the majority of people are trying to eat you. These doubts aside, it is usually safest to wear belts.

5. Travel Light

While trying to get away from a mass of zombies, the last thing you want is to be heaving luggage around.

Zombies can surprise you at any moment by coming from behind objects or running toward you when you aren't expecting it, and you'll need to make a fast get away. As well as cardio to out-run the zombie you'll also need to be light on your feet, and that means reducing the weight of the objects you are carrying with you. So instead of a big heavy suitcase that may be able to carry all of your personal possessions and luxuries, you'd be safer with a smaller amount of luggage such as a backpack or anything that is easy to carry and won't slow you down. Under some circumstances it might be best to carry nothing but weaponry, but if you are seeking shelter and there is a lower chance of being attacked by zombies then it's always best to bring a bag with medical supplies, spare magazines and perhaps maybe a lightweight luxury. It is implied that unless baggage is absolutely vital to short term survival, it should always be considered expendible, able to be dropped at a moments notice to flee to safety.

  6. Don't Be A Hero

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Possibly the most important rule of all. Don't risk your own life just to make yourself look good.

When taking risks in Zombieland, the risk is pretty much always that you might get eaten alive by zombies. This isn't a risk you want to be taking so rather than trying to go for the "bad boy look", simply take a step back and keep yourself safe. Unfortunately you won't make yourself look too impressive if a zombie is currently biting into your arm. However, remember that there are certain circumstances where perhaps this rule should be ignored, so that maybe you save someone who makes staying alive worth it, or making sure that you will still have a partner to back you up later - as they might be responsible for saving your life later. Always follow this rule... except when you shouldn't.

7. Limber Up

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Before going into a zombie-infested area, you will need to prepare for the impending running by limbering up.

When approaching an area which will definitely or is likely to have zombies, it is always best to limber up using a few moves so that you are in peak physical condition when moving in. This means that if a zombie or numerous zombies do appear and begin to chase you, then you are able to out-run them without worries about pulling muscles or injuring yourself while running - something that could mean life or death. Of course, if you are suddenly ambushed by zombies while unprepared then limbering up will obviously be a rather unwise move, as getting away from or killing the zombies is your main priority.

8. When In Doubt, Always Know Your Way Out

You will always need to know the way out of every room of every building you enter, in case you are caught unaware.

Zombies can surprise you at any time, whether it be while you are sleeping, driving, relaxing, eating, playing, peeing, kissing, or on the toilet. For this reason, you should always know the fastest and best way out of the room/building you are in, just in case you are victim to a surprise attack. Make a mental note of any other doors you can take which have the quickest route away from your current location. It may also be best to prop the door open so you do not have to spend precious time trying to unlock/open the door. But don't just know this exit way, also know how you can get to it - there's no use knowing about an emergency exit if you have no idea how to get to it. This rule is all about knowing your surroundings and preparing yourself for the worst.

9. The Buddy System

You can't always look in front of you and behind you at the same time

Even though the common zombie is slow they can still surround you and trap you in a corner, so with the help of a buddy you have a better chance of clearing and keeping an area safe. There is also another great reason to follow this rule which would be in case you get an injury the assistance of another person can be perfect for this situation. If you don't want to be with people, It's easier using a handgun to your head.

10. Check The Back Seat

Before getting into the car and driving off, check the back seat for any hiding zombies.

The temptation is to get into the safe haven of a car and drive off feeling like you are invisible to all zombies within your mobile steel cage. However, despite the car being relatively safe from outside zombies, you need to be prepared for any zombies that might leap up from behind you and start to attack. The last thing you need while driving is to have a zombie crawling up behind you trying to bite you, because even if the zombie doesn't bite you - it may manage to stop you from keeping the car going and then next thing you know, you'll have crashed the car or stopped it for all the other zombies to get to. There is also the possibility that the zombie reanimated in his seatbelt. If this is the case then kill it quickly without getting to close. Of course if you're in a rush to jump in the car then you may not have time to check the back, but make sure you're expecting something and as soon as you get the chance, look in the back.

11. Enjoy The Little Things

As well as surviving all the zombies, you'll also need to maintain a happy and sane state of mind by keeping positive.

With the constant stress of staying alive with little time to put down your gun and rest, it's important that whenever you do get the time, you spend it on entertaining yourself. Of course, in Zombieland it's not easy to entertain yourself in any extravagant way such as playing on games, playing sports or watching TV. So instead it's best to enjoy the little things that come your way whether that be having fun with another survivor, enjoying a luxury you come across, lying back and forgetting about all the problems in the world or even just destroying a whole bunch of little things. Without enjoying the little things, it's all too easy for you to lose sanity and peace of mind from the constant stress and pains of staying alive.