The pleasure of a dead bandit

[Ivanho (DayZ) 27]

This is a little story about a bandit getting what he deserves:

So my buddy and I are in Berenzino on our way to the office-building  at the lumbermill, when we spot another player with a mosin on the roof. He did not see us so far, so we approach the building.

When we get up to the roof he is still there so I started to talk to him:

Me: "Hey buddy. Don't worry we are friendly. Are you?"
...

...

Him: "Yeah..."

Me: "Cool. Wanna trade your Mosin for my Shogu?"

...

...

Me: "No?"

Him: "Nah man I will keep the Mosin."

Me: "Ok. Have a good day then."

 

So my friend and I wander off and head to the waterpump close to the lumbermill.

BANG.

Me: "Shit we are beeing shot at. RUN!"
 

We start to run. More shots. I turn my head and see the guy on the roof aiming for us. Another shot.

 

My Buddy: "Shit I am dead. This little dumb*ss on the roof."

 

I continue running then take cover in a bush and start to flank around my buddys corpse.
The guy from the roof and another one approach the dead body together. They are careless... One is dropped by the first two shots of my shotgun. 
A Firefight between me and the other guys leads nowhere, because now both of us play very careful.

 

Again I flank the bush he is sitting in and hope he doesn't see me doing it. He did not. He is dead too.

 

This was my first real combat kill and when I think about it my heart is still pumping. I love this game. And now I got a Mosin.

Cheers

 

Ivanho

 

[Grimey Rick 3417]

Your buddy could've lived if you weren't such Rick wannabes. In that situation, your inner Shane should've taken control.

[sacrdandprofne 100]

The other guy's "...." = "*teamspeak* there's someone else here! Get over here!"

[applejaxc 2500]

Your friend got what he deserves for using CheatSpeak.

[Ivanho (DayZ) 27]

Your friend got what he deserves for using CheatSpeak.

 

Whut?

[DarkwaveDomina 1099]

CheatSpeak.

 

Hahaha, are you serious? Things are getting sadder and sadder around here.

[Alogos 24]

Your friend got what he deserves for using CheatSpeak.

please continue to regale us with tales of how gigantically awesome you and your dayZ penis are. I dont play to please some asshat's unstated laws of "how dayZ ACTUALLY should work" per his impeccable code of ethics.

 

Kindly locate your high horse elsewhere.

[applejaxc 2500]

please continue to regale us with tales of how gigantically awesome you and your dayZ penis are. I dont play to please some asshat's unstated laws of "how dayZ ACTUALLY should work" per his impeccable code of ethics.

 

Kindly locate your high horse elsewhere.

 

Not cheating is being on a high horse? Yeah. Okay.

[eleventhavenue 204]

Your friend obviosuly deserved to die, because he probably was going to drink a lot! I now decide that drinking a lot is cheating. It's liek, a glitch and ur exploting. Tehdrp.

 

Also, let's argue about everything in a huge circle discussion that will lead to nothing. I am sure this will make us look intelligent!

[DarkwaveDomina 1099]

cheating

 

It doesn't get any less funny the more you say it. :lol:  :emptycan:

[thelonewarrior 886]

Good work, I think you did good killing them but in future try to realise that most people on rooftops are not friendly

Me and my people watch them for some time to see if they are waiting for someone, perhaps a friend is on his way to them

This has happened before where they leave as soon as their friends arrive and we let them go, but most of the time they are bandits waiting for a kill

[Alogos 24]

Not cheating is being on a high horse? Yeah. Okay.

well... most of us aren't committed to brutal realism to the point of inconveniencing ourselves, but I guess since you choose to that entitles you to make yourself some kind of martyr for justice against the evil that is being able to socialize while gaming?

 

ALSO - show me what code I'm changing or exploit I'm using or safeguard I'm dodging to get on fuckin skype with a few buddies. Cheating is actually changing something for your advantage, it has nothing to do with your butthurt

Edited February 2, 2014 by Alogos

[cels 43]

Im happy this didnt end with a combat log....

[skyline-gtr 130]

wait, you claim this person "got what he deserveres" because of his actions.

then when applejaxc proclaims the same thing about your friend, you get all wound up about it???

[NinjaTurkey 255]

Good on you for taking out that kos bandit. Most people in this game shoot others for the rush but i can tell you now that killing someone that fired on you unprovoked is the most amazing feeling in this game.

To those calling you cheaters because you used teamspeak or some other form of communication, you got no friends to play with and socialise with? Playing dayz all alone?

I feel for ya, i realy do but please dont tell others they cant play with their friends just cus you dont have any yourself. I honestly have never heard anything more dumb in my life.

[Samuri_Bake_Pie 96]

Good work, I think you did good killing them but in future try to realise that most people on rooftops are not friendly

Me and my people watch them for some time to see if they are waiting for someone, perhaps a friend is on his way to them

This has happened before where they leave as soon as their friends arrive and we let them go, but most of the time they are bandits waiting for a kill

 

Thats the point where I just shoot them to be safe and live.

[Grimey Rick 3417]

Not cheating is being on a high horse? Yeah. Okay.

 

Cheating? Really? So is playing DayZ in the same room as my wife cheating because we can talk to each other? If that's the case, maybe you'd like to donate a large sum of money so that I can fucking renovate my house to get her into another office out of earshot.

 

[skyline-gtr 130]

Cheating? Really? So is playing DayZ in the same room as my wife cheating because we can talk to each other? If that's the case, maybe you'd like to donate a large sum of money so that I can fucking renovate my house to get her into another office out of earsh

sorry error

Edited February 3, 2014 by Skyline-GTR

[AnarchyBrownies 1383]

Well this topic got derailed but I can bring it back.

 

I got shot at at NW Airfield last night. Long story short, I killed two of them before the last one killed me. It felt good, knowing they thought they were pretty awesome before I fought back. While I was hiding I could hear them running around below me talking trash over direct chat. They were really young, probably 12-14, so they played with a little bit of that arrogant preteen attitude.

 

I hope they enjoy the run back to NWAF :)

[soulfirez 901]

Cheating? Really? So is playing DayZ in the same room as my wife cheating because we can talk to each other? If that's the case, maybe you'd like to donate a large sum of money so that I can fucking renovate my house to get her into another office out of earshot.

 

while he is at it he better chuck me around 50 k to so i can extend my house cause i also play Dayz with my wife ( she aint the best but she getting better and better). Meta gaming is not perfect sure but in the scheme of cheating lol it rates pretty darn low infact id say it is a bigger crime to be a forum Dayz nazi than it is to use team speak but thats just IMHO.