Do you suffer from "Pristine Fever"?

[Grimey Rick 3417]

Man, I know I do. If an item isn't pristine, it feels, well, dirty. Every second I'm wearing a shirt with more pockets than my old one that's not pristine, gives me anxiety. I don't even bother picking up a pair of shades unless that tantalizing emerald green text spells out P-R-I-S-T-I-N-E below the name. Food? Bleh! I'd rather starve to death than eat anything less than pristine meals!

 

I hope I'm not the only one suffering from this horrible malady.

 

#ocd #makeitstop #helpme

[omgwtfbbq (DayZ) 1069]

I would find this funny if you didn't use hashtags

[darthbane67 92]

I am white and live in america no shit I do man lol.

 

#firstworldproblems

 

Also omgwtfbbq just look at your name and signature man then you want to bust on hashtags....at least hashtags are a current internet cliche.

[Grimey Rick 3417]

I would find this funny if you didn't use hashtags

 

Funny? You sadist. This is a cry for help.

 

#help #please #kind #sir #i #am #going #to #end #up #on #medication

 

#yoloswag

[TEST_SUBJECT_83 465]

Me too!

It matters!

A pristine clothes can save you from bleeding when hit once maybe twice by a zombie.

Everyone should get used to eating pristine food only because it's gonna matter soon.

A ruined can of bean will most likely get you sick when the conditions for food are working.

[Kaboom! 0]

I found a badly damaged press vest. What do I do?!

[BrainlessZombie 190]

You have problems, please get help.

[blacklabel79 949]

I Value a orange raincoat more than even an M4. I dont care about the condition its in.

 

I like the ragged worn out survivor look...you millgear fans can Keep on wearing those green/Brown stuff and all look the same... :D

Edited January 28, 2014 by {Core}BlackLabel

[DemonGroover 8836]

I prefer things to be Worn. To me that means it has worked before.

 

Edit: Just like my women

Edited January 28, 2014 by DemonGroover

[eleventhavenue 204]

I Value a orange raincoat more than even an M4. I dont care about the condition its in.

 

I like the ragged worn out survivor look...you millgear fans can Keep on wearing those green/Brown stuff and all look the same... :D

 

I like the raincoats too. It just feels like something I personally would find myself wearing in the apocalypse.

[Ghostflux 100]

I Value a orange raincoat more than even an M4. I dont care about the condition its in.

 

I like the ragged worn out survivor look...you millgear fans can Keep on wearing those green/Brown stuff and all look the same... :D

 

While you worry about how you want to stand out individually, properly cameoflaged bandits will probably close up to you without you even knowing. It's a case of survival, not fashion.

[Banana_Duck 121]

I do the exact opisite, if an items ruined or looking shity it comes with me!

[komadose 190]

no, because i don't even know what difference it makes if it's pristine or badly damaged. or even ruined. scopes are the only thing where i've seen an actual difference.

 

when your backpack is shot and ruined, it should spill all it's content to the ground. same thing with anything that has "slots". i thought that ruined items are unusable, but nope.

Edited January 28, 2014 by komadose

[Element47 2481]

i shoot pristine things, because shiney new stuff is suspicious. except for optics. i can bear a pristine scope for a while.

[blacklabel79 949]

While you worry about how you want to stand out individually, properly cameoflaged bandits will probably close up to you without you even knowing. It's a case of survival, not fashion.

 

All the "bandits" you refer to..i have never seen them ( probably because they where SOOOOOOO well camo´ed lol, not )..only douchbags in Groups, and we saw them from a mile away ;)

 

I dont belive in camo. Sorry brosef...Just because we wear raincoats dosent mean we cant fight back. We just have a different mindset about what this game has to offer... ;)

Edited January 28, 2014 by {Core}BlackLabel

[Sinphaltimus 262]

I don't obsess about it but I do prefer better conditions items as guns are more accurate and wearable have better protection. That's about it. The only time I'll trade a better conditioned item for one worse off is going from any secondary weapon to a fire axe.