Sooden 301 Posted January 11, 2014 I needed some food, so I got my touch, went to the kitchen, crouched (i'm not squid) and went looking for some beans. After going prone from the washing machine , past the cooker and back into a crouch position at the cupboards, I saw the beans just above me head... So I sat for a bit, making sure I wasn't followed by my cat, then stud up to grab a can. Then it hit me! I have no can opener >< so. back to prone, looking for an axe in my house... 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Planck 7174 Posted January 11, 2014 You can open with a bayonet too, you know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sooden 301 Posted January 11, 2014 You can open with a bayonet too, you know. I live in a house, not a ww2 museum :POr maybe we learnt something new about max :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
korpisoturi (DayZ) 127 Posted January 11, 2014 Use the knife! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DropBearChick 1217 Posted January 11, 2014 Wait are you doing this on real life or game? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jonah_Hobbes 171 Posted January 11, 2014 Joking aside my DayZ/zombie dream quota has gone up heaps since I started playing. Mind you I go through my backstory as a way of drifting off to sleep - not saying it's boring but certainly works, never really make it past looting the first couple of houses before I'm asleep and then of course I'm actually there in my dreams. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gho5tl3git@gmail.com 13 Posted January 11, 2014 Seriously ... are you talking about real life or the game ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DropBearChick 1217 Posted January 11, 2014 We'll Im gonna go look up a counsellor for this guy if he sais real life btw what city do you live in so I know we're to look for one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Avengerki 20 Posted January 11, 2014 Axe? In my house its easier to find a screwdriver or sword. And I do have fun walking around at night with my cheapo night vision goggles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
