I can't stand this any longer.

[Bakercompany86 347]

You're a classic one really. You just eat any shit youre given just to satisfy your concers. No point talking to you.

 

Not really.  I'm actually enjoying the game even with it's flaws.  I do like we should and report bugs using the bug tracker, then go out and try to find more bugs.

 

You know, since it's been blatantly pointed out that it's an early access alpha and the main goal right now is bug fixing.  Not satisfying the crybabies who think they're entitled to something they're not.

 

What I don't do, is sit on a forum all day whining like a child who was told they couldn't have ice cream before dinner.

[Xequinox90 80]

Tell me, what programming languages do you know fluently?

Please don't start these shitty questions , has nothing to do with this thread 

[Xequinox90 80]

Seems you know an awful lot about that

And another

[Bakercompany86 347]

Kids ? i'm not demanding anything but what should have been fixed upon release

 

Good thing the game isn't slated for release until 2015.

[floj 393]

And another

[Ineedscoffee 464]

Should of done a beiber song, they might not get this......

[Bakercompany86 347]

Please don't start these shitty questions , has nothing to do with this thread 

 

Well you are an expert on programming and software development right?  Since you clearly have such a large understanding of how long it takes to code and compile.

 

So I'm curious, how many programs have you written?  How many languages do you know how to program in?  Are you familiar with the development process?  Do you know how long it takes to develop anything?  Have you ever written your own game?  Or any program for that matter?  Do you understand the process in which you find and repair bugs and glitches?

[Xequinox90 80]

Good thing the game isn't slated for release until 2015.

Good thing your optimistic , if it took them 1 and a half years to get to here , then it'll need alot more time lol

[n0_escape 8]

Tell me, what programming languages do you know fluently?

How is this issue related to programming skills? In fact I know a little Java but to consider myself to be a developer I don't even bring it up. If you played the game and the mod for at least 2-3 years you wouldn't be spewing around such bs like you are right now.

 

Well then Gordon Gecko, since you've got the insider info, enlighten us. Us the mindless sheep who are enjoying our thirty dollar game and our 5.99 beer.

I already enlightened you, this game is going to be almost the same for another couple of years.

[AngryMob 14]

inb4 graveyard.

*grabs popcorn*

[Ineedscoffee 464]

Good thing your optimistic , if it took them 1 and a half years to get to here , then it'll need alot more time lol

More time is better! Scare off the cod kids, squeak out a higher polished game with "your kind" around to bitch about a few hiccups.

Not duke nukes long tho.....

[Heiduk 265]

It sounds like more people should take Cartman's advice on preordering:

 

 

P.S. For the record I think Bohemia probably should have tried a little harder to make that whole "Soft Launch" thing a reality.

[floj 393]

Shoulda had a virginity test for alpha testers

[Xequinox90 80]

More time is better! Scare off the cod kids, squeak out a higher polished game with "your kind" around to bitch about a few hiccups.

Not duke nukes long tho.....

A few hicups ? Are you serious? 

[Bakercompany86 347]

Good thing your optimistic , if it took them 1 and a half years to get to here , then it'll need alot more time lol

 

Not if people would quit bitching and start bug reporting instead.

 

Have you even visited the bug tracker to see how many bugs they've already addressed?  

 

 

 

How is this issue related to programming skills? In fact I know a little Java but to consider myself to be a developer I don't even bring it up. If you played the game and the mod for at least 2-3 years you wouldn't be spewing around such bs like you are right now.

 

Then you should know how long it takes to code something, and how it takes even longer to work the bugs out.

[Ineedscoffee 464]

Bottom fucking line, this is *******Not******** the mod.

This a completely new, early alpha version of the mod.

The mods thattaway, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

[Xequinox90 80]

Bottom fucking line, this is *******Not******** the mod.

This a completely new, early alpha version of the mod.

The mods thattaway, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

I'm not letting any door hit me , Actually if the door hits me ingame , I might die , Ha ! , Another bug 

[Xequinox90 80]

Not if people would quit bitching and start bug reporting instead.

 

Have you even visited the bug tracker to see how many bugs they've already addressed?  

 

 

Then you should know how long it takes to code something, and how it takes even longer to work the bugs out.

Yes i have and it is impressive , But when are they going to be fixed ? ....

[Ineedscoffee 464]

A few hicups ? Are you serious?

Yes I'm serious brah, herp derp. It's only an issue if you allow it to be. I've encountered maybe two hiccups. One small case of rubber banding, and zombie noises in the woods, in over seventy hours played.

Your ass is just looking for a reason, clearly.

[Xequinox90 80]

Yes I'm serious brah, herp derp. It's only an issue if you allow it to be. I've encountered maybe two hiccups. One small case of rubber banding, and zombie noises in the woods, in over seventy hours played.

Your ass is just looking for a reason, clearly.

Well then you obviously need to play with more people or play more , ive done 115 hours , And i could name 100 things + wrong with the alpha , and its true , so there should be it's an alpha , but for them to bring out bug fixes and hot fixes that are just creating more bugs , were going backwards , in so many ways 

[n0_escape 8]

Yeah it's not the mod. Yet it's almost the same. I don't know about you but I had a little higher expectation of the development speed for this game. Right now, there is nothing really bad to be said about it, but in half a year people will start to notice. Of course when the dev team actually proves me wrong and start adding content and fixes frequently like for example path of exile dev team managed I will be happy to pay for it.

[Ineedscoffee 464]

Well then you obviously need to play with more people or play more , ive done 115 hours , And i could name 100 things + wrong with the alpha , and its true , so there should be it's an alpha , but for them to bring out bug fixes and hot fixes that are just creating more bugs , were going backwards , in so many ways

Well then since you've got an answer for everything, figure this out.

I never played the mod, just watched it on twitch, so why am I contently, happily enjoying this broken ass game? I spent thirty dollars for a new gaming experience, and bet your ass, I found it.

Couldn't be happier. New features on the way, polishing to come, and major holidays over with, so they can shuffle back into work mode.

Yet here you are, like a food critic who just got mismatched forks. Unhappy, impatient, spiteful, angry, resentful. Clearly more experienced then over half of us as well.

So why am I happy and your not?

I have an answer, your the Dee Snider of these forums. Always gotta be pissed about something.

What's your answer? Bet I can guess it.

Edited January 4, 2014 by Ineedscoffee

[Mookzen 67]

I think we should assume that it was a fuckton of work to MacGyver a more robust multiplayer architecture into the Take of Helicopters branch of the engine, and even though the efficiency and results of such an approach are questionable, its what they want to work with so whatever. It's what comes now that matters, hopefully more people have been involved to actually start working on the gameplay for real.

 

Perhaps they were not even sure the engine can do what they want networking wise and didn't allocate resources to work on other parts of the game seriously all this time ? 

Edited January 4, 2014 by Mookzen

[hypergolem 39]

They wanted to go public with the alpha? Yes! Ok now they and everybody else must face the consequences. After all we paid $30 for this "testing"

I know what alpha means but at the same time I feel I'm playing the mod all over again (inventory is better, some buildings were added, most of the buildings are now enterable). But zombies are laughable, weapons are not here, other stuff is not here. What are we testing here? The architecture of an engine that is basically Arma 2+

I don't see the Standalone experience different or much better than the original Mod. 

[Pandema 352]

Honestly for an Alpha in its, what, second solid week of development it feels better than I'd have expected.

 

It works fairly well, with the occasional case of getting ArmA'd (should we call it getting DayZ'd now?)

The maps been expanded

Pretty much everything you see is enterable

Loot spawns and zombies need work obviously

 

And complaints can help with development, that's true, but posting 50 topics screaming at the devs for an issue and how not having it fixed right now makes them horrible baby killing monsters isn't as helpful.

If you find a bug, bug tracker it, search function to see if someone has found a solution already, and try to keep calm when posting please.