Chronos Blackburn 149 Posted January 1, 2014 (edited) I know you can't "beat" DayZ, but It thought it would be funny to post events that the community thinks would classify as "victory" status. I'll start. You beat DayZ when you find a can opener. You beat DayZ when you successfully force feed someone disinfectant spray and you watch them die handcuffed. (No reason for the picture, just added it for the atmosphere) Edited January 1, 2014 by Chronos Blackburn 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zogvarn 118 Posted January 1, 2014 You beat DayZ when you make a Hero turn into a Bandit. :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :lol: 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mcleane 24 Posted January 1, 2014 1.You beat Dayz when you give a fresh spawn your weapon and still manage to beat him to death with your fists. 2. You beat Dayz when you figure how to go up hills at a run. (nuff said) 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
victusmortuus 1074 Posted January 1, 2014 You beat Dayz when you become Dean. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chronos Blackburn 149 Posted January 1, 2014 You beat DayZ when you survive Balota on a high pop server. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PracticalTactical 164 Posted January 1, 2014 You beat DayZ when you force someone to obey your every command because of your sheer power and greatness bandit, hero and survivor alike. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EndEffeKt 87 Posted January 1, 2014 You beat dayz if you give a freshspawn your loaded pistol, weave, turn arround and walk away into the sunset. And survive that brave action. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QUAZIMOFO 275 Posted January 1, 2014 I went to balota on a high pop server in the middle of the airfield and sat down with no clothes on. I went afk for 10 minutes as I did a bathroom break and got some food and drink and came back and was still alive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chronos Blackburn 149 Posted January 1, 2014 You beat dayz if you give a freshspawn your loaded pistol, weave, turn arround and walk away into the sunset. And survive that brave action. I did that once, except the part about surviving xD. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anglo (DayZ) 39 Posted January 1, 2014 You beat dayz when you post on a dayz thread saying how you beat dayz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Calixus 48 Posted January 1, 2014 You beat dayz when you come up to a zombie, heartfully hug him and thus, stunning him with your sparkling personality, walk off toward the sunset, while Z waves at you with a sad little groan. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nienko 41 Posted January 1, 2014 When you kill someone who is using esp and aimbot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgeesio 1034 Posted January 1, 2014 you beat dayz when you fire at someones arm and there leg breaks :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gho5tl3git@gmail.com 13 Posted January 1, 2014 You beat Dayz when you die Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mazzar 231 Posted January 1, 2014 You beat DayZ when you find a can opener. This has actually be a long running gag between me and my friends, awesome we're not the only ones. Victory = Pant stealing statusWhen you can get a small mob together, fully kitted out, threatening, hold people up, handcuff them, strip them off their pants. Then let them go on their merry way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Plan_B 82 Posted January 1, 2014 I once saw a house with 2 can openers next to each other. It was a house with the piano. I didn't take any, but I was still stunned from this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Renji121 11 Posted January 1, 2014 You beat dayz when you post on a dayz thread saying how you beat dayz./thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
atmaca (DayZ) 48 Posted January 1, 2014 You beat dayz when you eat too much and vomit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
franciscojose 7 Posted January 1, 2014 You beat DayZ when you find a well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antonioajc 500 Posted January 1, 2014 You beat Dayz when you finally have the "end game" loot with a fully upgraded weapon with tons of ammo in it and your inventory is full of ammo, food, and other useful stuff... Then you die not due to a player or zombie, but because of a bug in the game... DAMN YOU LADDER GLITCH, BECAUSE OF YOU I FELL INTO MY DEATH! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gerandar 212 Posted January 1, 2014 You beat dayz by gathering food/water/med supplies then sitting in a bush for 3 months. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheWeedMan 132 Posted January 1, 2014 (edited) You beat DayZ when you're character grows a 12 foot beard and you need all the mountain pack slots to carry it. Edited January 1, 2014 by TheWeedMan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darksteeljorge 96 Posted January 1, 2014 You beat Dayz when your crew gets into a gunfight against another crew and take prisoners. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hanahouhanah (DayZ) 36 Posted January 1, 2014 You beat DayZ when you 360 n0sk0p3 hedsh07 akro55 chernar0s dubl wepon swich dr0p sh07 ladr glich brek ur legz on roks wamyI meanYou beat DayZ when you are unarmed and alone, and tell a fully armed guy: "Get down on the ground, I have one sniper on you and another guy with an M4 watching the treeline, drop your pants and carry on" and he actually does it.-You also beat DayZ when you find a fully armed guy that doesn't blast your head off once you take his pants. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
