marsmars 155 Posted December 30, 2013 (edited) you say "I really need to drink" and "my stomach grumbled violently" every 10 seconds Edited December 30, 2013 by SurvivorX Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dallas 5195 Posted December 30, 2013 When you killed someone with a fireman's axe, simply because you had a fireman's axe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
martink8190@gmail.com 149 Posted December 30, 2013 Like when you spot someone in town who has bigger backpack and immediately start to plan - rotten fruit, disinfectant or a clean kill? :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andarne (DayZ) 84 Posted December 30, 2013 I have to admit.... I stood up from playing DayZ, went and opened my door, saw a figure there and punched it square on the jaw. For a split-second, I honestly thought my fiancée was a zombie, and I forgot that it was just a game. Needless to say, I had to pay her back with some pretty nice chocolates for X-mas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nienko 41 Posted December 30, 2013 when you get into the fight with your wife, or kids and you try to combat log...when you open the cupboard and its empty and then you think you should switch the server... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
martink8190@gmail.com 149 Posted December 30, 2013 (edited) when you get into the fight with your wife, or kids and you try to combat log...when you open the cupboard and its empty and then you think you should switch the server... Had good laugh, thanks for posting! :) Edited December 30, 2013 by Colonel-Wicked Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raynor009 204 Posted December 30, 2013 When you play DayZ and wear the same hat your character does.(Ushanka ftw!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zarniwoop 1193 Posted December 30, 2013 When you look at people walking across wide open spaces like fields etc and think to yourself: "What utter noobs" What about whining that night time is too dark? :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monkfish (DayZ) 339 Posted January 19, 2014 ...your dreams occur in Chernarus and everyone is wearing a combat vest and ballistics helmet. Seriously, the last two nights have been like that. I think I might be broken. :| But anyway, let's have some fun with this... You know you're playing DayZ too much when... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TedZ 424 Posted January 19, 2014 Your bored. Played over 140hours, need some people to add me C'MON GUYS! Check my profile for my skype and steam, just click on my picture Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Von Derp 8 Posted January 19, 2014 ...You fall asleep at your keyboard, and awake running perpetually into a tree. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kill3rCat 20 Posted January 19, 2014 ...You scream 'FRIENDLY!' when someone tries to mug you. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gingatsu 68 Posted January 19, 2014 ...your dreams occur in Chernarus and everyone is wearing a combat vest and ballistics helmet. Seriously, the last two nights have been like that. I think I might be broken. :| But anyway, let's have some fun with this... You know you're playing DayZ too much when...you should get some rest and stay away from the game for a while friend :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Man 393 Posted January 19, 2014 You know you're playing DayZ too much when... you fill your backpack with fresh fruit and play the ice cream truck song over direct-chat in large cities. I don't like tricking people but people need to eat more fruit in this game. Old beans and sardines are not enough for a balanced nutritional diet. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Craux 81 Posted January 19, 2014 When you realize you wish this was real life and you want more sorrow in your life because it is the only thing that makes you feel alive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sgt_Slaughter 49 Posted January 19, 2014 My niece popped a can of coke when she came round to visit the other day. I jumped out of my skin 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BL1P 252 Posted January 19, 2014 When you have collected a screenshot of every Billboard and picture in the game :( http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/163065-billboards-collection/ and http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/163777-bl1ps-pictures-collection/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted January 19, 2014 I can never look at a can of beans the same way again :( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eckozorr 0 Posted January 19, 2014 ...When you looked at your canned goods at home and just want to eat it right away? am I doing this right? Lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anglo (DayZ) 39 Posted January 19, 2014 ..when your wife leaves you, And you dont care :) 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fortune_Finder 33 Posted January 19, 2014 You've actually begun to eat beans in real life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
damagefilter 34 Posted January 19, 2014 (edited) You've actually begun to eat beans in real life.I did that. In fact I have a Heinz Beanz fridge pack in the fridge. OT:When you're in the store and start to think about the size of your inventory left in your backpack to decide what to take with you ... Edited January 19, 2014 by damagefilter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrainlessZombie 190 Posted January 19, 2014 ... You Make 'can of beans' jokes in real life. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funky_mish 75 Posted January 19, 2014 You want to loot the local barns and airfield. If I never post again it's because I tried the airfield and got shot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funky_mish 75 Posted January 19, 2014 You want to loot the local barns and airfield. If I never post again it's because I tried the airfield and got shot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
