mark3236 (DayZ) 77 Posted December 26, 2013 (edited) Players rarely comply when they are held at gunpoint unless a) they are mature hardcore dayz players B ) they have too much valuable gear c) they have come far inland, so they don't want to lose their 'inland' position.So when I held a guy at gunpoint and he sat down and got restrained, I knew something was wrong. This guy, handcuffed, says to me: "Do you believe in Jesus christ, sir? Murder is a sin, and you will suffer in hell if you kill. Our mission here is to deliver the teachings of Jesus Christ" His id was "Lil B based God". Figures. I was beating him to death, and then just before I was going to execute him with my handgun, my game lagged out and put me in an infinite loop of "receiving" screen. I guess there really is a God. At least for him, there was. Edited December 26, 2013 by mark3236 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Etherimp 1323 Posted December 26, 2013 Was he carrying The New Testament? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mark3236 (DayZ) 77 Posted December 26, 2013 Was he carrying The New Testament? I think he was actually carrying a book of some sort. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hydra (DayZ) 472 Posted December 26, 2013 Hoxton is my god. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dagwood 680 Posted December 26, 2013 Or he's a hacker and was warning you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GOD™ 2795 Posted December 26, 2013 (edited) I guess there really is a God. OT: He probably wasn't serious. Edited December 26, 2013 by GOD™ 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death_Dealer 3155 Posted December 26, 2013 It was obviously the mighty Odin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Diggydug (DayZ) 331 Posted December 26, 2013 There are gods to be feared. I refer to them as the DayZ gods. Merely acknowledging they exist and submitting to them is enough to appease them. To step out of line and forget they exist for one second is when they remind you they are in charge. They created the almighty Mt. Dew. They created the place we never speak of. They allow the zombies to walk through walls when you least expect it. They guide a murderer's bullet straight to your noggin' as soon as you step out of line. They crash your cars. They crash your helis. They crash your Urals.They break your legs and hope and will. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ninjacalypse 551 Posted December 26, 2013 I was beating him to death, and then just before I was going to execute him with my handgun, my game lagged out and put me in an infinite loop of "receiving" screen. I guess there really is a God. At least for him, there was. Was he carrying The New Testament? Speaking of proselytizing in DayZ this gives me a great idea. Wearable spaghetti strainer in-game, so we can spread the noodley word? :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CREDiBLE 42 Posted December 26, 2013 Hail Sithis! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aussie Bogan 350 Posted December 26, 2013 Priceless 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DemonGroover 8836 Posted December 26, 2013 I was beating him to death, and then just before I was going to execute him with my handgun..... Bandits.....so brave..... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EndEffeKt 87 Posted December 26, 2013 Bandits.....so brave.....Living the dream bro, living the dream... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
capt. beefsteak 95 Posted December 26, 2013 Convert you from what exactly?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Etherimp 1323 Posted December 26, 2013 Speaking of proselytizing in DayZ this gives me a great idea. Wearable spaghetti strainer in-game, so we can spread the noodley word? :P I officially announce the opening of the "Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster"... It's in Zelenogorsk. Meet me there for Ravioli's. Ramen. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
combatcomm1 234 Posted December 26, 2013 I officially announce the opening of the "Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster"... It's in Zelenogorsk. Meet me there for Ravioli's. Ramen.LMAO that is cleverest thing I have seen on this site, R-Amen, get it? AHAAAA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
