pants! 83 Posted December 22, 2013 "Lets go up this ladder". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobby-wan kenobi 1 Posted December 22, 2013 "Let's get out of NWAF fast, I don't want to die here." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vestly 1 Posted December 22, 2013 ""Dont worry mate , he said he si friendly" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aussie Bogan 350 Posted December 22, 2013 Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!Bang! X.X 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
luke.kta@gmail.com 17 Posted December 22, 2013 "Anyone in Cherno?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
desryachri 95 Posted December 22, 2013 Death screen " why dude why I was friendly" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mazzar 231 Posted December 22, 2013 "Just take off your pants and i wont shoot..no, dont run away, just..." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
St. Jimmy 1631 Posted December 22, 2013 (edited) In Teamspeak/Mumble etc "Is that you?" Edited December 22, 2013 by St. Jimmy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spikér 136 Posted December 22, 2013 player : got any food?Me: here, have a (rotten) kiwi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chauz 166 Posted December 22, 2013 Someone did take me hostage, when he wasnt really paying attention I did shout "someone behind you" then he turned around asked where and then I just replied "Oh its me" while knocking him out with my fire extinguisher. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MineralWouter 0 Posted December 22, 2013 We normally never kill fresh spawners but this guy we were talking too was just 'shoot me, I don't want to spawn here'. So yeah, we assisted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Neth_Oni 2 Posted December 22, 2013 "Come out with your hands in the air"I refused of course and payed them in kind ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dfear 0 Posted December 22, 2013 "Retreat, we dont know how much they are"It happened to me and a friend of mine while entering the city near NEAF after hours of scouting. We got killed while trying to avoid to get killed in vain. Now I ask myself "was it the right choice?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ep1cNiki 3 Posted December 22, 2013 "You said you were friendly" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warmonger917 26 Posted December 22, 2013 "Dude im friendly, i got this bandit skin from killing bandits" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gloriousgonzo (DayZ) 4 Posted December 22, 2013 You have 5 sevonds to surrender... 5..4..3... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chauz 166 Posted December 22, 2013 You cant beat that one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AngelEyes_666 13 Posted December 22, 2013 "Hope you like my shitty inventory." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Etherimp 1323 Posted December 22, 2013 True story... 40 players on server, we (My buddy and I) spawn into the server just outside of NWAF, fully geared. I go to Sniper Hill, check the Airfield.. nothing.. Buddy is sitting at "tent city" on the north end of the airfield, and I move over to meet up with him.. We take everything nice and slow.. We decide that now that we're grouped, we move down the side of the airfield.. As we're moving, I'm saying something along these lines: "I can't believe airfield is absolutely dead with 40 players online.. Like, I CAN'T believe it, there has to be someone here.." 5 seconds later, we step out of the tree line and into a field where we go to cross behind the Hangers, I spin my 3rd person camera around to check behind me, and spot a player in a tree.. I holler to my friend in teamspeak there's someone behind him, and I fire off 1-2 shots at the guy in the tree, and spot another guy to the right, I snap my aim over to him and hit him about 4 times in the chest.. My friend dies, and I die shortly after. So, famous last words? "I can't believe airfield is absolutely dead with 40 players online.. Like, I CAN'T believe it, there has to be someone here.." Lesson learned from this? If it seems too good to be true, it probably is..There's always someone at NWAF on a busy server. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dallas 5195 Posted December 22, 2013 Dammit, you forgot to boil the bloodbags.... *cough* *cough* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anarchyihdi 151 Posted December 22, 2013 Looks Empty. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TankyWanky 18 Posted December 22, 2013 "lets split up..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ValHallas 2 Posted December 22, 2013 Some jerk was trying to take two of us hostage. "I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees!" So I got up and he shot me in the face. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
