30 pieces of lead

[LeeHarveyEnfield 311]

long story short a semi literate forum member pm'd me to ask if i'd like to help him kill some players, I replied saying i'd 'like nothing more' and we met on Skype to concoct a plan.

 

He'll be reading this so I shall refrain from spewing forth precisely what I think of him, suffice it to say he's a 15 year old back stabbing cretin.

 

the plan was simple, he'd bring them to the NEAF to see if the little bird had spawned in and i'd start throwing grenades while they refuelled for the trip to devils castle to see if the Russian had spawned in. My friend would be safely out of harms way, with me in the ATC after going 'AFK' to join me on Skype. his motive? well in his words - 'mate they always takin the piss cos i'm younger but they're only 22 or something an they always take the best gear'

 

I was prone inside the observation deck when they arrived, driving from the south and around the furthest hangar which they passed without slowing before driving into the nearest hangar.

the engine stopped and I heard shots as they dealt with aggro, more zeds ran their way and the shooting continued, a lone bandit appeared and headed straight for the tower, no doubt our little judas come to take his seat in the royal box.

 

the vehicle came out and as expected pulled up close to the fuel tank and one of them began refuelling while 2 others took up defensive positions, one next to the UAZ the other by the wall looking out over the runway. 

 

 

I'm crouched now, my AKM is out and fully loaded as I look down the sights at the scene below, ah, I turn just as judas appears at the top of the stairs and goes prone, he joins me on Skype - 'they think i'm AFK *giggle* can you see em?'

 

i scream in Skype 'FRESH OUT OF SILVER I'M AFRAID, HERE'S 30 PIECES OF LEAD'  then I empty the full magazine into his risible form.

before the server has registered his death I have switched to grenades.

Judas is blabbing in Skype about arseholes and why? and promises of revenge and and more why? but the words i SHOUTED into direct brought him to silence

' ******** SENDS HIS LOVE' this was followed by the concussion of the first grenade.

 

straight into the kill zone and 2 are down, only the hero by the UAZ is alive and he is still trying to figure out what the hell is going on, I throw the second but it overshoots and although he surely felt it he doesn't go down.

back on the AKM i send 3 or 4 measured bursts his way and finish him off, he hadn't so much as looked up in my direction throughout the whole episode he was quite literally oblivious.

 

judas began to speak but i closed Skype and got busy looting.

Edited November 17, 2013 by LeeHarveyEnfield

[Max Planck 7174]

lHe'll be reading this so I shall refrain from spewing forth precisely what I think of him, suffice it to say he's a 15 year old back stabbing cretin.

 

So it could be anyone then.

 

 

EDIT: I hope to see posts from the other people involved, could be great fun.

 

Edited November 17, 2013 by Max Planck

[ttt2512 10]

i scream in Skype 'FRESH OUT OF SILVER I'M AFRAID, HERE'S HERE'S 30 PIECES OF LEAD'  then I empty the full magazine into his risible form.

before the server has registered his death I have switch to grenades.

Judas is blabbing in Skype about arseholes and why? and promises if revenge and more why? but the words i SHOUTED into direct brought him to silence

LOL

[hogscraper 328]

hahah he was screaming 'why' in Skype? Has he never read the Scorpion and the Frog? Good show LeeHarvey!

[Frytek 130]

Well, not bad. That's what the 15 yo deserved. But that kind of puts you as a backstabbing cretin aswell, doesn't it? And the obvious ending for your stories - his friends killed aswell.

[Ratsmon 131]

I'd expect nothing less of the kid than to try and kill you, if I read the story right.

 

Just as a reference I did not understand the story.. may be I'm dumb, who knows, who cares, why bother.

[tommy290 941]

Took me a second read to understand what was going on, but once I got it all straightened out, it was a good story.

[Alias Mias 37]

FRESH OUT OF SILVER I'M AFRAID, HERE'S 30 PIECES OF LEAD

I loled. A lot.

[Feral (DayZ) 622]

I loled. A lot.

 

me too, :beans:

can't believe I missed this one