Players that say I have make a steal is a liars!

[Tr1x 53]

this is going to be a great thread

[Rekli 995]

this is going to be a great thread

isnt it?

[goo0gle 249]

<'gooogle translation'>

 

The pictures from you is not fair.

I am friendly player everytime.

 

:(

Edited July 20, 2013 by goo0gle

[leviski 2152]

the real gooogle woulda said

 

This is not elektro

I call Admin on you

[Rekli 995]

<'gooogle translation'>

 

The pictures from you is not fair.

I am friendly player everytime.

 

:(

<'gooogle translation'>

you is make a leave

or me is make a pictures

me for beans or me make a steal?

<'end piss take'>

 

<'reklisnipez's rant'>

HOW DOES SHIT LIKE THAT DESERVE BEANS!<--not mad

121 beans from 28 posts like that, it's like a brick to the skull.

This isn't even funny nor is it original and he's probably just an imposter.

oh god yes.....time for my sig to get some google..

Edited July 21, 2013 by RekliSnipez

[DemonGroover 8836]

I have lost track - what is this thread about?

[Rekli 995]

I have lost track - what is this thread about?

utter bs....umm here:

Edited July 21, 2013 by RekliSnipez

[goo0gle 249]

<'gooogle translation'>

 

Please make my topic a lock for not friendly players.

[DemonGroover 8836]

We don't tell people how to post in here. Friendly or bandit all styles are welcome

[goo0gle 249]

<'gooogle translation'>

 

They making attacks for Dayz Medics Clan like we are retards.

You are a liars and I will make a war.

 

>:(

Edited July 22, 2013 by goo0gle

[Fraggle (DayZ) 15720]

Make love not war gooOgle.

[OrLoK 16185]

<'gooogle translation'>

 

Please make my topic a lock for not friendly players.

Hello there

 

I am *more* than happy to lock the thread. Just let me know.

 

Rgds

 

LoK

[Fraggle (DayZ) 15720]

No we're fine thanks.

 

I was just talking to gooOgle about making love.

[Rekli 995]

QUICK GET PICTURES IN B4 THE LOCK!

@Fraggle....O.o

Edited July 22, 2013 by RekliSnipez

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

I have lost track - what is this thread about?

 

The usual, starts with broken english and develops into a hybrid plethora of comic sans and confusion.

 

 

goo0gle I need the heals from pepsi for the broken foots.

[Rekli 995]

COMIC SANS!?!

'tis necessary

Edited July 22, 2013 by RekliSnipez

[Fraggle (DayZ) 15720]

goo0gle I need the heals from pepsi for the broken foots.

[AmberHelios 2071]

JC may have not of been the healer you thought he was 

 

[OhDan 39]

This thread is rather tidy, but from what I gather Google, you make a steals, and I don't respect the steals of people.

[Hetstaine 10852]

 So abstract yet so beautiful.

[Cap'n (DayZ) 1827]

I don't think the grammar nazi understands the logic behind goo0gle. You see, goo0gle is actually the super secret heir to the russian Tsar, kept hidden after the revolution and Stalin's purge. Jesus, understanding his potential, sent multiple aliens to recover the young child, and keep him cryogenically frozen for one hundred years. After his awakening, Jesus bestowed the gift of telekinesis and the mastery of road flares. He was one of only three, one of which was dead and the other...well you know who ;). Anyways, goo0gle summoned Flash Gordon and Applejack to assist him in defeating the remnants of communism in Russia, the Communist Party of the Russian federation. After killing a bunch of commies with roadflares, Vladimir Putin got PO'ed and decided to use his magical flying tiger to kill Applejack and mortally wound Flash. After fighting for hours with road flares, goo0gle eventually prevails and beats Putin to death with George Bush's left thigh. After the subsequent revolution and a continuation of the Russian Monarchy, goo0gle decides to move to Slovenia because they have the best internet in the fucking world. However, he comes down with a minor case of brain cancer and survives after many treatments of radiation, however his brain is left damaged. That explains his..."artistic style". Anyways, he now lives in Texas on a cattle ranch with his newly wed wife, Chris Tucker. He now spends his time playing DayZ, at his medic base in Tulga, helping innocent survivors and ridding the wrold of those evil black bandits. And that my children, is the story of goo0gle.

[Devon206 (DayZ) 77]

I think goo0gle is extremely cute when he posts no homo. . .

[Rekli 995]

I don't think the grammar nazi understands the logic behind goo0gle. You see, goo0gle is actually the super secret heir to the russian Tsar, kept hidden after the revolution and Stalin's purge. Jesus, understanding his potential, sent multiple aliens to recover the young child, and keep him cryogenically frozen for one hundred years. After his awakening, Jesus bestowed the gift of telekinesis and the mastery of road flares. He was one of only three, one of which was dead and the other...well you know who ;). Anyways, goo0gle summoned Flash Gordon and Applejack to assist him in defeating the remnants of communism in Russia, the Communist Party of the Russian federation. After killing a bunch of commies with roadflares, Vladimir Putin got PO'ed and decided to use his magical flying tiger to kill Applejack and mortally wound Flash. After fighting for hours with road flares, goo0gle eventually prevails and beats Putin to death with George Bush's left thigh. After the subsequent revolution and a continuation of the Russian Monarchy, goo0gle decides to move to Slovenia because they have the best internet in the fucking world. However, he comes down with a minor case of brain cancer and survives after many treatments of radiation, however his brain is left damaged. That explains his..."artistic style". Anyways, he now lives in Texas on a cattle ranch with his newly wed wife, Chris Tucker. He now spends his time playing DayZ, at his medic base in Tulga, helping innocent survivors and ridding the wrold of those evil black bandits. And that my children, is the story of goo0gle.

That was the old goo0gle, this one is an imposter and is the scum of earth.

[Cap'n (DayZ) 1827]

That was the old goo0gle, this one is an imposter and is the scum of earth.

Wait...what happened to the old goo0gle? Wait, what if you're an imposter? What if everyone but myself is an imposter? I'll just shoot everyone until I get an honest confession.

[Rekli 995]

Wait...what happened to the old goo0gle? Wait, what if you're an imposter? What if everyone but myself is an imposter? I'll just shoot everyone until I get an honest confession.

The old g00ogle was banned for being a nuisance (he could speak English perfectly fine) and this goo0gle is an imposter trying to get all the beans for himself