KoSt Kutterz - Traders in dead player loot. NO HEROS

[wild_man 4442]

Welcome to my trading post. It is new start up so please forgive if I have not much stock. :blush:

If you are a Hero I am sorry for you, obviously you no read the sign. GO NOW!!! you no welcome here > :(


OK, bandits, survivors and Noobs - :) It work like this way. I will murder players. If I am kill one and he has good loot that I not need I will post here the name of the dead, the items on corpse, the location in game and I will state what it is I am need in return. The rest shall be dealt with by private mails.

example - I post here this...

player - Pitkins (hero skin RESULT) :D
Location in game - Inside elektro hospital public hive.
Death - Makarov to the head single shot. B)
loot - Check backpack, M4 3 mags, full toolbelt except no hatchet because I took this but there is a hatchet I found in elektro industrial if you need. 4 bandages, 1 g17 and 4 mags,pepsi 1 coke 2, antibiotics 3, blood 3, painkilling 3. I think he was a medic.

I want for this guys shit - 5 lee enfiled clips and someone to blood bag me I shot him too soon :o I have blood.


If you see a post like this and want some things pm me, I will always be waiting by the mail tab to do business quick.

> :( NEVER POST HERE. this is not a debating channel, it is a place of business. If you like the stock PM to arrange a trade. > :(

edit - Don't ne nervus. I will never kill a customer who makes a good trade. if you come more than one person I will executing immediately.

:) Thankyou for coming to the KoSt Kutterz QuiknEezy Trading post. I look forward for make trades with you. :thumbsup:

Edited July 26, 2013 by KoS

[DaveAzoicer (DayZ) 135]

To be perfectly honest. I dont see why anyone would trade with someone who murders people for loot.

It would basicly make themselves targets.

[wild_man 4442]

To be perfectly honest. I dont see why anyone would trade with someone who murders people for loot.

It would basicly make themselves targets.

My first customer, unfortunately I don't deal with illiteruts. :P Mods please delete any posts not related to my new business.

[DaveAzoicer (DayZ) 135]

You mean illiterates? But ok, I see you dont want anyone to question your honest.

[wild_man 4442]

You mean illiterates? But ok, I see you dont want anyone to question your honest.

if you want to question my honest then pm me, or join another discussion where it is relevant. >:(

I am honest, I always speaking the true

mods pkease delete this guys spam and my attempts to quash it, it is making my shop look very untidy.

Edited July 8, 2013 by KoS

[PK Richie 507]

What about the cleanup script that runs every 20 minutes or so and removes the bodies ?

This doesn't give much time to trade, silly idea :P

[wild_man 4442]

What about the cleanup script that runs every 20 minutes or so and removes the bodies ?

This doesn't give much time to trade, silly idea :P

my business will be about quick turnover. I will be on the forums in 10 seconds with the loot advertisement. I made already a template for it in word documents, I only open the shop if I need things like ammo too.

If you want the stuff pm me right away, if you don't answer I go kill again and if that guy has good stusff then another window will open. But it will shut in minutes.

edit. I don't have time to piss about. If you want it come and get it quik. Every minute gone could be another highlight for my movie

Edited July 6, 2013 by KoS

[Rott (DayZ) 218]

Lulz this guy...

[TheDesigner 1197]

What about which server it's on? Bodies don't transmit over from server to server nor does loot.

[wild_man 4442]

What about which server it's on? Bodies don't transmit over from server to server nor does loot.

I will tell on my pm.

This is why I invent the no discussion system. I want just to show the goods, you want? good pm me we trade. you don't want? I get no pm in 3 minutes I'm gone and so is the stock. Unique fresh and quick

[Saucy (DayZ) 38]

Oh KoS, you're so big and strong, you're my hero. OuO

[wild_man 4442]

Oh KoS, you're so big and strong, you're my hero. OuO

I hate heroes. I ALWAYS try to kill heroes with axe or Makarov to the head. it's my trademark way to show how much they disappoint me generally

[TheDesigner 1197]

Private hives, I assume?

[wild_man 4442]

Private hives, I assume?

nope.

I tried some and it is fun but the players I killed didn't really seen as botherd as the ones on the proper dayz. I only use private hives for a quik fix of dayz rodeo.

B)

for tradings always public hive. You need to be quik and organised as I will be ready and will wait only so long.

If you see my trade post and want something and you can get to the place in a few minutes, if you have what I need and see the post in time then pm me and we do business.

Otherwise move on, there is nothing for you here

Edited July 6, 2013 by KoS

[Invrlose 15]

Worst idea I've ever seen on any forum ever, and to add you seem quite daft.

[dulix11 731]

So you're promoting yourself as a bandit to everyone on the forums? Thats gonna end quickly...

I hate bandits.

[SoulShaper2 243]

I'm a hero! fuck me, right?

http://i.qkme.me/3v3qti.jpg

Edited July 8, 2013 by SoulShaper2

[wild_man 4442]

Trading post is currently closed for business. :|

If you want to enquire about stock availability PM me.

All posts unrelated to my business will be read, laughed at, answered if they are worthy but generally, like a hero kill, quikly forgotten.

Although I do lift the ban on unrelated posts as they keep my shop near the top :P thanksyou. :thumbsup:

Edited July 8, 2013 by KoS

[SoulShaper2 243]

No worries mate, what us hero's do, help others!

Some people are gay Hero's. Get over it.

[wild_man 4442]

No worries mate, what us hero's do, help others!

Some people are gay Hero's. Get over it.

I don't care if guy is a gay, I had already a conversation with forum mods about this. I like to shoot every person the same. ;)

if you are a gay I still do business with you, no judging from me for skin colour (my character is a black) :thumbsup: religion (I pray for my mum in heaven to stop my dad drinking too much) :thumbsup: politics (I don't understand politics but I don't judge you if you do) :thumbsup:

Every kind of person is welcome to trade except heros. B)

[SoulShaper2 243]

That's heroist.

[wild_man 4442]

That's heroist.

is true.

but dayz is a only gameworld. If you take me to court for being heroist then I think it cost you a lot of time and moneys :P

Edited July 8, 2013 by KoS

[SoulShaper2 243]

oh don't fret good sir i have nor the time or patience to bother going to court over this but i do feel i get an insight to how you operate in real life

[wild_man 4442]

... i get an insight to how you operate in real life

who judging who? :P

[SoulShaper2 243]

never said i didnt judge you ;)