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If you could revenge kill the first guy who spawn killed/betrayed you in this mod...

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What would you do to him/her?

I'd give him a fully repaired heli filled with top-notch gear. And then blow him up with a rocket launcher as he was taking off.

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cripple him in the very north so he shoudl crawl to get morphine. and he would be fully geared without morphine

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I wouldn't get revenge on the first person to betray me, as I should have seen it coming first of all, and second I've preemptly betrayed WAY too many people to be justified in killing a betrayer.

I've also never been killed right at spawn, necessarily.

That being said, I would like revenge on all the dicks that killed me while I was bleeding and running from a pack of 10+ zombies. I can understand in Cherno or Elektro, if I had a rifle, killing me, but that's not what happens. I'll have a fireaxe (or worse, a crowbar), broken legs, and half my blood, with zombies chasing me, and instead of a fully-geared nice man helping me, a ghillie + sniper rifle dick shoots me for my painkillers.

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take him to origins, put him ontop of the volcano, then break his legs and take his gear. why? cant respawn in origins >;D

you sir are an evil genious!

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I would fly him to the middle of the ocean and make him swim all the way back to Chernarus.

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His name was Zack. His friend had a more specific name. I'd befriend them and then shoot them in the back.

: )

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Break their legs far up north, and while they crawl south I'd tell them my life story - in minute detail. I might even sing to them.

Do a little dance if they're lucky.

I'd feed them and give them water to keep them alive as well, keep zombies of their back, and care for them in true "Misery" style.

That's a much better punishment than a quick death.

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^^now that really is a punishment. Scary stuff.

I'll send my enemies her Marijke's way to be "cared for".

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I actually had the chance to get a revenge kill on the first person who betrayed me, in fact several, and the best one was clearly when I just mowed him and his two friends down with an m249 while the 3 tried to aim with their tiny tiny guns :D

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port him far into the water, but not outside of the map so that he had to swim all way back.

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Break their legs far up north, and while they crawl south I'd tell them my life story - in minute detail. I might even sing to them.

Do a little dance if they're lucky.

I'd feed them and give them water to keep them alive as well, keep zombies of their back, and care for them in true "Misery" style.

That's a much better punishment than a quick death.

Trusted Medic Of Torture Land, although I have yet to hear you sing.

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^^now that really is a punishment. Scary stuff.

I'll send my enemies her Marijke's way to be "cared for".

Send 'em over! I know how to make people's ears bleed, and how to hug someone to death. *Deadly*

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Trusted Medic Of Torture Land, although I have yet to hear you sing.

Anything and eveything can be arranged! I think there are some recordings of me singing on teamspeak - just ask the (almost deaf) TMW members!

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Drive to the furthest beach on the NE coast, right on the debug line, drop off, break leg, bandage and leave. But i wouldn't do it to the first person who killed me. Or the ocean...can't decide which will inconvenice for longer. That person taught me several important lessons that put me in good stead.

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Couldn't tell you as my search is still continuing to find the judas who betrayed me over a year ago. All i do know is he was wearing a baseball cap, small backpack and had a Makarov also in his mid 20's, if anyone ever comes across this person please let me know and swift justice shall be carried out. (Sharpens axe).

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I wouldn't want to kill them. Instead amend the hive so that they could only ever spawn on incurable almost zero health, with all the side effects like super blurry vision and blackouts.

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I actually did manage to get revenge on the first person to betray me, though it's not really a very epic story. Having my own server with a set of regular players probably helped in this, though. It was somewhere around last year June, if I remember correctly, me and this guy were banditing the coast together when he makes the decision to go our separate ways by shooting me. About two weeks later I'm hanging around Krasnostav with a group of friends when he starts talking on the side channel. He claims to be at the NE airfield, so I asked one of my friends to tell him that he's alone in Krasnostav and he needs morphine. We were camping the hill south of Krasnostav, expecting to see him enter the town. At this point I only had a Lee Enfield so my hope for hitting him if he's in the town wasn't very high. Lucky for me, he has more or less the same idea for us and comes running across the open field towards the hill we're camping on. So I took a shot at him from about 300 or 400m away and miraculously he goes down in a spray of blood. I then ran up to his unconscious body and just as he was starting to get up I shoot him in the head with my Makarov at point blank range after which I type in side chat 'that's for betraying me, you bastard.' It isn't even a very epic story, but I have simply never felt that smug in a game before. It was incredible and it was one of those moments that made me fall in love with the game.

There's still another guy I've sworn revenge on, though he didn't betray me, he merely got me (and half of our group) killed through sheer idiocy. We had just gotten to Stary and were sitting on the hill just before the shop when we saw some guy in a ghillie suit rummaging through the military tents. Despite the fact that we had not had a chance to properly assess the situation and looked around to see if the ghillie suit guy had friends nearby, this moron starts firing at him from clear across Stary with a DMR. Then we got swarmed by zeds and as we're trying to escape from them we get mowed down by two other snipers who were keeping lookout for their friend. Only the moron and one other guy out of a group of 6 survived. I haven't seen him on my server in ages, but one day I'll get my revenge. One day...

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Lollerskates! Betrayed whilst banditing, that's funny ... was any other outcome likely?

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