Testwd3r235 2810 Posted June 9, 2013 Yes! First you have to pick up your keyboard, swing it over your head 10 times and then chant the magic words to summon thy orlok and he shall give you one...or maybe yard this post, I'm sure we'll find out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted June 9, 2013 nope 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted June 9, 2013 No sir Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted June 9, 2013 (edited) nopeDerpy what was that picture Matt had of you? Shirtless with a cig in your mouth and a shoe on your head for SA key lol Edited June 9, 2013 by Steak and Potatoes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted June 9, 2013 Derpy what was that picture Matt had of you? Shirtless with a cig in your mouth and a shoe on your head for SA key lolNooo, Shirtless, shoe on head holding a bag of frozen peas... (Legit) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrLoK 16182 Posted June 9, 2013 Hello thereIt's not possible to obtain a key at this time.RdgsLoK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted June 9, 2013 Nooo, Shirtless, shoe on head holding a bag of frozen peas... (Legit)Forgot about the frozen peas you dummy. When he told me to do the same I paused for like ten minutes in confusion Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted June 9, 2013 Ahhh, probably one of the most fun/retarded things i've done in a while... but hey it worked! :P 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
#Sleepy 572 Posted June 9, 2013 Forgot about the frozen peas you dummy. When he told me to do the same I paused for like ten minutes in confusionPssh that's nothing, I'd take a nude picture of myself and a bowl of cereal w/ milk on my head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dancing.Russian.Man 1631 Posted June 9, 2013 Pssh that's nothing, I'd take a nude picture of myself and a bowl of cereal w/ milk on my head.I demand this. Now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Korsbaek 1778 Posted June 9, 2013 I'd do whatever Rocket wanted to get an alpha-key!That includes some very hardcore porn :unsure: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
#Sleepy 572 Posted June 9, 2013 I demand this. Now.If I was promised a key I'd get you and everyone the photo within an hour. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted June 9, 2013 OP has his answer. Locking it before Slappy goes too far. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
