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(Stupid question) Is it possible to get an SA Alpha key?

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Yes! First you have to pick up your keyboard, swing it over your head 10 times and then chant the magic words to summon thy orlok and he shall give you one...or maybe yard this post, I'm sure we'll find out.

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nope

Derpy what was that picture Matt had of you? Shirtless with a cig in your mouth and a shoe on your head for SA key lol

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Derpy what was that picture Matt had of you? Shirtless with a cig in your mouth and a shoe on your head for SA key lol

Nooo, Shirtless, shoe on head holding a bag of frozen peas... (Legit)

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Hello there

It's not possible to obtain a key at this time.

Rdgs

LoK

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Nooo, Shirtless, shoe on head holding a bag of frozen peas... (Legit)

Forgot about the frozen peas you dummy. When he told me to do the same I paused for like ten minutes in confusion

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Forgot about the frozen peas you dummy. When he told me to do the same I paused for like ten minutes in confusion

Pssh that's nothing, I'd take a nude picture of myself and a bowl of cereal w/ milk on my head.

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Pssh that's nothing, I'd take a nude picture of myself and a bowl of cereal w/ milk on my head.

I demand this. Now.

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I'd do whatever Rocket wanted to get an alpha-key!

That includes some very hardcore porn :unsure:

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I demand this. Now.

If I was promised a key I'd get you and everyone the photo within an hour.

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OP has his answer. Locking it before Slappy goes too far.

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