Who is your best friend in Dayz?

[Saethkept 134]

If this were a democracy, I would vote to keep G00gle around. I kinda like this guy.

C'mon ... in DayZ, you are you're own and only best friend. That is, until you fall of a high enough roof or run your tractor into a tree.

[Cap'n (DayZ) 1827]

Some days it feels like your best friend is your own hand. Until you find a female survivor, and come to find out that's it really a cross dresser. Of course the first time I actually found a girl in DayZ it was unusually awkward. It made it worse that she was my hostage. Gave me a good excuse to feel "rapey" :)

[Cap'n (DayZ) 1827]

If this were a democracy, I would vote to keep G00gle around. I kinda like this guy.

C'mon ... in DayZ, you are you're own and only best friend. That is, until you fall of a high enough roof or run your tractor into a tree.

I vote AS50 firing squad

[Chris529 380]

My only friend is my gun.

[bloodtrozorx 145]

I love this Gooogle guy. Good times.

[applejaxc 2500]

<'gooogle translation'>

What do you mean Apple?

If you are bandit please leave my topic or I will get admin.

This is not Elektro.

Translate this:

I mean that regardless of whether you are an bandit or not, you have to do shooting at some point in DayZ. You make a wrong turn and get trapped by a zombie, you get jumped by a bandit, or what have you.

I don't appreciate you assuming I am one, nor do I appreciate the fact that you think the admins are your personal army to whom you can bitch because someone is a bandit, and you're too much of a child to handle the concept of desperation in the apocalypse which would could possibly lead to such activity.

Edited June 7, 2013 by Applejaxc

[Death_Dealer 3155]

<'gooogle translation'>

Please don't ban gooby.

Gooby cool.

Vote gooby admin.

[finjesse 20]

<'gooogle translation'>

My friend is gun.

My gun friend also have many names.

My name favourite for gun friend is 'screamer'.

That is because screams she does when I put pressure in the right places.

Anyways, screamer is very fun times, becuase she is fun.

Fun she is because she helps me get good gears, where I put at my bandit bases.

Whenever I pull the trigger on screamer, always she blesses me with a body of a "survivor" who gives me good things.

I really like it when screamer gives me "Medic Clan" members' bodies.

Because this is they have always carry good things, like food, and binoclears, so I can see other medic clan members from far, and they don't see me.

Dont try to be funny like GOOgle because you aren`t

[finjesse 20]

btw my best friend is my binoculars,can spot bandits far away.

[Statik (DayZ) 2695]

Dont try to be funny like GOOgle because you aren`t

Merely mocking.

and dreaming to be like him.

[Hetstaine 10852]

Say what?

^ Fred.

[leviski 2152]

This is the most funny thread I have seen in like months

My best freind in DayZ was Steak

until he shooteded me in the head with his "flares"

[DemonGroover 8836]

Ive always liked Gooogle. We should make him president.

[OrLoK 16182]

Ive always liked Gooogle. We should make him president.

or poke in the eye...

with a spoon...

[Death_Dealer 3155]

This is the most funny thread I have seen in like months

l2grammar

nub

[Creep- 569]

I love you, G000gle.

[Creep- 569]

or poke in the eye...

with a spoon...

Orlok plz

[toxicsludge 406]

[RollingLizard1 33]

Wilson

[leviski 2152]

I love cock because

I am A

nub

Gtfo

[G000gle 200]

<'gooogle translation'>

Yesterday I talk with Mark on the Skype and we play Dayz.

Then we find alice backpack and I say to Mark you take it.

He looks very beautiful now.

:)

Edited June 7, 2013 by G000gle

[s4pphire 45]

accualy is dolan

[dajeroen 11]

I just started laughing out loud of one sentence.

"Don't worry Mark. I am doctor."

[Elias (DayZ) 57]

+1

Very funny! Please tell us more stories, G000gle!

[GOD™ 2795]

Wait a minute...g000gle is in a "medic" clan, yet there's a picture of a bandit on the logo...wut?