TheMachine 803 Posted May 2, 2013 (edited) You know a game is hardcore when you literally poop your pants while you're playing it.Some people may ask, why tell the following story? Aren't you embarrassed? Do you have no shame?No, is the answer to all of the above.Sometimes DayZ is just so riveting, so tense, that you can't even control your bodies reaction to the high octane thrill ride, especially if you ate chipotle the night before and you've got a dodgy stomach.It all started in Elektro, after an epic battle of wits and courage I finally overcame the sniper on Dobre hill with a flanking maneuver, killing him with a single shot to the head with my double barrel shot gun.The loot was a DMR, 5 mags and basically a full loadout with an m4 in the backpack.This is when it happened, BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM, I'm being fired at by a guy with what sounds like an M14 aim, I can only assume it's his friend higher up the hill.After an exchange of fire and broken legs, his friend is dead and I'm bleeding on the ground.That isn't the worse part, in all the confusion and excitement I've pooped myself, the smell permeates the room and as I stand up I feel the remnants of last nights chipotle soak my joggers, I'm ashamed.The worst part though? I spend the next 20 minutes gathering loot, getting a blood bag and finding a safe place to logout before going to the bathroom to clean myself up. Edited May 2, 2013 by TheMachine 19 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fraggle (DayZ) 15720 Posted May 2, 2013 It happens to the best of us. 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 2, 2013 Dude, are you like 5 or some shit?ucwatididthere? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
colekern 1364 Posted May 2, 2013 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Statik (DayZ) 2695 Posted May 2, 2013 You shit your pants while playing DayZ.You're my fucking hero. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
taco241 393 Posted May 2, 2013 yuck. Was it wet or solid? If wet, it's easy for it to sneak out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrLoK 16185 Posted May 2, 2013 hello thereBeing in my forties control of my body becomes more fraught with the random danger of making a solid bottom burp.But I *have* to say no game/film situation has ever done that to me, plus, I do like to think I would have "mopped up" as soon as possible.A hideous and unpleasant storyRgdsLoK 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted May 2, 2013 add the JSRS sound mod..... Brown stains in your underwear!! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIGHTLY 87 Posted May 2, 2013 I don't know what to do with this information. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIGHTLY 87 Posted May 2, 2013 add the JSRS sound mod..... Brown stains in your underwear!!Also, your profile picture is hilarious. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted May 3, 2013 Also, your profile picture is hilarious.the Princess's of bunghole! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saethkept 134 Posted May 3, 2013 hello thereBeing in my forties control of my body becomes more fraught with the random danger of making a solid bottom burp.But I *have* to say no game/film situation has ever done that to me, plus, I do like to think I would have "mopped up" as soon as possible.A hideous and unpleasant storyRgdsLoKAs an *older* gamer myself I too have begun to more clearly hear gravity's call. This though ... sheesh. OP you ought to invest in some depends or whatever those diapers for grown ups are called. And ... you are supposed to make the other guy do that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Gews- 7443 Posted May 3, 2013 Dude, do you not have a bucket? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrLoK 16185 Posted May 3, 2013 where? and how much? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted May 3, 2013 I don't know but i am keen...throw in an automatic inflatable doll in a side cupboard and i will never leave the seat ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Gews- 7443 Posted May 3, 2013 Oh my God, this nearly happened to me today... long-lasting day character, was heavily-wounded, had a couple nice guns and all tools, spent a long time hunting animals until I got a bit of blood back... then decided to go to Elektro for painkillers...Hid in a bush, checking my backpack, immediately BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM, several 5.56 rounds hit at my feet, I try to run but am blocked by bushes and more rounds hit near my feet...I got hit by a couple in the back as I tried to free myself from the bushes and I see a survivor running around a few meters behind me... he got filled with lead from my vz58 and now I have to regain all that damn health back again.Fairly put the wind up me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Suff_ 0 Posted May 3, 2013 So basically.. You were too busy playing DayZ, didn't feel like going to the restroom, and instead selected to shit yourself? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Devon206 (DayZ) 77 Posted May 4, 2013 Not as bad as making you pass out into your pizza you were going to eat... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kra 151 Posted May 4, 2013 So do people just sit around all day just trying to think up some random crap to troll with?As boring as the forums are getting, thats pretty sad man.That said, pics or it didn't happen. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
m.cab 83 Posted May 4, 2013 (edited) Way to go: Edited May 5, 2013 by m.cab Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
m.cab 83 Posted May 4, 2013 [...]The worst part though? I spend the next 20 minutes gathering loot, getting a blood bag and finding a safe place to logout before going to the bathroom to clean myself up.And yes, THIS is the worst part. OMG Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
