Scary death

[eden.is.masterchief@me.com 21]

Webers had just made it back to camp from his raid on the nwaf. He ha just finished putting some scavenged food in his tents and was going to drop of some scrap metal in the others.

As he walked through two pine trees, he was set up on by two wild tents, one possesed by the zombie virus, but him in the leg and he fell over- trying to bandage himself, the other tent finished him off, death was instant.

[BwobBwub 660]

Tents?

[eden.is.masterchief@me.com 21]

Yes, two were right next to each other, I ran between them, snapped my leg and died instantly

[AfterShave 140]

AfterShave was not amused by this thread, nor by webers referring to himself in the third person

[TheCreeper (DayZ) 3565]

Known glitch, tag, bag, move on

[fatherjohn 143]

AfterShave was not amused by this thread, nor by webers referring to himself in the third person

Agreed, especially when the original poster spelled his named "Webbers", but then incorrectly spells his own name as "Webers" in the post. Don't want to be grammar police, but damn, it's your own name!

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

Agreed, especially when the original poster spelled his named "Webbers", but then incorrectly spells his own name as "Webers" in the post. Don't want to be grammar police, but damn, it's your own name!

win

[Death_Dealer 3155]

Infected tent? Am I missing something here?

[Provos 7]

OMG, the virus has spread to inanimate objects!!! We are screwed!! The next doorway you go into could be a mouth for the beast and then you just stepped into its gullet.

[Ken Bean 175]

Death lurks around every corner in DayZ. Keep an eye on those horrific killer tents or they'll hunt you down.

[Chaingunfighter 917]

I know, that damn tent took 13 shots from a DMR right into the STAKE.

The god damn stake!

I wonder if it was a hacker spawned tent.

[PaxC4T 159]

AfterShave was not amused by this thread, nor by webers referring to himself in the third person

Pax thinks that Webbers was telling a story, not just referring to himself in third person.

[AfterShave 140]

AfterShave is aware and knows you wrote a pointless post just to speak in the third person.

[Jitterdoomer 1]

Keep hunting more zombies and hide in the tent

Edited May 1, 2013 by Jitterdoomer

[nickm 10]

Bacchus feels your pain.

[Goggalor 191]

Death lurks around every corner rock/door/staircase in DayZ. Keep an eye on those horrific killer tents or they'll hunt you down.

FTFY

[Jitterdoomer 1]

Knock knock the white lady wiping our towel

[Jitterdoomer 1]

I am high come see purple nipple ho

[JeffDetroit 717]

This is starting to look like one of those "Mad Libs" books I'd fill in the blanks with as a kid. Personally, for storytelling, I prefer to use the Sixth person. His name is Moe and he lives in a treestump (next to the tent).

[AfterShave 140]

I am high come see purple nipple ho

Lol wut

[Jitterdoomer 1]

Lol wut

Chow chen drown some giy and wait to blow their hole.

[Guest]

Darryl was somewhat intrigued by this story. Darryl and tent no longer live together.

Car is better friend

[m.w. vindicator 880]

OP is inspired by Smeagol

[Ken Bean 175]

Death lurks around every corner rock/door/staircase in DayZ. Keep an eye on those horrific killer tents or they'll hunt you down.

FTFY

Not to forget the unholy hand granade (which kills absolutely no one but the guy who threw that thing) and of cause the insidious dear stands. I can hear them whisper: "Come up here, climb the ladder. And then crouch and prone." they say. And then you fall through handrails, which somehow didn't stop ya.

Edited May 2, 2013 by Ken Bean

[FizzyT 30]

I've been killed many a time by trees.