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I had a lucid dream of being in DayZ. Trying to out smart the bandits while keeping a few steps ahead of the zombies. The one part that I loved is I cut a group of bandits' to where they passed out. Looted their bodies and left just in time for them to wake up to zombies eating them. Then IDK why I did it but I started using super powers. Like dodging bullets, bullets not hurting me, being able to fly, and moving extremely fast. At one point I walked up behind a bandit. I had the invisible power and I turned it off just as I cut his throat. He was about to attack a bambi. I played mister cool and left the bandit's loot for the bambi.

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Last time I dreamed about DayZ I got raped by a cow...

Never again.

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Then IDK why I did it but I started using super powers. Like dodging bullets, bullets not hurting me, being able to fly, and moving extremely fast. At one point I walked up behind a bandit. I had the invisible power and I turned it off just as I cut his throat. He was about to attack a bambi. I played mister cool and left the bandit's loot for the bambi.

HACKER!

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guyz who can help meh because I just downloaded dAYZ 1.7.3 via torrenz and now I don't know what to do...any help please I realy wanna play the game...

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guyz who can help meh because I just downloaded dAYZ 1.7.3 via torrenz and now I don't know what to do...any help please I realy wanna play the game...

Try new player discussion or troubleshotting.....

OT: I Have to buy a can of beans whenever I go out

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I would recommend you download DayZ Commander and let it do the work for you. That's what I did after the torrent I downloaded didn't work immediately because I wanted to get my DayZ on!

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Either that or he was in Norris-mode

what about Burt-mode?

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Either that or he was in Norris-mode

I didn't think they had an ageing system in DayZ.

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hey...just downloade it and they say "could not find path to arma2 operation arrowhead(arma20OA.exe)"

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what about Burt-mode?

I'm ashamed to say it myself but the Burt ain't got nothing on Chuck :(

-edit: feels weird to say it but I quoted God?

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hey...just downloade it and they say "could not find path to arma2 operation arrowhead(arma20OA.exe)"

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You know you love DayZ when you're pleading your girlfriend to call you a Hero at the moment of climax.

Seriously though, I don't do that.

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I'm ashamed to say it myself but the Burt ain't got nothing on Chuck :(

-edit: feels weird to say it but I quoted God?

Use the force burt.

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Buy the game

He's doing that as we speak. I PM-ed him to ask about that :)

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Wow. They still have A&Ps? I thought they went under long ago.

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Screaming friendly when you run into Walmart. Then get shot.

Welcome to America

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