applejaxc 2500 Posted March 24, 2013 Every kid wants to be a superhero or a princess (unless they grew up in 1783 France and the revolution started, I guess). Every teenage boy dreams of dating some busty movie star and every teenage girl to join a popular sorority and date a foreign exchange student with a French accent.But in DayZ, simple people live a simpler life, usually wanting nothing more than a can of beans and some ammo.But if you could be anything in DayZ, more than a human being, what would it be?Personally I'd like to be a shapeshifter that can be a hawk for cross map travel or look like a bunny to sneak between zombies... or perhaps walk up next to a player as a cow and pull a LMG out when they aren't looking? MOOO-BANGBANGBANG. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GOD™ 2795 Posted March 24, 2013 (edited) Time Lord.Shapeshifter. Edited March 24, 2013 by GOD™ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lupatchi 143 Posted March 24, 2013 this is impracticle and dumb, lamaducks is where its at. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shrapnell 92 Posted March 24, 2013 I'd want to be a massive, bullet-proof robot so I can just walk around slowly and when someone shoots me, I can just point and laugh as their bullets do nothing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Gews- 7443 Posted March 24, 2013 Pony. Just to tick people off. :lol: 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shrapnell 92 Posted March 24, 2013 Pony. Just to tick people off. :lol:I'd shoot you. I have no problem with you bronies, but I hate it when they invade everything.If they were to seep into DayZ, I'd be a bit pissed, no offense.basicallykeep your damn milk outta my cereal 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
applejaxc 2500 Posted March 24, 2013 I'd want to be a massive, bullet-proof robot so I can just walk around slowly and when someone shoots me, I can just point and laugh as their bullets do nothing.That was my first ideaZombie WizardThat was my second onePony. Just to tick people off. :lol:I already am one in MineZ :)Time Lord.Shapeshifter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Gews- 7443 Posted March 24, 2013 I'd shoot you. I have no problem with you bronies, but I hate it when they invade everything.If they were to seep into DayZ, I'd be a bit pissed, no offense.basicallykeep your damn milk outta my cerealThat's exactly the reaction I'd be looking for. :lol: :thumbsup: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shrapnell 92 Posted March 24, 2013 That was my first ideayes, i stole it from you because i am in your mindyou know whenever your head tells you to kill that guy next to you and bury him under the floorboards?thats me<3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Testwd3r235 2810 Posted March 24, 2013 I'd be a pigeon that has an infinite blood bag and a g17 strapped to it's head.Time Lord.Shapeshifter.You are typing in white everywhere? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GOD™ 2795 Posted March 24, 2013 (edited) I'd be a pigeon that has an infinite blood bag and a g17 strapped to it's head.You are typing in white everywhere?Seems fitting. Edited March 24, 2013 by GOD™ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Testwd3r235 2810 Posted March 24, 2013 Seems fitting.I approve :). 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dreygar (DayZ) 178 Posted March 24, 2013 I would like to think that nothing was safe in a Zombie Apocalypse. Animals included. Oh, and I don't like beans. :(I think it would be cool to dress up as a Zombie and try to fit in with them like Bill Murray in Zombieland. :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingfury4 65 Posted March 25, 2013 (edited) A tree.I could sit there for days and then, a bandit with a sniper comes. I would then use my tree limbs to choke him to death. Edited March 25, 2013 by Kingfury4 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death_Dealer 3155 Posted March 25, 2013 A helicopter.I get to meet lots of new people! : D 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
applejaxc 2500 Posted March 25, 2013 yes, i stole it from you because i am in your mindyou know whenever your head tells you to kill that guy next to you and bury him under the floorboards?thats me<3Funny. My brain usually says kill him and bury him under my neighbor's floorboards. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sausagekingofchicago 4711 Posted March 25, 2013 An unladen swallow. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TerribleFate 49 Posted March 25, 2013 A helicopter.I get to meet lots of new people! : D Yes... and you also get to Blow up! Boooooooooooooom! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted March 25, 2013 A horse.I want to be ridden hard everyday. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrLoK 16185 Posted March 25, 2013 a saddle or a swan. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
applejaxc 2500 Posted March 25, 2013 I'd be Obama.And what? Be better at basketball than the zombies, or just steal their shoes?Please don't call a moderator on me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
applejaxc 2500 Posted March 25, 2013 A horse.I want to be ridden hard everyday.Why do you think I have a pony as my avatar? A/S/L? XD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Henryllex~ 407 Posted March 25, 2013 (edited) I want to be an AS50, so i can say HOLY FUCK THAT WAS SICK when i make a 1000+m shot Edited March 25, 2013 by Henryllex~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
