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Sometimes, when I know I'm gonna die, I hug a zombie.

It takes them like 15 minutes to successfully hit me down, unconscious.

The AI can't successfully eat me while I AFK in an open field. ;-;

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sometimes, when I know im gonna die

I find a cow and discuss important aspects of lakes

in 15 mins u hit me down uncouscosisns

the AI is superfly

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sometimes, when I know im gonna die

I type out men seeking men adds over side channel,

I first approach subtly then increase my offers as the hour approaches,

No AI needed.

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Sometimes, when I know I'm gonna die,

I find a nice, friendly building to jump off

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haha one more sometimes when I know im gonna die

I call ronald reagen and complain about morons

I was knocked uncounsicous

AI is smelly and darn it

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Sometimes, when I know I'm gonna die

I look at pictures of Sarah Jessica Parker

Unlike zombies, it only took 0.0000000000000005 seconds to kill me

AI is worrying

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Wow, you guys must have the Shinning! How do you always know when you're going to die?

The only time I know for sure I'm going to die is when I join a server with 20+ peeps on. There'll always be at least one magical little creature that makes death a certainty.

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sometimes, when I know im gonna die

I sympathize with zeds and develop stockholm syndrome

I run fast, walk slow in houses, drool and nudge into objects just trying to hang with the cool kids

The AI doesnt like me.

Edited by Steak and Potatoes

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Sometimes, when i know I'm gonna die

I do a flaming spinning jump roundhouse kick into the sniper on top of the International hotel

He gets launched into another universe, and everything is alright

Wait was this about AI?

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Sometimes, when I know I'm gonna do

I drive URALs off cliffs

Explosions

America.

Edited by Inception.
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Sometimes when I know I'm going to DIe

I AFK and alt+tab and open League of Legends

fucking long as loading time for some reason

AI in both games needs work

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Sometimes, when I know I'm gonna die.

I stop drop and roll.

Not because I can avoid incoming fire, but because safety is COOL.

AI is confuzzling.

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Sometimes, when I know I'm gonna do

I drive URALs off cliffs

Explosions

America.

Pfft... Real Americans don't say this... 'America' word of which you speak.

We say... 'Murica

Love,

A real A'Murican

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