My new imminent death strategy...

[Sinaz20 0]

So, I am unfortunate enough to be shot by a bandit who got the upper hand.

I fall unconscious and am bleeding out. Death is certain.

What do I do?

Try to scarf all my beans, drink all my liquids, inject/swallow every drug I have.

If I could set myself on fire or lay on a primed grenade-- I would.

[Rob James 0]

I've killed 2 bandits with a suicide grenade, I was good as dead so I'm sure they will miss their Nvg's and 203's. It felt awesome because they crippled me for trying to help a survivor. All I had was that grenade also, so I gave it to them.

[Cyric (DayZ) 254]

So' date=' I am unfortunate enough to be shot by a bandit who got the upper hand.

I fall unconscious and am bleeding out. Death is certain.

What do I do?

Try to scarf all my beans, drink all my liquids, inject/swallow every drug I have.

If I could set myself on fire or lay on a primed grenade-- I would.

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LMFAO! Give'em hell. :D

[TheWaffen 0]

gernades are amazing in this game :D

[esaciar 1]

Hahahah!!!

Funniest tactic ever.

Imagine that in real life. Someone please make that video!

[vanilladragon 1]

i usually log into another server so they dont get my gear when i die

[duddbudda 33]

vanilla you are everything that is wrong with humanity

[esaciar 1]

That's a bold statement SSP...

[vanilladragon 1]

because i dont want to help someone who killed me? why wouldnt i do everything in my power to fuck over a murderer?

[Rakkasan 23]

Haha I just ran into a bandit in Electro, who unloaded 20 rounds my way with his .45

He missed all 20 shots then ran out of ammo...now he is just hiding upstairs with me and our flashlights cowering from the zombies the lame ass drew on us. I am going to alt tab back in and try to bring them upstairs on him.

[logan23 118]

So' date=' I am unfortunate enough to be shot by a bandit who got the upper hand.

I fall unconscious and am bleeding out. Death is certain.

What do I do?

Try to scarf all my beans, drink all my liquids, inject/swallow every drug I have.

If I could set myself on fire or lay on a primed grenade-- I would.

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Omg! That's hilarious and awesome all rolled into one grenade lol.

I wish we had a YouTube video of this!!

And a picture of the bandit's real faces after it just happen! Lol lol

That's a great tactic!

I wrote a thread in the past or a post on the ability to booby trap your backpack- with proper tools needed.

So if you die and somone tries to loot your body they would get injured, costing morphine , pain killers and a bandage for the bleeding plus a version that's loud = Zeds coming if your in a town or city.

Create fear on who has the tools to do this and did they,...feel lucky.

But if they had this they would need the Arma2 ability to drag a player body so you could peevent the worse scenario lol

Great post and tactic lol

I think if your friend gets killed next to you, you could Scroll over the body and select Hide Body which pushes it below the ground and then the bandit can't loot.

Bandit tears?

[duddbudda 33]

because i dont want to help someone who killed me? why wouldnt i do everything in my power to fuck over a murderer?

your actions betray an inability to accept consequences

what happens when you're playing Settlers of Catan? do you just leave the room when a trade goes against you?

when you get tackled on the pitch do you just hit the showers straight away?

when your department fails to properly research the market and the risks in your strategy backfire, bankrupting your bank and collapsing the economy, do you demand a severance package of millions?

[Sinaz20 0]

No no no-- Vanilla. I have to side with SSP. Bandits are legit, albeit assholes. I'd rather not sink below them to escape fate and consequences via exploit.

I just want to EAT all my valuable loot and imagine me giving the bandit a shit eating grin full of beans as I die with a plastic spoon in my hand.

"wheres... my... *cough urk cough*... beans... now... bitch!"