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Got any ideas to make Dayz standalone insanely hard? :)

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You should start naked and freezing. Your first priority would be clothes and warmth. Lovely.

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You should start naked and freezing. Your first priority would be clothes and warmth. Lovely.

So we would have naked people running around in Cherno/elektro with a pack of zeds after them? lovely x3

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They could run straight to my clothes shop, "Fraggles Clothing Emporium", where I would sell them top of the line shell-suits at bargain prices.

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How about the DayZ forum team relentlessly hunt you down with snipers?

Edited by BwobBwub

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They could run straight to my clothes shop, "Fraggles Clothing Emporium", where a would sell them top of the line shell-suits at bargain prices.

o.o Dayz shellsuits, could get them 3 liverpudliuns with perms that say "arrright arrright" to advertise em lol

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This would make it harder :)

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Finding a shellsuit to fit him would make it harder for me.

@BwobBwub- We (mods) are thinking of making a clan for the SA, we will fight under the mighty golden banhammer.

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Finding a shellsuit to fit him would make it harder for me.

@BwobBwub- We (mods) are thinking of making a clan for the SA, we will fight under the mighty golden banhammer.

If get shot by a moderator you get insta global ban lol

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^^That's a good one. Naked and freezing with broken legs and shock.

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Go read the troubleshooting, I think that's already in the game.

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if you die you have to swallow a jug of borax IRL lol

o.o i read the words "jug of Borat" for a second :s

..or was that just my sick mind lol

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Let the players be able to only walk in buildings, like the Zed.

Edited by TomKesi

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You start off in a destroyed car, waking up your discover your wife and kids are zombies.

Kill them with a shard of metal or leave them?

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Spawn in the middle of the NW airfield's runway - just to give the player a chance.

Naked, freezing, sick, hungry, thirsty, bleeding with a broken leg and 2000 blood.

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spawn parachuting out of a plane that just got shot out of the sky over cherna

Naked Freezing, sick, hungry, thirsty, bleeding with a broken leg, 2000 blood and falling out of the sky into cherna

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stop it with the nakedness, most players play as males i dont want dongs flopping around in cherno

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how about a man who runs around with a giant dildo beating up fresh spawns

aka saintsrowthethird-penetrator.jpg

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explosive ghillie zeds. They lying in random fields and woods waiting for a player to approach. If anyone gets too close they explode and do 9842324 damage.

or Land Mines.

Seriously though, bullet wounds (or all wounds )should be harder to heal.

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spawn parachuting out of a plane that just got shot out of the sky over cherna

Naked Freezing, sick, hungry, thirsty, bleeding with a broken leg, 2000 blood and falling out of the sky into cherna

this would never work fucking retard. Bandits :bandit: ,who some how survived, would set up Anti-aircraft batteries to blow fresh spawns out of the sky. I imagine the LZ would be under around the clock bombardment from Artillery batteries and the Luftwaffe located up north. Hueys would drop Napalm and White phosphorous to "warm up" the Bambies. This idea sucks!!!

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