fathairybeast 246 Posted December 23, 2012 Balota Buddies has Aussie and UK servers so us fat fucks from the states started bitching. They gave the US a server but we got a problem: everyone on there is a nice guy. So we need some real fuckers gentlemen to come play on us 46 and stir things up. Steak and Potatoes owns that shit. Typically this should go in the "private hive" subforum but this is a special request for you assholes competitive folks on the bandit board. Here is the original advert http://dayzmod.com/f...listed-come-in/So if you've got gall and want to kill nice guys come apply for whitelisting on Balota Buddies servers. If you get whitelisted you can play on all of their servers (7 that I know of, including: Chernarus, Namalsk, Celle, Lingor).You can apply here: http://balotabuddies...-rules-r12?pg=2Hackers: If you've got any hacking history don't even bother applying. Or do, I don't know. Ask Steak.FekNone of this post is sponsored by any of the other douche bags at Balota Buddies. 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Welch (DayZ) 756 Posted December 23, 2012 Balota Buddies is overrated. This asshole's going to stay on the random private hives that nobody knows about. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
syndicatefaction 118 Posted December 23, 2012 You're probably going to kill the server once the dicks join in. Hope not, but it's possible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skat3rat 1633 Posted December 23, 2012 Balota Buddies sounds like the type of server that is friendly and nice and everyone helps each other. Maybe that's why the bandits stay away. The name is too loving :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted December 23, 2012 Balota Buddies sounds like the type of server that is friendly and nice and everyone helps each other. Maybe that's why the bandits stay away. The name is too loving :POhh trust me... not all of us are friendly ;) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fathairybeast 246 Posted December 23, 2012 I don't run the servers so killing the server isn't an option for me. The server is still pretty quiet and I think that is a large part of why it's still peaceful... they just made it this month.As for everyone being friendly on Balota Buddies servers in general.... lul Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted December 23, 2012 Balota Buddies is overrated. This asshole's going to stay on the random private hives that nobody knows about.Our community is over 2000 members and climbing daily.... i'd say people knew about it. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skat3rat 1633 Posted December 23, 2012 (edited) Our community is over 2000 members and climbing daily.... i'd say people knew about it.You'll be getting a new member soon Edited December 23, 2012 by Skat3rat 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted December 23, 2012 You'll be getting a new member soonSweet buddy, will be good to have you on board!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted December 23, 2012 Yea I'm for this idea I need sdome bandits to come put holes in my Hero with a rifle everyone is truly nice on the server their is a bandit list on the forum for our bandits but we need more kos and shoot everyone types to throw a little musty to the bad boy. I'm sorry you have negative feelings welch I've invited you to all our servers and you shoot them down I understand you are busy with yours which is totally understandable however if you get the itch to drive a delorean across cherno we have one and its still running at the moment been shot up pretty good a few times but she still screams the highways soon to be added are interceptors from mad max. Overall any country is good to join our US server the pings are pretty fecking good for aus and uk players who come on right now but as slenderfuzzyanimal said lets get more bandits in here to stir up the pot. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a_typical_noob 651 Posted December 23, 2012 What if I want to join just to show off my asshole, not be one?Is that acceptable? 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted December 23, 2012 What if I want to join just to show off my asshole, not be one?Is that acceptable?I like where we are going with this come on in no clothes required. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a_typical_noob 651 Posted December 23, 2012 I like where we are going with this come on in no clothes required.Sweet! I'll join tonight! It'll probably be late, but I'll be there wearing nothing but a bow tie. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted December 23, 2012 This always slays me thought I'd throw it in for everyone promo for the server 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted December 23, 2012 Our community is over 2000 members and climbing daily.... i'd say people knew about it.I believe Welch is referring to himself when he says "This asshole..."Correct me if I'm wrong. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fraggle (DayZ) 15720 Posted December 23, 2012 (edited) OP - you calling me a douche bag? GTFO. Only kidding, love you lots. XXX Edited December 23, 2012 by Fraggle 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skeeter 65 Posted December 24, 2012 (edited) lmao at the video. that is too much!*edit- had to watch once more before moving on Edited December 24, 2012 by dizzmain Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ice Cream Soldier 43 Posted December 24, 2012 I made US46 my home a few weeks ago and couldn't be happier. I can't see myself ever playing on another server.No hackers to worry about. Just DayZ the way it was intended to be.The only way you'll know if you'll like it is to try it. The proof is in the pudding.BTW, even the fricken' heros shoot at you from 448m on this server so we're not all Carebears. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fraggle (DayZ) 15720 Posted December 24, 2012 (edited) ^That was probably Steak with an Enfield, he's out of control. Edited December 24, 2012 by Fraggle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted December 24, 2012 ^That was probably Steak with an Enfield, he's out of control.Yea I popped a shot at him when he was @ the extra barracks on NEAF I was trying to make him run so the zombies would chase him around.....sorry ice cream good news I didnt kill him it was a good distance for old leroy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fraggle (DayZ) 15720 Posted December 24, 2012 And you want even more assholes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted December 24, 2012 (edited) And you want even more assholes?Yes we are in dire need of more assholes more pvp needs to start happening.EDIT: If you have a bandit clan bring them all we got the room and set up in ts for you. Edited December 24, 2012 by Steak and Potatoes 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted December 24, 2012 Yeah ISCF needs people to shoot back at Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skat3rat 1633 Posted December 24, 2012 (edited) Now that I'm signed up I can't say I'll KOS but if you have some gear I want, you might get shot :PBtw I'm still trying to get use to TS so I might have some issues communicating at first. Someone pmed me on it and I have no clue who. Edited December 24, 2012 by Skat3rat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted December 24, 2012 Yeah ISCF needs people to shoot back atDamn right we do Share this post Link to post Share on other sites