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Since most of the hackers that play this same are horrible, there are many times you can kill them with a hatchet, when the have a submachine gun...

On an iPhone, so can't write my own story out, but would enjoy reading yours

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On this server some time ago a hacker teleported behind me and started shooting at me with an AS-50. I started zig-zagging and made my way over to him, just a couple of feet away and shot him with my double-barrel. Of course, he had godmode on so I couldn't damage him. He then said, after at least two mags missing me; "Hey, wanna team up? I know you're hacking." I had no idea what he was talking about, while I was writing he shot me in the head with the AS-50 and I didn't lose any health at all. I expected him to have activated some hack on me, but who knows. I later stood beside him, writing to him then just a random explosion appeared underneath me and I flew some feet away. He had placed a Satchel Charge under me. Then, we decided to have a little fun before I logged off so he placed four Satchel Charges under me and made me fly away.

I have yet not hit the ground.

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I have met alot of hackers.... funnily enough alot of the times they miss me or suck etc and they become friendly with me xD

One time a group of ghillies teleported the entire server to one spot and shot everyone somehow I managed to survive and I tried to run they brought me back and asked where I was going and I started chatting to them, eventually after all my random blabbing I managed to make them laugh and they godmoded me and spawned me stuff, gotta admit it was pretty funny although they were pretty terrible. I eventually taught them how to play the game properly and stop scripting and they liked it playing normally etc.

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So someone wanted to know how I killed him... I got lucky. He wasn't just bad at the game, he was bad at hacking.

We were in electro, and this dude with a tractor comes out of nowhere. All I had was an axe, and my two buddies had nothing. Unfortunately an axe wouldn't stop a tractor. After some running, my friend got run over, and the hacker says," sorry, I will give you the tracor as a sorry gift."

Bandits don't give sorry gifts, and e deliberately ran him over, so me and my remaining friend sneak into a house. Minutes later, the dude walks into the house, and looks at my friend, his back to me.

I took the opportunity and hit him, knocking him out. I then perpetuated to removing his few brain cells, and checked his gear. Ghillie suit, NVGs, bino's coyote pack(the rare one) with an as50 and round and a submachine gun in his hands. I take some loot, and my mon calls me for food. Aborting and leaving my friend to the as 50 and rest of loot.

I come back, and my friend tells me he teleported back and killed him about 20 seconds after I left....

And that is the story of a shitty hacker

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The best encounters with hackers are the ones that do not occur.

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hackers are noob faggot kids with no skills!

Thanks for explaining to us that you are about 10 years old. :) Don't worry, they teach you better vocabulary in 5th grade. If you want to beat people with words, don't use "noob" or "faggot." It makes your supposed intelligence drop like the helicopters my as50 sees in the sky.

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I have actually met some hackers that were...well...nice? One teleported to us and rolled with us for a bit. Then he gave us some gear and a huey and logged off. Went by the name Batman...Oh yeah, we also went on a base building adventure with this hacker "Batman". Made a sandbag checkpoint with a crate of guns in the middle. I mean, I know you are not suppose to be friendly with hackers, but he was honestly a pretty good guy. This encounter was my best encounter with a hacker ever. He didn't kill anyone and used creativity and gifts of M4 CCO's instead of carpet bombing the entire server out of existance. I believe he also protected the server from other hackers while he was online, I recall him and another hacker having a massive teleport war with the aftermath being the defeat of the unfriendly hacker and the survival of the Batman. Never saw him again after that night.

He truely lived up to his name...Batman.

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The only time I encountered one was when I was on a Namalsk server and I was AFK for a bit in the woods.

When I returned the hacker was next to me, probably teleported and spawned a cardboard box with tons of guns in front of me and vanished.

I didn't took any because I don't like to get banned, but at least he decided not to teleport me 100 miles into the ocean or anything.

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Thanks for explaining to us that you are about 10 years old. :) Don't worry, they teach you better vocabulary in 5th grade. If you want to beat people with words, don't use "noob" or "faggot." It makes your supposed intelligence drop like the helicopters my as50 sees in the sky.

so because i say hackers are noob faggot kids with no skills that automaticly means i am a 10 year old with no decent vocabular?

who said i wanted to beat people with my words anyway? i posted a brief opinion of hackers. (An opinion is a belief or judgment, an intellectual judgment)

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so because i say hackers are noob faggot kids with no skills that automaticly means i am a 10 year old with no decent vocabular?

No, it means you are ignorant. In case you haven't noticed, homosexuality has nothing to do with hacking.

Also, you spelled everywhere wrong in your signature, lol.

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My best encounter with hackers happened a long while ago. I was in the woods, NW of the NW-airfield, minding my own bussines when a white helux suddenly appeared out of thin air.

It caught me by suprise, because I was all like: "it just appeared, how is that possible?". I was a little ignorant regarding hacking back then, I guess :-)

Two guys came out and told me they wanted to build 'their secret camp' at this location. And that I should keep it a secret or else I would be killed and raped. I told them I would keep their secret (they

seemed friendly, they didn't shoot me) and left. They also spawned a cardboard-box and told me to take what I liked. I thankfully declined, took nothing, and left a.s.a.p. I want to find my

own stuff, not take it from a box. There is no honor in that.

One of my mates started to play DayZ, a few weeks ago. And he told me that on his 2nd spawn he got a chopper-ride (by strangers) from the beach, to the NW-airfield. There he found a box filled with weapons and stuff. He took what he needed from it, than he got kicked from the server. Later we explaned to him that it was a hacked item-box and that he was probably kicked for taking from it. He really had no clue he was doing something wrong, he thought these boxes were normal in DayZ. LOL :-) We all had a laugh about that, because he didn't have a clue about hackers or DayZ and got supergear in 5 minutes, while we had to struggle to find good stuff legaly. He died shortly after, because he didn't have enough experience to survive for long. Just as well, because we would have made him drop his illegal gear anyway.

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A guy teleporting behind me, I noticed the sound of extra footsteps behind me and turned to see him running there in a Ghillie, carrying a Fal. I danced around him for a bit but he wouldn't answer me, so thought what the heck and shot him with my Winchester. Blood started spurting so I fired again and he hit the deck with a crack as his leg broke. He broke mine with a shot of the Fal but passed out, I finished him off to his screams of "what did you do that for" and swearing revenge. Lol. :)

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