Hollywood Style Suggestions

[DemonGroover 8836]

Since DayZ is a game and is for our entertainment how about some "Hollywood" style additions to the mod/standalone?

Some suggestions:

- Vehicles explode when hitting an inanimate object (except boxes/water containers below)

- Empty boxes / filled water containers strewn across the road so we can hit them whilst in a high speed chase

- One shot to a fuel tank causes a massive explosion

- Jerry cans can be used to leave a trail of petrol which can be lit with matches or a flare. Witty one liner compulsory when lighting the fuel.

- Locked doors can be opened with one shot from a gun (you have to wince and look away when making the shot)

- If another player bandages you, romantic music starts to play and you have an option for a steamy love scene

- Bandits always miss the Hero, the Hero always kills the bandits with one shot.

- Helicopters can be brought down with one shot of a Makarov through the windscreen

- Guns jam at the most inopportune time

- Your last shot will ALWAYS kill a zombie or player

Any others? I am sure Rocket will watch this thread with avid interest and put as many of these suggestions in game.

[Creep- 569]

slow motion run/jump/dive away from explosions..

[DemonGroover 8836]

If your buddy dies - Being able to fall to your knees, arms outstretched, looking upwards, screaming "Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!"

[#Sleepy 572]

Can we have man on man romantic love scenes?

[DemonGroover 8836]

Can we have man on man romantic love scenes?

Of course. I'd imagine Chernarus would go all "Brokeback Mountain"

[ybm 111]

The ability to dive like John Woo at any given time. Ex. Hero is walking through cherno with his police car in the backround, he sees a shady deal going down between a bandit and a survivor. He calls out to them to see what's up and the survivor bolts and the bandit starts shooting an AKM at the hero. The hero dives forward (leading to the AKM missing all the rounds) and draws a glock and puts one between the bandit's eyes.

[spamaddict290 3]

Sarcasm?

[ybm 111]

Sarcasm?

Sarcasm.

[DemonGroover 8836]

Speaking of John Woo - how about a flock of pigeons scaring the crap out of the player by flying across his face

[DemonGroover 8836]

Sarcasm?

Never.

[ybm 111]

How about when you pick up a revolver, you automatically don a cowboy hat and duster and anyone you run across, you automatically ask if they feel lucky.

[DemonGroover 8836]

Female characters will always fall over in the forest whilst being chased and sprain their ankle.

[ybm 111]

Female characters will always fall over in the forest whilst being chased and sprain their ankle.

YES! especially when being chased by a dude with an axe!

[bluecrackers 175]

Fortunate son plays on repeat when in a chopper.

[Sonicdahedgie 31]

It is weird that I thought half of those were actually decent ideas?

[DemonGroover 8836]

Flashlights will always flicker and go out when entering a building.

Upon entering a thick forest a distant sound of banjoes will be heard.

Edited December 6, 2012 by DemonGroover

[logan23 118]

When you are fixing a car or cleaning out the gun, there is a Rocky Movie montage.

[starwarsfan@gmx.de 450]

If your buddy dies - Being able to fall to your knees, arms outstretched, looking upwards, screaming "Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!"

Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhnnnnnnn!

[SP45M 240]

Female player always sprain their ankle at the most inopportune times.

[SP45M 240]

Heros go into "bullet time" when shot at, dodging shots like a G.

[logan23 118]

Chopper landings cause a Michael Bay slow motion and then suddenly the sun seems to always be setting giving that color filter feel.

[terrvik 2409]

If zombies are nearby when trying to drive a car the ignition will always fail and only work once the infected are very close.

If a vehicle explodes a burning tire will always roll out from the explosion.

At dawn you will only be able to fly helicopters towards the sunset.

[DemonGroover 8836]

Having a lighter in your breast pocket has a chance to stop bullets.

[SP45M 240]

Never need to reload.

[logan23 118]

Looting a building in the cold weather,

A guy finds proper clothes to keep warm

Girls always find skirts and shirts which must always be tied off to show their flat stomach and curves. (yet this keeps them as warm as the guy who has the winter sub zero jacket)

When you crash a car and it explodes,..you still able to walk away with only that one bad ass scar/cut from the crash.

Edited December 6, 2012 by logan23