Dankine 377 Posted November 23, 2012 (edited) Hilarioushttp://dailybleach.c...videogame-dayz/apologies if repost. Edited November 23, 2012 by Dankine 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feral (DayZ) 622 Posted November 23, 2012 99% nonsense, funny read though =) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bakst 98 Posted November 23, 2012 hahaha how absurd! "Secret ganja agenda" LOL really?? where??Omg this is a GEM! This site is a joke right? I can't believe they believe in the shit they write. great stuff."The lack of discipline and the gruesomely-rendered graphics of this videogame have attracted a most unusual following of outcasts and anarchists, militant atheists and licentious perverts of the highest order"ahaha I can't wait to read the rest of this fine piece of journalistic... whatever it is :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted November 23, 2012 That was quite a satisfying read...."There are guns and zombies and gangs and strange all-male homoerotic scenario" What?? im pretty sure you can still pick female characters!! "but the gamemaker (a man named “Rocket”) obviously has his own lurid intentions with such an army of young male players." Yes Rocket what are your intentions with us?"there are no rulesto speak of in DayZ (and no actual screens of instructions when you log in)" I wasn't given instructions on life when i was born.... Survival should be natural. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feral (DayZ) 622 Posted November 23, 2012 I think the author struggled with the game, rage quit and then wrote the article 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leadon77 94 Posted November 23, 2012 HILARIOUS. take it for what it is, a parody! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rastamaus 323 Posted November 23, 2012 very funny, even the on site comments are pricelessBryan BlakeMod•5 hours ago +Digital gang raping seems to be a big one for this game. I hear that there are 'guilds' out there that get off on this sort of thing! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Welch (DayZ) 756 Posted November 23, 2012 I literally rofl'd... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfstriked 143 Posted November 23, 2012 Funny stuff and really shows how games have changed lately.No longer are there just the same old genre games and those risky cross genre hybrids.We now have new genres being created and Dayz was just the beginning. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted November 23, 2012 Downloading as we speak, Street Cleaning simulator... i cannot wait to pwn diz! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfstriked 143 Posted November 23, 2012 LOL,yep that video got me all worked up also.The suspense scene was brilliant! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mazeash@mail.com 73 Posted November 24, 2012 Awesome stuff, the author appears to be doing God's work judging from his Facebook page... Oh dear... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Parasprite 35 Posted November 24, 2012 "The few times I tried to play the game I was robbed by others, shot in a circle for sport, assassinated by far off snipers, kicked out of a bus and chased into a marijuana field by thugs who seemed to have something quite sexual on their minds."An average session. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nimz41 105 Posted November 24, 2012 Has anyone here harvested the weed and smoked it? or cooked a human over a camp fire? This better be one screwed up joke but this is hilarious. Do you think a group of guys serioiusly surronded him planning on what-raping him? Its a video game for god sake, there are so many games that don't have rules or instructions this guys a joke. It for sure made my night though Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faceman Peck 93 Posted November 24, 2012 Moronic read, thanks for the thread OP.The author was a retardNo beans for anyone regarding this topic from me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bakst 98 Posted November 24, 2012 "The few times I tried to play the game I was robbed by others, shot in a circle for sport, assassinated by far off snipers, kicked out of a bus and chased into a marijuana field by thugs who seemed to have something quite sexual on their minds."An average session.Where the hell is this hemp field? I've been missing out! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bakst 98 Posted November 24, 2012 (edited) ... this landscape is intended to subliminally celebrate a decidely [sic.] Soviet worldview.The map is set somewhere in Eastern Europe, so obviously it must be some kind of Soviet propaganda. The author's ignorance and bigotry is staggering! Not to mention he can't spell to save his life. Edited November 24, 2012 by Bakst Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fraggle (DayZ) 15720 Posted November 24, 2012 Jesus Christ. That was painful. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oompa 25 Posted November 24, 2012 (edited) Most grapple with this game half naked from their beds, brushing aside pizza boxed...Hey, don't describe me playing DayZ on a saturday!PS: They describe Harvest Moon and Peggle as good games... probably some cry baby, stay at home mom :D OR a parody. Edited November 24, 2012 by Oompa Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fluxley 2228 Posted November 24, 2012 Its a comedy news site guys, none of the articles are serious. Saying that i did run into a couple 12year old skiddies the other week driving up and down the coast arresting people.Said they were going to take me to a jail cell and rape me. Kids these days huh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bakst 98 Posted November 24, 2012 (edited) Jesus Christ. That was painful.That's JAYSUZ KEEE-REIST OUR LAWD AND SAVEYA to you, buddy! Yee-haw Edited November 24, 2012 by Bakst 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bakst 98 Posted November 24, 2012 Its a comedy news site guys, none of the articles are serious.Oh it is? I wasn't sure. Thank God. :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shadowjack 254 Posted November 24, 2012 HILARIOUS. take it for what it is, a parody!Exactly, take a look at his other articles, this one cracked me up http://dailybleach.com/is-boston-bringing-america-down/This guy should be writing for SNL. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fraggle (DayZ) 15720 Posted November 24, 2012 Well, that's relief. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted November 24, 2012 Thank Luna for that.... Looking at it from a joke point of view it's pretty damn good! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
