Please don't implement passing stool

[Warp Theory 7]

I watched a bit of Rocket's discourse on the standalone game dated around October 9 2012:

Please do not put passing stool in the game. It will be a mockery, and it will turn into the sims. It will detract from team coordination.

Ventrilo : "Guys, I have to go take a crap, brb..."

No. Please Rocket, please don't do this. If you agree with me fellow Dayz players, please post here. I really like Dayz, but this would detract from the game severely. At least make it so servers can disable this if you decide to implement it.

Edited November 20, 2012 by Warp Theory

[Fraggle (DayZ) 15720]

It will detract from team coordination lol. We all need to poo sometime!

[dekartz 315]

Don't go into combat needing to poo. Simple solution to a simple problem.

[OrLoK 16187]

Don't go into combat needing to poo. Simple solution to a simple problem.

Or do and terrify your enemies...

[mr_chabowski@live.co.uk 2416]

It will detract from team coordination.

You can hold hands when you drop a log if you want to coordinate.

[Warp Theory 7]

do you all seriously agree with this idea?

[Rastamaus 323]

don't eat beans before squad play is my advice

[Mr Nasty 1023]

This may or may not be on topic but some of the best times ive ever had have been while pooping. Implementing this into a game can only make it better.

[cyanyde 165]

I don't want to have to poop in game.. bad enough I have to poop in RL.

Speaking of which.. I gotta go poop. :P

[dekartz 315]

You eat, you digest, and you poop. It makes sense.

[Sutinen 635]

Yeah, you know what's the best part? The trolls and griefers would love this. Just imagine going to the barracks.

Edited November 20, 2012 by Sutinen

[wolfstriked 143]

Pooping in a game=funny

Opening up an outhouse to loot it and finding the guy who murdered you earlier pooping=priceless;)

[Rastamaus 323]

http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/90438-pooing-weeing-wiping-fleeing/page__hl__pooing

why is this thread locked?

[Warp Theory 7]

it just sounds like to much of a hassle. I just want to pvp and shit. the game has enough micromanagement as it is but if the poop decomposed fast enough and you only had to do it like 12-24 hours ingame time i guess it would be ok.... I guess it would be ok too if there were toilets you could use.. i just dont want to crap as much as i eat and drink and stuff.

[Rastamaus 323]

will the dogs poop too?

[SP45M 240]

Will the dogs be able to eat their own poop?

[SquishyBear 31]

Well there are a ton of outhouses in the game, they might as well be put to good use... Are we gonna have to find toilet paper before we can go?

[Mr Nasty 1023]

Would pooping on weapons laying on the floor infect other players with diseases if they pick the weapon up? please say yes please say yes please say yes :P :P :P

[Mini Maracas 37]

i just dont want to crap as much as i eat and drink and stuff.

Think about it, how often do you excrete in real life? Unless you have some kind of problem down there, you poo MUCH less than you eat and drink ^-^

[Sula 1205]

What about visiting a doctor - examinations? Dying from cancer, old age and things other than bullets and zombies? What about sex? What's off the list of things for potential inclusion, I wonder?

And if realism is important, I've never drunk an entire waterbottle in one go, nor have I waded into water up to my nipples to refill it! :huh:

Edited November 20, 2012 by Sula

[Feral (DayZ) 622]

i wonder if diet will affect the nature of a players lavatorial experiences.

Not enough fibre? then a prolonged fudge-like mess and a long, laborious wiping session not unlike trying to remove marmalade from a bath towel.

Lot's of greens? then it'll slip out quicker than a bar of soap from the hands of a nervous inmate surprised in the prison showers and just a dab of the bog roll later it'll be trousers up time and on your way etc etc...

Edited November 20, 2012 by wabbit

[TreeSap 14]

Waste of time to implement it.

Edited November 20, 2012 by DrDickWanker

[jaytmuk (DayZ) 621]

The Op is a party pooper :P

[SquishyBear 31]

nor have I waded into water up to my nipples to refill it! :huh:

You only have to get your feet wet... usually.

[treecancer 43]

I for one would love this. I mean think about it. IRL when you need to go you need to go. that we are already adding a bunch of sicknesses why not diarrhea? it can be a real problem in wilderness survival. Also I could sneak into peoples campsites and shit in their tents. XD would give us survival pranksters another tool. :P currently one of my favorites is hiding under bridges and popping out to quiz ppl b4 they pass. That is getting old tho, maybe if he adds crafting too we can do the old crap in a flaming bag trick. HAH!