Jikfive 34 Posted November 16, 2012 (edited) Freshly spawned on coastDay of excitement aheadBullet enters brain Edited November 16, 2012 by Jikfive 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rage VG 4033 Posted November 16, 2012 Zombies chasing meGonna run into this houseDoor just ate my leg. 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jεricho 22 Posted November 16, 2012 (edited) ATV has flippedExplosion makes me bleed out.Fucking shit, I'm dead. Edited November 16, 2012 by Jεricho 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mastabuds 32 Posted November 16, 2012 (edited) Running from bandit.Tried and bleeding from him.Dead and beans taken. Edited November 16, 2012 by Mastabuds Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
platecloak 14 Posted November 16, 2012 hourglass of deathfrail scream of terror and fearzombie eats gravel 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rage VG 4033 Posted November 16, 2012 I don't understandWhy he shot me in the faceI said I'm friendly! 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jikfive 34 Posted November 16, 2012 (edited) Tasty Mountain DewStupid fool's superstitionSlip on stairs, I'm dead Edited November 16, 2012 by Jikfive 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PeNguiN (DayZ) 10 Posted November 16, 2012 Made it to Airfield!Barracks cleared, get out of here!Sniped across the field. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dabaroony 86 Posted November 16, 2012 So many corpses,Lots of loot to sate my greed;What was that *CRACK* sou- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Goggalor 191 Posted November 16, 2012 running run running eat drink shoot run around moreOH GOD OH GOD dead Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IHombreI 16 Posted November 16, 2012 (edited) Guy with Hatchet says friendlyTurn my back to get some lootHatchet enters my brain Edited November 16, 2012 by IHombreI Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zorro55 4 Posted November 16, 2012 Friendly! he screeches.His rifle says otherwise.Bang!... thump. I was right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted November 16, 2012 Guy with Hatchet says friendlyTurn my back to get some lootHatchet enters my brain"Hatchet enters my brain"I like how you put it so nicely. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rossums 2190 Posted November 17, 2012 Oh look! There's an axe!I better pick it up fast!Aww shit. A bear trap. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maca (DayZ) 769 Posted November 17, 2012 Great a fully repaired pickupNo wait its got a fuel leakIt starts "BOOM"... Not happy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rage VG 4033 Posted November 17, 2012 Great a fully repaired pickupNo wait its got a fuel leakIt starts "BOOM"... Not happy.I don't think you knowThe rule for making HaikousIt's Five-Seven-Five. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dallas 5195 Posted November 17, 2012 (edited) Friendlies in Cherno?Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang!Piece of shit bandit! Edited November 17, 2012 by Dallas 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Guardian- 206 Posted November 17, 2012 A can of sardinesThey taste like shit but oh wellI dont want to die 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Guardian- 206 Posted November 17, 2012 Oh is that a gun?M4A3 CCOI will kill them all Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Guardian- 206 Posted November 17, 2012 Look a boar to eatWhy cant i fucking kill himThis game is bullshit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sutinen 635 Posted November 17, 2012 Finally got out of ChernoWait, what's that ov-Fuck, fuck, fuckJust to mention, I have no idea how to make these poems. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rage VG 4033 Posted November 17, 2012 Finally got out of ChernoWait, what's that ov-Fuck, fuck, fuckJust to mention, I have no idea how to make these poems.A Haiku consists of three lines, and the first line must have 5 syllables, the second one has seven, and the first one has five again. (Called 5-7-5)Your one has 8-5-3. so the first line is too large, and the other two too small. This would be accurate:Got out of Cher-no (5)Hold on, what that o-ver there (7)OH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK (5) 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CombatWombat (DayZ) 63 Posted November 17, 2012 ghargabh ahbad adgjahsuibahnabransnjsadgaghaj! 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
privatewolf 59 Posted November 17, 2012 Need some beans right nowFound dead body on a fieldGets shot by enfield Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
platecloak 14 Posted November 21, 2012 tablecloth still cleanreloading the revolverit's sunny outside 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
