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Made this up for the fun of it! "He cried, he groaned, he moaned." There once was a lad, They say his name was Bradley, Though most called him Brad. He stood short and scrawny, Bullied and scorned by those who knew him. "Never had I seen a young boy so sad and so frail." One day while working Brad saw he... A cloaked man near the pond. The man sang a song so sweet, Brad wanted to talk, Though his time was naught but fleet. "I walked closer, he howled. Closer, he scowled." Sank did the sun, But Brad could still hear. The man's song yet echoed in his ear. It drew him closer, reeled him in. Invitation accepted, his fate was sealed. "He turned and faced me, what horror be this?" He strode closer, fear in hand. Realizing too late, that t'was not a man. Echo did a laugh spread through the night Bradley was gone, and replaced by plight. Day by day, the bullies would die. "His glowing eyes passed me, a howl of pain piercing the night." Bradley was gone, but so too were the bullies Legend now tells it that all bullies face thee. He without soul will reap what you sow. Be good, warned he, or else you'll turn into thee. Bandits beware, the Legend of Bradley. "I followed the sound, and it was a man with a scope trained on me. Groaning and moaning, dead did turn he."

*Point to easy-start servers* They all moved.

ATV has flipped Explosion makes me bleed out. Fucking shit, I'm dead.

No one seems to read further into the thread before posting. Again though, I was asking a question. Not forcing anyone to do anything.

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY BEANS!

Making fun of a god and / or a religion isn't racist. Just saying.

Thank you for your resume Nick, we'll get back to you sho-- oh, this isn't a job application you say? Ah, how silly of me.

Logically, no. In order to play DayZ you need the following: ARMA II: Operation Arrowhead ARMA II So, if you only have ARMA II on one account, you can't play on that account. If you only have Operation Arrowhead on one account, you can't play with that account either. So, in conclusion, you need both on the same individual account. Having it downloaded on the same computer does nothing if it is not registered under one name.

Good idea, that brings me to the next idea... if you smelled like dead flesh, and you acted like a zombie... would they react?

Think about it... we have no fresh water supply, we've got corpses walking around, and we squat around in mud and forest in a destroyed Russia. What do you guys think?

Most likely what you are.

So let me get this straight... you're saying that you have no BattleEye, and no hackers? And you already have ALL hackers banned? That's like saying you can have sex with every woman on earth without a condom and not get an STD. Unbelievable, right?

When I need zombies to kill me, they're never there. When I'm stalking my prey, they're everywhere. DayZ... where amazing happens.

There is only one explanation... you are... dragonborn!