An ode to an idiot....

[slaace 5]

So me and a friend jump into a namalsk server for what is basically my first time on the map and he finds himself quickly at object all. Being the dumbass i am, i found a map and headed to object al instead.

Enroute find a military watchtower thing with an akm, then hear 2 sniper shots zip past my head so run back down the staira and continue my quest towards object al. Ten seconds later, 3 more cz shots, zigzag ensues then m1911 shots start ringing out aboit 50 to my east. I flanked the position, called friendly but he proceeded to keep shooting so i chew him up with the ak and loot his crap.

Tl;dr If you cant shoot for shit, even when im unbeknownst to myself running straight at you, and you have the high ground, cover and superior weapons, im still going to own you idiot.

[Fraggle (DayZ) 15720]

More of a rant than an ode but better out than in.

[svisketyggeren 662]

So me and a friend jump into a namalsk server for what is basically my first time on the map and he finds himself quickly at object all. Being the dumbass i am, i found a map and headed to object al instead.

Enroute find a military watchtower thing with an akm, then hear 2 sniper shots zip past my head so run back down the staira and continue my quest towards object al. Ten seconds later, 3 more cz shots, zigzag ensues then m1911 shots start ringing out aboit 50 to my east. I flanked the position, called friendly but he proceeded to keep shooting so i chew him up with the ak and loot his crap.

Tl;dr If you cant shoot for shit, even when im unbeknownst to myself running straight at you, and you have the high ground, cover and superior weapons, im still going to own you idiot.

hello teenager with alot of emotionally spunk inside u

Edited November 12, 2012 by svisketyggeren

[a_typical_noob 651]

It's amusing to see how many people confuse the word "forum" with "diary".

[[email protected] 614]

I am disappointed! I just knew this would be an ode to the glory of ME!

Bastard!

[Parasprite 35]

Guess that extensive training in gorilla warfare payed off, eh?

[Michaelvoodoo25 3120]

So your boasting your a good shot but also boasting you went to the wrong place?

:facepalm:

[slaace 5]

I wasnt boasting. I admit im not great at this game. Was just venting frustration after my first real Namalsk encounter, with what turned out to be a super isiot. Amd no, not a teenager, probably old enough to be your dad.

[[email protected] 38]

Who comes to the forums and posts about an crappy encounter? I'm sure it was more like "So me and a friend jump into a namalsk server blah blah blah and get killed.

Fixed for you.

[Raged 187]

I wasnt boasting. I admit im not great at this game. Was just venting frustration after my first real Namalsk encounter, with what turned out to be a super isiot. Amd no, not a teenager, probably old enough to be your dad.

Vent in a more constructive fashion. You could have wrote a haiku or a sonnet. Be creative.

[slaace 5]

Jesus didnt realise these forums were so full of muffins. Kudos peeps.

Edited November 14, 2012 by Derpy_Hooves

[Draxx (DayZ) 61]

The idiot is posting now,

to blame the others like a cow.

Was running on Namalsk like dumb,

a shooter spots him - shoots like numb.

The idiot is fast like a bird,

the other is aiming like a turd -

so what happened surprisingly?

One is dead - the other free.....

And the morale of this story -

One is dead - the other free

But besides the killing spree,

an idiot it seems to be!

:P

Edited November 14, 2012 by Draxx

[Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521]

Now people lets stop the flaming... or off to the Graveyard it shall be!

[Draxx (DayZ) 61]

The Derpy_Hooves is coming here,

to say intentions are not sincere.

But all I say is just a rhyme,

to explain how odes are working just so fine.

Now you come with the derpy hooves

and kick my butt 'cuz of the spoof?

I am not flaming anymore

and wander 'way from you to snore.

Good night!

[Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521]

The Derpy_Hooves is coming here,

to say intentions are not sincere.

But all I say is just a rhyme,

to explain how odes are working just so fine.

Now you come with the derpy hooves

and kick my butt 'cuz of the spoof?

I am not flaming anymore

and wander 'way from you to snore.

Good night!

Ok since when did Shakespeare start killing Zeds??

[Leadon77 94]

Now those are Ode's I like that. The other is random vent (which is good) but just a vent I prefer the creative one....

[Pennyworth (DayZ) 33]

Now people lets stop the flaming... or off to the Graveyard it shall be!

oh god they blue'd you?!?

[ZomboWTF 527]

would be an actual achievement to survive a day of dayZ only rhyming...

Drop your gun or i will shoot

and after that get all your loot!

Dont point that gun at me my sun

or soon you will be zombie dung

just a step more near to me

and bullets in your head shall b... *Shake your beer was killed"

Edited November 14, 2012 by Zombo

[leettari (DayZ) 133]

It's amusing to see how many people confuse the word "forum" with "diary".

Unfortunate truth has been discovered!

[salty (DayZ) 39]

Dear Diary,

Today I killed someone who wasn't very good at aiming. People with poor aim are total idiots.

The forums didn't really like my mediocre story. This makes me feel sad.

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

Read it 3 times still dont see the ode

[krihelion 175]

Wish i was there, your brain matter would of been a good edition to the area, shame.

[Itsnotcrazyuntilchachacha 13]

The way you just replaced ''Allah'' by ''The Terrorist God'' is indeed very appeasing

EDIT: As of the thread itself... sounds as if it would've been much more intense if there'd been a reason for you to do that. Still Lol'd though.

Edited November 16, 2012 by Itsnotcrazyuntilchachacha

[Dabaroony 86]

Guess that extensive training in gorilla warfare payed off, eh?

Lulz

[Inception. 9443]

The way you just replaced ''Allah'' by ''The Terrorist God'' is indeed very appeasing

EDIT: As of the thread itself... sounds as if it would've been much more intense if there'd been a reason for you to do that. Still Lol'd though.

I think you posted that in the wrong topic. Lol.

I believe you're referring to mine?