slaace 5 Posted November 12, 2012 So me and a friend jump into a namalsk server for what is basically my first time on the map and he finds himself quickly at object all. Being the dumbass i am, i found a map and headed to object al instead. Enroute find a military watchtower thing with an akm, then hear 2 sniper shots zip past my head so run back down the staira and continue my quest towards object al. Ten seconds later, 3 more cz shots, zigzag ensues then m1911 shots start ringing out aboit 50 to my east. I flanked the position, called friendly but he proceeded to keep shooting so i chew him up with the ak and loot his crap.Tl;dr If you cant shoot for shit, even when im unbeknownst to myself running straight at you, and you have the high ground, cover and superior weapons, im still going to own you idiot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fraggle (DayZ) 15720 Posted November 12, 2012 More of a rant than an ode but better out than in. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
svisketyggeren 662 Posted November 12, 2012 (edited) So me and a friend jump into a namalsk server for what is basically my first time on the map and he finds himself quickly at object all. Being the dumbass i am, i found a map and headed to object al instead.Enroute find a military watchtower thing with an akm, then hear 2 sniper shots zip past my head so run back down the staira and continue my quest towards object al. Ten seconds later, 3 more cz shots, zigzag ensues then m1911 shots start ringing out aboit 50 to my east. I flanked the position, called friendly but he proceeded to keep shooting so i chew him up with the ak and loot his crap.Tl;dr If you cant shoot for shit, even when im unbeknownst to myself running straight at you, and you have the high ground, cover and superior weapons, im still going to own you idiot.hello teenager with alot of emotionally spunk inside u Edited November 12, 2012 by svisketyggeren Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a_typical_noob 651 Posted November 12, 2012 It's amusing to see how many people confuse the word "forum" with "diary". 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joeoblong@yahoo.com 614 Posted November 13, 2012 I am disappointed! I just knew this would be an ode to the glory of ME!Bastard! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Parasprite 35 Posted November 13, 2012 Guess that extensive training in gorilla warfare payed off, eh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michaelvoodoo25 3120 Posted November 13, 2012 So your boasting your a good shot but also boasting you went to the wrong place? :facepalm: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slaace 5 Posted November 13, 2012 I wasnt boasting. I admit im not great at this game. Was just venting frustration after my first real Namalsk encounter, with what turned out to be a super isiot. Amd no, not a teenager, probably old enough to be your dad. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jason_m_perry@hotmail.com 38 Posted November 13, 2012 Who comes to the forums and posts about an crappy encounter? I'm sure it was more like "So me and a friend jump into a namalsk server blah blah blah and get killed.Fixed for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Raged 187 Posted November 14, 2012 I wasnt boasting. I admit im not great at this game. Was just venting frustration after my first real Namalsk encounter, with what turned out to be a super isiot. Amd no, not a teenager, probably old enough to be your dad.Vent in a more constructive fashion. You could have wrote a haiku or a sonnet. Be creative. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slaace 5 Posted November 14, 2012 (edited) Jesus didnt realise these forums were so full of muffins. Kudos peeps. Edited November 14, 2012 by Derpy_Hooves Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Draxx (DayZ) 61 Posted November 14, 2012 (edited) The idiot is posting now,to blame the others like a cow.Was running on Namalsk like dumb,a shooter spots him - shoots like numb.The idiot is fast like a bird,the other is aiming like a turd -so what happened surprisingly?One is dead - the other free.....And the morale of this story -One is dead - the other freeBut besides the killing spree,an idiot it seems to be! :P Edited November 14, 2012 by Draxx Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted November 14, 2012 Now people lets stop the flaming... or off to the Graveyard it shall be! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Draxx (DayZ) 61 Posted November 14, 2012 The Derpy_Hooves is coming here,to say intentions are not sincere.But all I say is just a rhyme,to explain how odes are working just so fine.Now you come with the derpy hoovesand kick my butt 'cuz of the spoof?I am not flaming anymoreand wander 'way from you to snore.Good night! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted November 14, 2012 The Derpy_Hooves is coming here,to say intentions are not sincere.But all I say is just a rhyme,to explain how odes are working just so fine.Now you come with the derpy hoovesand kick my butt 'cuz of the spoof?I am not flaming anymoreand wander 'way from you to snore.Good night!Ok since when did Shakespeare start killing Zeds?? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leadon77 94 Posted November 14, 2012 Now those are Ode's I like that. The other is random vent (which is good) but just a vent I prefer the creative one.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pennyworth (DayZ) 33 Posted November 14, 2012 Now people lets stop the flaming... or off to the Graveyard it shall be!oh god they blue'd you?!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZomboWTF 527 Posted November 14, 2012 (edited) would be an actual achievement to survive a day of dayZ only rhyming...Drop your gun or i will shootand after that get all your loot!Dont point that gun at me my sunor soon you will be zombie dungjust a step more near to meand bullets in your head shall b... *Shake your beer was killed" Edited November 14, 2012 by Zombo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leettari (DayZ) 133 Posted November 16, 2012 It's amusing to see how many people confuse the word "forum" with "diary".Unfortunate truth has been discovered! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
salty (DayZ) 39 Posted November 16, 2012 Dear Diary,Today I killed someone who wasn't very good at aiming. People with poor aim are total idiots. The forums didn't really like my mediocre story. This makes me feel sad. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted November 16, 2012 Read it 3 times still dont see the ode Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
krihelion 175 Posted November 16, 2012 Wish i was there, your brain matter would of been a good edition to the area, shame. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Itsnotcrazyuntilchachacha 13 Posted November 16, 2012 (edited) The way you just replaced ''Allah'' by ''The Terrorist God'' is indeed very appeasingEDIT: As of the thread itself... sounds as if it would've been much more intense if there'd been a reason for you to do that. Still Lol'd though. Edited November 16, 2012 by Itsnotcrazyuntilchachacha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dabaroony 86 Posted November 17, 2012 Guess that extensive training in gorilla warfare payed off, eh?Lulz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted November 17, 2012 The way you just replaced ''Allah'' by ''The Terrorist God'' is indeed very appeasingEDIT: As of the thread itself... sounds as if it would've been much more intense if there'd been a reason for you to do that. Still Lol'd though.I think you posted that in the wrong topic. Lol.I believe you're referring to mine? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
