zak757 146 Posted November 12, 2012 You know the feeling when you are alone, looking for loot, and you hear dreaded footsteps? That feeling when you know somebody is within earshot of you, and you know for a fact he knows that you're here too. What do you do? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Siberian (DayZ) 527 Posted November 12, 2012 rabbit like a mofo..most times i escape..i never kill other players. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkPunk 159 Posted November 12, 2012 yell "FRIENDLY! FRIENDLY! ALL I HAVE IS A HATCHET!!! DONT SHOOOOOT", and then aim my gun at the door. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conkykillz 791 Posted November 12, 2012 Drop my :beans: and hide :D 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
linkpwndyou123 0 Posted November 12, 2012 DIE MOTHA FUCKA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jason_m_perry@hotmail.com 38 Posted November 12, 2012 KIll the incomming and drive off in his car not far away. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jaytmuk (DayZ) 621 Posted November 12, 2012 Call 911 :P 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Goggalor 191 Posted November 12, 2012 GHOSTBUSTERS!Wait, nevermind. I'd just hide by a door with my hatchet ready. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maca (DayZ) 769 Posted November 12, 2012 (edited) Try and hide out of sight and wait for them to enter, then over direct comms just shout "BOO".Three out comes :1. They shoot you in the face. 75% of the time.2. You scare the sh#t out of them and they run off. 10% of the time.3. They find it funny and you've got a loot buddy. 15% of the time. Edited November 12, 2012 by Maca 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted November 12, 2012 (edited) A. If they know you are there then just stay safe and keep a bead on any entrances. You keep quiet long enough and they will think you have aborted anyway.B. Reload hatchet, yell unitelligibly and charge.C. Throw cans , chems and flares. Make zed noises over direct.D. Tell them you have made a daisy chain of bambi ears for them to wear, tell them they are the only one you pine for..they are different from the others..D. Tell them you have overwatch with a bead on them and to gtfo, if they dont.. pop a round and..runRUNRUN RUNAWAY ! Edited November 12, 2012 by Hetstaine 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Parasprite 35 Posted November 12, 2012 Throw the grenade at my feet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted November 12, 2012 Change him. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chakijz 174 Posted November 12, 2012 Hey buddy. Are you frie- *dies* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
privatewolf 59 Posted November 12, 2012 Change him.Artemis, stop screwing around the internet, we have more serious matters to attend to! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted November 12, 2012 (edited) Artemis, stop screwing around the internet, we have more serious matters to attend to!You would not believe how happy you've made me.I mean, first you have the symbol for Assassin's Creed as your profile picture, and now you are aware of Artemis Fowl? <3! Edited November 12, 2012 by Inception. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
privatewolf 59 Posted November 12, 2012 You would not believe how happy you've made me.I mean, first you have the symbol for Assassin's Creed as your profile picture, and now you are aware of Artemis Fowl? <3!Have always been a fan of the series(AC & Artemis Fowl) myself :) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grey Warden 90 Posted November 12, 2012 Cry in the corner and try to sound like a girl over chat. Some kids will try to chat you up if they think your a girl and then play along until their back is turned and then say with a very deep voice,"hello sweety!"and put a round in his head. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rossums 2190 Posted November 12, 2012 The same thing you do when there is a fire.Stop, drop and roll!Preferably into a bush or somewhere to reduce your visibility and potentially give you the upper hand, either than or get into any nearby cover.If no cover or anywhere to hide is available? RUN AWAY! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joeoblong@yahoo.com 614 Posted November 12, 2012 Depends honestly, If it is a bandit I will kill or be killed. Anyone else I'd try to end it peacefully. (probably die tho.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BwobBwub 660 Posted November 12, 2012 make arousing sounds in the mic and tel the m to get to da choppa, then run away... Possibly my bed time... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bottar1 18 Posted November 12, 2012 (edited) You would not believe how happy you've made me.I mean, first you have the symbol for Assassin's Creed as your profile picture, and now you are aware of Artemis Fowl? <3!Hows butler doing?The only books ive read myself are artemis fowl haha i think 1-5, I'm irish and so is the author so I guess thats why I thought I should read em.On Topic:I usually try to get in position to have an advantage, and assert my dominance over the opposing person on the mic, and see if i can get him to be friendly, while taking no risks. Edited November 12, 2012 by bottar1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted November 12, 2012 Hows butler doing?The only books ive read myself are artemis fowl haha i think 1-5, I'm irish and so is the author so I guess thats why I thought I should read em.On Topic:I usually try to get in position to have an advantage, and assert my dominance over the opposing person on the mic, and see if i can get him to be friendly, while taking no risks.Oh my, the sixth book is spectacular. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
