The "If you can't have it, no one can" saying.

[smore98 225]

After an excessive amount of practice within the works of aviation in DayZ (Helicopters, planes, and my beloved VTOL), I have come to the conclusion of major resort with my travels.

Suicide bombing...

You may be thinking "...this man is a dick."

That may or may not be true. However, after several flybys with the Osprey, I noticed the difficulty in refueling at the end of the flight, and I tend to fly non-stop as soon as I find one. My plan is to be friendly, help people out, pick them up, bring them to a specified destination (or just a grand tour for the new players...). Communications with other air traffic is also common, as it is best to know what is going on in one side of the map. I will do this for as long as I can...

...until the fuel bar reaches a critical state.

At then, I warn the entire map and aviators of my intent to ram into one of them for sheer sport. Yes, I am going kamikaze, because really, I have nothing to lose. Everyone usually accepts, and they use a logical assortment of tactics, such as small helicopters, landing their aircraft until I crash into someone/ run out of fuel, or even try to shoot me down (without success, as it seems the VTOL can take a hell of a beating.) This leads to my first ramming today...

A Chinook, flying along the eastern side of Panthera. I had several requests to ram this certain aircraft (and for own personal reasons). Thankfully, the Chinook is difficult to maneuver, and they didn't have time to escape before the convenient pole erected at the front of my Osprey penetrated their ship. I and the entire crew aboard perish.

I should become an honorary mention on that server...

[Beanus 61]

PEARL HARBOR MUTHFUCKA!

I would probably do that too, I do it in alot of games...

[dallas 5195]

I think I speak for everyone, when I say: Okay? :)

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

[Inception. 9443]

ALLAH ABKAR

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

ALLAH ABKAR

Allahu Akbar?

Edited November 10, 2012 by Steak and Potatoes

[Grey Warden 90]

"If you can't have it, no one can"

This is what i say when i find a tent full of gear. I take what i like and then try to ram everything else into a fully packed out backpack thus deleting it all. Then save and walk away. If i can't carry it away then no one should be able to access it!

Also i hate tents as it cheapens the perma death to just "oh well i died time to run to my camp".

Wish i could have seen that heli on heli action!

Edited November 10, 2012 by Grey Warden

[smore98 225]

I think I speak for everyone, when I say: Okay? :)

Glad to have been of assistance...

[thelonewarrior 886]

This leads to my first ramming today...

A Chinook, flying along the eastern side of Panthera. I had several requests to ram this certain aircraft (and for own personal reasons). Thankfully, the Chinook is difficult to maneuver, and they didn't have time to escape before the convenient pole erected at the front of my Osprey penetrated their ship. I and the entire crew aboard perish.

Am i the only one that thinks it sounds like something out of a really bad porn movie?

[smore98 225]

Am i the only one that thinks it sounds like something out of a really bad porn movie?

I knew someone was going to joke about that...

You earned my YOU NOTICED A PORN JOKE MEDAL.

[morgan32 403]

Oh my god, please stop referring to an Osprey / MV-22 as your "VTOL". You can't own a VTOL..

[Siberian (DayZ) 527]

"If you can't have it, no one can"

This is what i say when i find a tent full of gear. I take what i like and then try to ram everything else into a fully packed out backpack thus deleting it all. Then save and walk away. If i can't carry it away then no one should be able to access it!

Also i hate tents as it cheapens the perma death to just "oh well i died time to run to my camp".

Wish i could have seen that heli on heli action!

agreed.. i wish there was a way to remove/delete everything i find in a tent i stumble upon aswell..