WHEN IS THE UPDATE COMING? WE WANT IT NAOOOO!

[james2464 3]

Rocket please explain.

We wuvvv youu :)

[lunakhod 8]

You're a slavedriver.

[SupWithThat 2]

'Please explain'...what?

It will be released when its done, and it will be done when its done.

[SLASH-7 27]

When I see a post like this, I can't help but wonder, “What would Gabe Newell say?”

There is your answer.

[Legacy (DayZ) 1091]

Almost locked thread, but rocket sometimes responds to threads. So I'll let it go.

[wolfgang784 13]

Rocket please explain.

We wuvvv youu :)

Threads like this would make me want to drop a games development if I was the dev. The update will be out when it is out. The devs work very hard and screw over their sleeping schedules to make sure everything runs as smooth as they can get it and you are making useless threads asking for an "explanation" as to why they are not working harder and faster.

If you enjoy the game so much that you want to see an update then stop wasting your time on useless threads and go play, as I am about to after I finish checking the first few threads in each section.

As a side note to Legacy, threads cannot be unlocked, and staff cannot post in locked threads without unlocking them on this forum? Weird, I have never seen that before on all of the ones I had moderated or ran.

[Magnet (DayZ) 211]

I think what he means is if he were to lock the thread it would disappear under the ever increasing tide of threads and thus would be unlikely to ever receive such a response.

Magnet

[dallas 5195]

It's not like the dev team was otherwise occupied by bricking hacker copies, oh wait...

[james2464 3]

Lol is it coming this weekend

[Ramen (DayZ) 0]

Keep calm

and

kill more zombies.

[unsobill 0]

inb4

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