Sex in DayZ

[kragz 156]

A lot of the fun in DayZ is entering the world and immersing yourself in this realistic experience. Now, it is VERY rare you see female characters on this game and frustration must set in after a few weeks. This is why me and friends have created a bandit group. We currently have a car, military gear and drive along the coast looking for unarmed survivors with 'purty mouths'. Most survivors will do anything you say with several rifles to their head, but those who run take a 5.56 to the knee cap.

Like I said, females are sparse. It's not gay if you're thinking about boobs.

[Hosty 647]

Not sure if intended to make sense or...

But I agree, Dean has to make a skinnier version of the ghillie model and apply it to the female.

No one uses females just for that.

[Mos1ey 6301]

It isn't gay if the balls don't touch.

[#Sleepy 572]

After reading the title, I thought this thread was going a total different direction...

[hazzathealmighty 51]

It's not gay if its comparing.

[Rastamaus 323]

i sometimes play as a female, amazing how often guys don't shoot on sight when I'm sure they would had they been confronted with a dude.

I usually kill them for being saps.

[mzltv 2281]

Just a little bit strange, really.

[mr_chabowski@live.co.uk 2416]

:|

It's only gay if you push back.

[Man vs Wild 313]

hmmm Cant tell if this will be graveyard?

[DemonGroover 8836]

hmmm Cant tell if this will be graveyard?

Oh, i dont know, surely this topic has much more to give.

[IncognitoNico 71]

it's not gay if the sausages are in different barbecues

[Erizid 56]

To paraphrase a man much wiser than any of us...

They aren't homosexuals. To be a homosexual you have to be human first. These people don't qualify.

[Spandex 5]

I'm a DayZ girly. No idea if it stays people's trigger finger but my current character is over 2 weeks old now (playing every other night or so) and I haven't been shot at....

Playing as a geezer previously I have been ventilated on a regular basis.

[ManiacMike69 37]

RP a rape, sounds fun to me.

[LawsOfFire 21]

its funny how girls dont get SOS´ed. my girlfriend plays dayZ too and she is like "i dont know what you are talking about. the number of bandits is not that high" when we play together sometimes its only me that get shot. worst thing is when half-through-puberty-boys tries to impress her with there sniping skills. but her FAL usually make them quiet

[TheDuriel 26]

female charackters are removed from the game (you cant choose anymore on respawn)

nuff said

[ManiacMike69 37]

I'm gonna RP rape a girl 2nite so laws of fire what server can I find her on? She would luv my FAL

[Kimberlah 94]

This seems realistic, in an apocalypse, men have their needs too :P

But for a game, it's disrespectful towards women. Using us as a tool in an apocalypse in real life, sure. But in a game? No.

[DanielTy88 133]

Hot Coffee?

[ManiacMike69 37]

This is real life....isn't it?

[gsp167 95]

That would be disrespectful big time, I vote no.

[ManiacMike69 37]

There's no vote!

You shoot her, bandage her, drag her and proceed from there.

[Heiduk 265]

Yet another reason to keep a frag grenade hidden in case someone tells you to drop your weapons.

[iegle 117]

Disturbing thread is disturbing.

Note to self: never drop a can of beans in Chernarus. You never know when a horned up adolescent in a ghillie is lurking behind you.

<Backs away slowly>

[xx_fr0st-w0lf_xx 53]

To paraphrase a man much wiser than any of us...

They aren't homosexuals. To be a homosexual you have to be human first. These people don't qualify.

Morgan freeman is my god. I actually saw the movie today.