You know you have been playing DayZ too much when..

[azynkron (DayZ) 12]

You wiggle your upper body to greet people

You loot the local supermarket for lunch on your way to work

Your diet consists of only Beans and Coca Cola

You randomly put up tents in the office to store your stuff

[Serious Stan 202]

You wiggle your upper body to greet people

You loot the local supermarket for lunch on your way to work

Your diet consists of only Beans and Coca Cola

You randomly put up tents in the office to store your stuff

I doubt you actually did any of this stuff....

Any way..

You know youve been playing too much dayZ when you look at barns(wich usally have red roofs and white walls) at side of the road thinking if there would be a winchester in there :)

[Fraggle (DayZ) 15720]

You can't find a girlfriend because you eat with your mouth open.

[Inception. 9443]

You don't use the 'search' tool.

[Leadon77 94]

You hear a pop can open and reach for your axe

You see a cow in a field and think you know how to gut it

See an ATV in a open field and check for snipers then run up for a joy ride

You yell "Friendly" before entering the bathroom

You look next to the dresser for clean clothes instead of in it.

[azynkron (DayZ) 12]

You hear a pop can open and reach for your axe

You see a cow in a field and think you know how to gut it

See an ATV in a open field and check for snipers then run up for a joy ride

You yell "Friendly" before entering the bathroom

You look next to the dresser for clean clothes instead of in it.

"You yell "Friendly" before entering the bathroom" LOL

[azynkron (DayZ) 12]

I doubt you actually did any of this stuff....

You do? Wow.. We have a Sherlock here. Humour is not your strongest side, is it? ;)

[azynkron (DayZ) 12]

You don't use the 'search' tool.

You don't use the 'search' tool.

If I was Italian I would keep very quiet so I wouldn't draw attention to myself..

[Lefroy Jenkins 32]

When you look at buildings with rooftop access ladders and wonder how long you could hide up there.

When you are walking at night and shout "friendly?" at people

[SquishyBear 31]

When you're dreaming about shooting a helicopter with your M14 AIM that is attempting to land near the supermarket you are in.

Yes I actually did dream about DayZ.

When you walk your dogs and hear a choppah and you think about hiding in the tall grass of the field.

[Serious Stan 202]

You do? Wow.. We have a Sherlock here. Humour is not your strongest side, is it? ;)

Well its not funny unless i actually can familiarize myself with it, you just found out some random stuff to spam down and think its so funny.

These kind of posts exist in many other games and are quite common.

You dont have one thing thats actually true. there not very funny either.

[iegle 117]

I live in a semi rural area and find myself constantly assessing the barns for potential to hold loot.

[xx_fr0st-w0lf_xx 53]

you flip the shit out when you hear a helicopter flying around

come on this has to have happened to someone, i was putting up the tempo, hear a heli flip out for like 2 seconds then laugh to myself

[jorro0121 6]

Serious Stan is Serious

[thelonewarrior 886]

I actually wonder sometimes if someone is looking around the corner with third person

[Stafoo 61]

I see a Bike at my college that looks like the Old Bike, I sometime think about taking it.

Edited October 31, 2012 by Stafoo

[azynkron (DayZ) 12]

Well its not funny unless i actually can familiarize myself with it, you just found out some random stuff to spam down and think its so funny.

These kind of posts exist in many other games and are quite common.

You dont have one thing thats actually true. there not very funny either.

Well, I can't take responsibility for what you can or can't familiarize yourself with. You seem to be a very dull and boring person. A bit stupid too.

Why don't you go and get acquainted with the sharp edge of an axe or take a nap on a motorway? Hmm? Ok? Good.

[SquishyBear 31]

Well, I can't take responsibility for what you can or can't familiarize yourself with. You seem to be a very dull and boring person. A bit stupid too.

Why don't you go and get acquainted with the sharp edge of an axe or take a nap on a motorway? Hmm? Ok? Good.

Wow, someone has a really tough time dealing with criticism. Maybe the Internet isn't for you. May wanna consider that.

[LawsOfFire 21]

you know you have played to much dayz when you get eat way more beanz than you normaly would (i actually do this. Heinz beans taste good)

or when you get really excited when you actually see a UAZ (almost bought one some weeks ago)

[azynkron (DayZ) 12]

Wow, someone has a really tough time dealing with criticism. Maybe the Internet isn't for you. May wanna consider that.

Criticism, no. Ignorance and stupidity, yes. I bet you are one of the hacking mofos that just can't play with others.

You simply can't take that someone else have fun.. or is smart.. or has a life.. so you have to ruin it for them.

You are a sad, sad person. I will never share my beans with you.

Edited November 1, 2012 by azynkron

[vyper_jg54 2]

I saw a small pile of tires at the ice rink and for a split second I thought to myself I need one of those.....

[Wargunner 55]

You come back from work and wonder if you have been raided.

[Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521]

you are certain you have seen 4 or 5 of these threads since July.......

You are overwhelmingly defensive over the last can of Heinz Beans in the cupboard.

You have your survival kit already bought and ready, (seriously i do, pics are in the Gallery)

Expect to find Road Flares lying on Tesco's shop floor......

[muslim 3]

you shit in the woods

[-Epoch 6]

You know you've played too much DayZ when...

You find yourself checking for lines of sight and assessing cover while walking through town. >.<