azynkron (DayZ)

Same here. Something is FUBAR.

You can actually. I'm doing it on a regular basis.

Hell no. A professional coder can jump in any industry standard project and at least do maintenance coding.

Ehr.. is you high? WTF are you rambling about? Let me lay it out a bit so even you can understand: Currently alot of hitboxes are wrong (too large, misaligned e t c) which means that you hit a wall or the ground even when the LOS is clear of the object. Yes, run away in shame now...

Last time I checked money could buy coders. Touche...

No, it's not ignorance. It's perfectly true. You are the ignorant fanboy that gets feverishly excited about new guns. Guns is the least important thing at the moment. There are many way more important game play mechanical issues that should be addressed before this cherry picking patch.

With all due respect, and I'm sure it has been stated here before but I'm too bloody lazy to read through them all, this is not what is needed. In order of relevance: 1. Performance 2. Performance 3. Hit boxes and wall/object glitching (inluding zeds running straight through a house..) 4. Private hives and/or VIP slots These are fundamental implementations that is WAY more important than back pack inception problems.

This is not about more guns e t c, but it feels a bit fuzzy what we actually are testing. Clearly there are alot of bugs and alot of tweaking to be done which is ok since it's alpha, but I still can't quite grasp what we actually are benchmarking here? Is it a pure performance testing phase we are into? What do you want us to focus on in the feedback? I can live with that the game is limited since I signed up for it in this state, but atleast we need VIP slots on the servers. I don't care about passwords since our group isn't harvesting stuff anyway, but one of the key points for paying for a server is that we atleast have guaranteed playtime for the group. We for one will not continue renting a DayZ server if we can't set this up. There's no point for us to dish out some 50 Euros so that OTHER people can play.

It has something to do with that the webserver responsible for the GUI to the server tools are overloaded. Some licence issue or similar. With the recent problems with repeated issues with issues, I'm not so sure we will renew the contract with them. I'm a professional change manager with the largest IT company in the world (guess which) and you simply don't run your business like this. No notices about maintenance.. no notices about problems with the server. No nothing.

Criticism, no. Ignorance and stupidity, yes. I bet you are one of the hacking mofos that just can't play with others. You simply can't take that someone else have fun.. or is smart.. or has a life.. so you have to ruin it for them. You are a sad, sad person. I will never share my beans with you.

Well, I can't take responsibility for what you can or can't familiarize yourself with. You seem to be a very dull and boring person. A bit stupid too. Why don't you go and get acquainted with the sharp edge of an axe or take a nap on a motorway? Hmm? Ok? Good.

If I was Italian I would keep very quiet so I wouldn't draw attention to myself..

You do? Wow.. We have a Sherlock here. Humour is not your strongest side, is it? ;)

"You yell "Friendly" before entering the bathroom" LOL

You wiggle your upper body to greet people You loot the local supermarket for lunch on your way to work Your diet consists of only Beans and Coca Cola You randomly put up tents in the office to store your stuff