You Break The Mirror that Reminds You of Your Ugliness

[big_t 66]

Here is You:

• You've failed at this game and it hurts.

• You're that little ugly kid in grade 2 who had to eat his own boogers just to get a small piece of attention

• You use hacks to try and mess up everyone else's fun.

• That brief moment of trollish satisfaction after a mass teleport is a reflection of the emptiness and loneliness inside you.

("wait wait Big_T,, it's just a game for christs sake, I do haxs for fun" ,, but still though, it at least shows a deficiency you have in relation to this game ie: you fail at this game)

• You can't beat normal players so you use cheats to gain advantage

Thats you bro….you are weak.

Here is me:

• I'm that player who got rocked by zombies, shot up, tricked, out smarted, out flanked and basically out played for 3 weeks straight. But you know what , I man'ed up and took my looses as a learning experience and tried to play smarter next time, improving little by little.

• I'm that dude that walks into a party smiling and having a good time and sees the world as a fun adventure ( your that creepy geek no one will talk to)

• I had sex with the girlfriend you never had, that girl you wish you could talk to , and that's right, I finished up on her face.

• I'm dip diving , sneaking, dodging, scavenging, aiming and shooting to the best of my ability and having a blast, and yeah getting shot by a bandit sucks , but thats the game we choose to play.

That's me bro, I'm a dayz winner by hard work and acquired skill and I'll destroy you every time when faced off on an even playing field.

can't wait for the standalone,, punk ass.

[Sturgeon 40]

You remind me of my eldest Sturgeon sister, she is hardcore..well before the hook anyway.

[TheBaby 61]

Can't decide which one of you sounds worse

[Angryofficer 89]

this thread makes me want to script

[Solitude 42]

#InB4Graveyard

[Sturgeon 40]

Can't decide which one of you sounds worse

I would definitely go with number 2, not everyone likes a Sturgeon.

[xx_fr0st-w0lf_xx 53]

dafaq did I just read?

[*Exile* Sami 188]

I like pie....i think, im not sure, can any of you guys help?

[Angryofficer 89]

I like pie....i think, im not sure, can any of you guys help?

only solution is to listen to justin bieber for 5 hours straight

sorry man

[camycamera 36]

so, im assuming this is aimed at the hackers? okay

[Reaven1911 48]

Are your jimmies rustled good sir?

[CF Donuts 25]

I liked the title of the thread, that's about it.

[bluecrackers 175]

BRO I CAN BENCH LIKE 200LBS BRO! DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRO!?!?! I FUCKED LIKE 4 CHICKS AT A PARTY BRO, SHIT WAS SO CASH! I BET YOUR A NERD WHO NEVER FUCKED A BITCH. MEANWHILE I'M LIKE THE LIFE OF PARTIES. BITCHES LOVE ME BECAUSE I'M SO RIPPED. TAKE A SHOT AT ME BRO, I'M PRETTY MUCH PERFECT.

[*Exile* Sami 188]

BRO I CAN BENCH LIKE 200LBS BRO! DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRO!?!?! I FUCKED LIKE 4 CHICKS AT A PARTY BRO, SHIT WAS SO CASH! I BET YOUR A NERD WHO NEVER FUCKED A BITCH. MEANWHILE I'M LIKE THE LIFE OF PARTIES. BITCHES LOVE ME BECAUSE I'M SO RIPPED. TAKE A SHOT AT ME BRO, I'M PRETTY MUCH PERFECT.

I bench 25lb, come at me bro

[*Exile* Sami 188]

only solution is to listen to justin bieber for 5 hours straight

sorry man

If its the only way, it shall be done, now.

[a_typical_noob 651]

You should re-title this thread:

"A Scripter Made My Ass Bleed"

[electroban 102]

AWW BRO DID YOU GO TO THAT PARTY YESTERDAY? (PTUI OF COURSE U DIDNT U WERE PROBABLY EATING YOUR OWN SHIT AND HACKING IN DAY-Z)

BWOYY, I HAD 2 CHICKS SAT ON MY FINGERS, ANOTHER 2 CHICKS SAT ON MY BIG TOES, AND 1 MORE ON MY JOHNSON.

MEANS IM BETTER THAN YOU ARE BRO

[big_t 66]

Lol ,, Just lovin trollin the trolls !! It hurts ,, cause you know deep down it's true :)

Edited October 31, 2012 by Big_T

[joeoblong@yahoo.com 614]

I had a life once...

I lived happily under my bridge, where every day was a fine day. I would stop the children who tried to cross my bridge, forcing them to answer a riddle or be eaten. Oh how those children objected, "It's not fair!" they cried.

Then it happened! Someone of power screamed "Enough of this!", See for they did not relish in the tears of whiners as I did. They submitted to the tears of the hordes and tore down my bridge. Now in it's place is a rainbow filled candy tunnel, where all the children run and play without a worry! Mocking me in my joyless void. I moved on you see, I did not cry, I did not whine, I just left!

I moved quietly in here and to my surprise! I found those tears flowed in abundance unprovoked. Ah yes my children, I once more have a happy life! I pray those in power never scream "Enough" again!

[Wargunner 55]

Haha, the trolls are out in force today lol.

[Inception. 9443]

Ahh, pity. Such a weak mind broken by the mere 'scripter'.

[AfterShave 140]

Can't tell if genius troll thread or angry gamer rage

Edited October 31, 2012 by AfterShave

[joeoblong@yahoo.com 614]

Can't tell if genius troll thread or angry gamer rage

This guy is a genius sir a fricken laserbeam wearing genius!

[TheBaby 61]

Lol ,, Just lovin trollin the trolls !! It hurts ,, cause you know deep down it's true :)

The only bit that hurts is your ass.

[big_t 66]

Can't tell if genius troll thread or angry gamer rage

Hehehe, good times to be had by all.

If I can razzle up even one sorry ass grief scripture to get mad enough to reply on here in all caps ,, I feel like I've done the world a humble service.

Edited November 1, 2012 by Big_T