JCDenton (DayZ) 12 Posted October 28, 2012 (edited) Ever been in a group with "that guy"Aka, the guy who no matter how well you play, somehow gets all the kills.http://www.blastwave...?p=comic&nro=40We've got a few characters in our group:Lancer: always no matter how careful he is, will get shot first. Doesnt matter if he is ghillied up in a bush 1 click away, he will die first. He will also be the one to die from terrain vehicles and general misfortune. That guy: Kills everything, headshots everywhere. Almost never speaks on coms. He scares us.The scavenger: Randomly vanishes and then comes back the next day loaded with awesome gear. No-one knows how he does this or where he goes. We suspect he sacrifices bunnies to the god of dayzThe Noob: Has no spacial awareness, is trigger happy to boot. A friendly fire incident waiting to happen. Also panics when attacked by zombies and often dies to them. Has not improved in six months of play... We abandon him from time to time. Edited October 28, 2012 by JCDenton 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AfterShave 140 Posted October 28, 2012 Me and my buddy keep shooting each other for fun 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JCDenton (DayZ) 12 Posted October 28, 2012 Lancer once accidently shot me in the head with a makarov... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michaelvoodoo25 3120 Posted October 28, 2012 So you like playing with yourselves? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted October 28, 2012 So you like playing with yourselves?awww dude that got me laughing my backside off!! i really should stop letting my imagination take over when reading things!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michaelvoodoo25 3120 Posted October 28, 2012 Me and my buddy keep shooting each other for funIt was this that got me thinking, Derpy! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted October 28, 2012 It was this that got me thinking, Derpy!Man this is Gold... ahh this is why i took a few days off from here!1 haha! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smore98 225 Posted October 28, 2012 I think Derpy would clarify as "That Guy" at one time in Fallujah...But enough of THAT map...I would count towards being a scavenger, since really, I am not going to wait several days for my friend to get back on DayZ, so whenever he bitches about me leaving, I simply say, "You don't want to get on? More gear for me..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted October 29, 2012 I think Derpy would clarify as "That Guy" at one time in Fallujah...But enough of THAT map...I would count towards being a scavenger, since really, I am not going to wait several days for my friend to get back on DayZ, so whenever he bitches about me leaving, I simply say, "You don't want to get on? More gear for me..."I only killed myself once and RazorPT twice.... purely by accident, bar that i got 21 confirmed kills in one life :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smore98 225 Posted October 29, 2012 I only killed myself once and RazorPT twice.... purely by accident, bar that i got 21 confirmed kills in one life :DHence why you were "That Guy". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted October 29, 2012 Hence why you were "That Guy".just cos you got lost......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smore98 225 Posted October 29, 2012 just cos you got lost............stfu... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted October 29, 2012 ...stfu...make me..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smore98 225 Posted October 29, 2012 make me.....*Shoves muffin in mouth*Happy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521 Posted October 29, 2012 (edited) *Shoves muffin in mouth*Happy?*munches quickly*Very much so.... thank you!! Edited October 29, 2012 by Derpy_Hooves Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted October 29, 2012 I love being 'that guy', with the M249 SAW ripping everything apart. Only time I speak is to tell people to 'STOP STEALING MY GODDAMN KILLS BITCH' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
