Hetstaine 10852 Posted October 19, 2012 Hi everbody, my name is Hetstaine..and i have not played dayz since Monday night, it's now Friday afternoon. No.. no!! Please, stop throwing mouldy cans of beanz at me..it's not my fault!! Owing to my oldskool internetz which was given to me by Thomas Edison , he created the net just before he started working on the lightbulb but had to wait for pcs to come along so ditched it as a bad idea..check your history people !! Anyway..i can gladly say i will hopefulfuckingly have that all sorted this weekend with a new setup and happily be back in Chernarus getting flogged to death on the coast by some mad friendly axeman. In the meantime i have been roaming the streets throwing loaves of bread at random people to keep my skillz up. GODDAMN I MISS CHERNARUS!!... sob.. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
major.skrewup@gmail.com 177 Posted October 19, 2012 no one fucking cares 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted October 19, 2012 One loaf of bread inbound. 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted October 19, 2012 (edited) no one fucking caresI care I've harbored blood sweat and tears along side this man Edited October 19, 2012 by Steak and Potatoes 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mastabuds 32 Posted October 19, 2012 no one fucking cares You cared enough to say you didnt care lol! :rolleyes: yay for waiting!! 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted October 19, 2012 Dont worry het the slenderman awaits your return 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted October 19, 2012 ..slenderbread, no one can anticipate it. 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted October 19, 2012 ..slenderbread, no one can anticipate it.That hat looks like a 80 year old womans purse pattern Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted October 19, 2012 It has jam on it , thats what attracted the slenderbread. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fraggle (DayZ) 15720 Posted October 19, 2012 WTF hat is that? Anyway. I lost my internet connection for 3 days (!) a few weeks ago. I hated it. I feel your pain! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted October 19, 2012 I have just returned home from a school excursion and thus have not played DayZ for some time, nor have I been on these forums...Oh well, time to return to my life again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted October 19, 2012 Fraggle..tis a bad thing indeed. I may possibly still have to wait until sometime next week..but i am keeping my bean eating and my hopes up. If it wasn't for my new found love of loaf throwing i don't know what i would do..mow the lawn ? Service the car ? Walk the dog..wait up..i have a dog ?? Welcome back Inception..much you have missed lad :) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joeoblong@yahoo.com 614 Posted October 19, 2012 no one fucking caresHet is the Bee's knees 'round these parts! We don't take kindly to those who don't take kindly to Het!Also I think we need to start a get Het a better interwebz trust fund! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted October 19, 2012 Fraggle..tis a bad thing indeed. I may possibly still have to wait until sometime next week..but i am keeping my bean eating and my hopes up. If it wasn't for my new found love of loaf throwing i don't know what i would do..mow the lawn ? Service the car ? Walk the dog..wait up..i have a dog ??Welcome back Inception..much you have missed lad :)Much? Sheesh... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michaelvoodoo25 3120 Posted October 19, 2012 O,K Hetstaine, have you been drinking again or is this another one of your Riddles?I can lend you some internet if you want? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SP45M 240 Posted October 19, 2012 I haven't played all week because the mod in its current state fails to hold my attention, you can only gear up to lose everything scripters so many times before it gets old. Trying to reinvent myself but the forums are more fun at this point of time. Not a complaint just stating the truth as it stands..... Insert trolls here....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted October 19, 2012 I haven't played all week because the mod in its current state fails to hold my attention, you can only gear up to lose everything scripters so many times before it gets old. Trying to reinvent myself but the forums are more fun at this point of time. Not a complaint just stating the truth as it stands..... Insert trolls here.......I think you should re-phrase that to "Not a complaint, just stating what I have experienced" as apposed to it being "the truth". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted October 20, 2012 (edited) Got on last night :( even made a channel in team speak The Hetsteak and Potatoes Slendertranny. I waited hours no one showed so I got drunk by myself and made a red headed puppet with a death metal t-shirt. We talked all night long, we laughed like old friends until I passed out. When I awoke my pants were around my ankles and the puppets face was on my lap.....ooo Hetstaine you dirty rat.... Edited October 20, 2012 by Steak and Potatoes 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted October 20, 2012 Bring back the red hog! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vcmedic 29 Posted October 20, 2012 no one fucking caresWow buddy, way to be a jackass :thumbsup:..slenderbread, no one can anticipate it.That's awesome. I lawled. You have my beans, sir. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fraggle (DayZ) 15720 Posted October 20, 2012 You should try leaf throwing instead, it can take all day to get one leaf from from one end of the garden to the other. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted October 20, 2012 You should try leaf throwing instead, it can take all day to get one leaf from from one end of the garden to the other.What if you use a leaf blower? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joeoblong@yahoo.com 614 Posted October 20, 2012 What if you use a leaf blower?Leaf blowers are OP and need to be removed, they destroy the balance of the game. Only COD kids and metrosexuals would use a leaf blower. Real manly men use a rake... Made of sticks and straw! :lol: 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Atom Quark 437 Posted October 20, 2012 I think whole wheat has better range. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted October 21, 2012 Just got back from a weekend away, had a pingy sesh on saturday for a few hours then hit the beach..i am unsure what happened to this thread ..but i like it :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
