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Zombie survival simulator is one thing.But i don't feel like theese features belong in the game. Although in a real case of a zombie apocalypse it's basic rule No:3 1. CardioTo escape a pursuing zombie you will need to out-run it, and this means being in good shape. 2. Double TapWhen in doubt, don't get stingy with your bullets. Most zombies won't die from just one hit unless it's a shot to the head, and it will instead get up in very little time - and will then bite you. The most effective way to prevent this is to take a second shot/hit to their head which will stop them from attacking again, and surely one more shot can't do too much harm! For this to work, you will need at least two shots in your gun at all times so you can double tap without having to worry about reloading in time (you usually won't get that time). Luckily, the second shot should be easier as the first shot should take the zombie to the floor and temporarily prevent the zombie from moving 3. Beware of BathroomsYou are at your most vulnerable while sitting on the toilet, so always take extra care. Zombies seem to sneak up on people who are at their most vulnerable, although it probably just seems like this as zombies just attack with no special circumstances. However, this does not change the fact that toilets are places you want to be careful around - if you are caught with your trousers down then there's not much you can do about running away, so you better have brought a gun with you. The best way to stay safe is to check each bathroom before you enter, in every cubicle and every section as it isn't rare to find one just waiting there. Also remember that just because it's not socially acceptable to climb under cubical doors, it doesn't mean the zombies won't do it. 4. Buckle UpYou won't be driving along easy roads anymore: with numerous things to avoid you need to be ready for a crash! The reason for seatbelts is fairly obvious as it pretty much carries over from the reason we are advised to wear them normally - being thrown at the windscreen doesn't usually end well. In Zombieland, however, you're much more likely to be flying through the windscreen as you try avoding escaping vehicles, dodging through abandoned cars or slamming on your brakes (or just driving faster) as a zombie steps in front of your car. For this reason, it's usually a good idea to stick on a seatbelt so you don't make the embarrassing mistake of dying from a cause other than zombie. However, some people argue that wearing a seatbelt is an inconvenience as it slows you down valuable seconds while trying to get out of the car which is being fast approached by zombies. It's also argued that crashing is a fairly ridiculous thing to worry about when the majority of people are trying to eat you. These doubts aside, it is usually safest to wear belts. 5. Travel LightWhile trying to get away from a mass of zombies, the last thing you want is to be heaving luggage around. Zombies can surprise you at any moment by coming from behind objects or running toward you when you aren't expecting it, and you'll need to make a fast get away. As well as cardio to out-run the zombie you'll also need to be light on your feet, and that means reducing the weight of the objects you are carrying with you. So instead of a big heavy suitcase that may be able to carry all of your personal possessions and luxuries, you'd be safer with a smaller amount of luggage such as a backpack or anything that is easy to carry and won't slow you down. Under some circumstances it might be best to carry nothing but weaponry, but if you are seeking shelter and there is a lower chance of being attacked by zombies then it's always best to bring a bag with medical supplies, spare magazines and perhaps maybe a lightweight luxury. It is implied that unless baggage is absolutely vital to short term survival, it should always be considered expendible, able to be dropped at a moments notice to flee to safety. 6. Don't Be A Hero{C Possibly the most important rule of all. Don't risk your own life just to make yourself look good. When taking risks in Zombieland, the risk is pretty much always that you might get eaten alive by zombies. This isn't a risk you want to be taking so rather than trying to go for the "bad boy look", simply take a step back and keep yourself safe. Unfortunately you won't make yourself look too impressive if a zombie is currently biting into your arm. However, remember that there are certain circumstances where perhaps this rule should be ignored, so that maybe you save someone who makes staying alive worth it, or making sure that you will still have a partner to back you up later - as they might be responsible for saving your life later. Always follow this rule... except when you shouldn't. 7. Limber Up{C Before going into a zombie-infested area, you will need to prepare for the impending running by limbering up. When approaching an area which will definitely or is likely to have zombies, it is always best to limber up using a few moves so that you are in peak physical condition when moving in. This means that if a zombie or numerous zombies do appear and begin to chase you, then you are able to out-run them without worries about pulling muscles or injuring yourself while running - something that could mean life or death. Of course, if you are suddenly ambushed by zombies while unprepared then limbering up will obviously be a rather unwise move, as getting away from or killing the zombies is your main priority. 8. When In Doubt, Always Know Your Way OutYou will always need to know the way out of every room of every building you enter, in case you are caught unaware. Zombies can surprise you at any time, whether it be while you are sleeping, driving, relaxing, eating, playing, peeing, kissing, or on the toilet. For this reason, you should always know the fastest and best way out of the room/building you are in, just in case you are victim to a surprise attack. Make a mental note of any other doors you can take which have the quickest route away from your current location. It may also be best to prop the door open so you do not have to spend precious time trying to unlock/open the door. But don't just know this exit way, also know how you can get to it - there's no use knowing about an emergency exit if you have no idea how to get to it. This rule is all about knowing your surroundings and preparing yourself for the worst. 9. The Buddy System You can't always look in front of you and behind you at the same time Even though the common zombie is slow they can still surround you and trap you in a corner, so with the help of a buddy you have a better chance of clearing and keeping an area safe. There is also another great reason to follow this rule which would be in case you get an injury the assistance of another person can be perfect for this situation. If you don't want to be with people, It's easier using a handgun to your head. 10. Check The Back SeatBefore getting into the car and driving off, check the back seat for any hiding zombies. The temptation is to get into the safe haven of a car and drive off feeling like you are invisible to all zombies within your mobile steel cage. However, despite the car being relatively safe from outside zombies, you need to be prepared for any zombies that might leap up from behind you and start to attack. The last thing you need while driving is to have a zombie crawling up behind you trying to bite you, because even if the zombie doesn't bite you - it may manage to stop you from keeping the car going and then next thing you know, you'll have crashed the car or stopped it for all the other zombies to get to. There is also the possibility that the zombie reanimated in his seatbelt. If this is the case then kill it quickly without getting to close. Of course if you're in a rush to jump in the car then you may not have time to check the back, but make sure you're expecting something and as soon as you get the chance, look in the back. 11. Enjoy The Little ThingsAs well as surviving all the zombies, you'll also need to maintain a happy and sane state of mind by keeping positive. With the constant stress of staying alive with little time to put down your gun and rest, it's important that whenever you do get the time, you spend it on entertaining yourself. Of course, in Zombieland it's not easy to entertain yourself in any extravagant way such as playing on games, playing sports or watching TV. So instead it's best to enjoy the little things that come your way whether that be having fun with another survivor, enjoying a luxury you come across, lying back and forgetting about all the problems in the world or even just destroying a whole bunch of little things. Without enjoying the little things, it's all too easy for you to lose sanity and peace of mind from the constant stress and pains of staying alive.

Theres a reason men dont sit while peeing, its called acute boneritis, you dont wanna swing that thang all over them shitty toilets. So whoever made this sign either has a micropenis or is just 100% impotent.

How about x server hops a day so people can find a server and stay there. I think max. 3 allowed hops is more than enough to find a good server anything more than that is farming and will be blocked ( like a "only shake twice after peeing anything more is mastrubating" kind of thing ) so the player can only enter the last 3 servers he visited. If a player visits servers with a higher ping and ignores the close ones with lower pings he is an idiot for doing so anyone else who only has high ping servers isn't affected anyway since they are all equally "bad".

guys please stop peeing at each other. the one has fun "itching" around with "it's alpha", the other one wants to "complain" about things. In my opinion, you have to complain to improve the situation. but somemtimes, somebody sees a critic as just a useless whining, what it actually isn't, IMO ;)

Dude you got your priorities all out of whack man. Next you'll tell me that oh I should eat some dinner before i sexy time my lady friend rrriiiggghhttt not gonna happen. To be serious though I am always well feed and armed to where I am not worried about anything in life other than...HIGH FASHION! Also I so want them to add peeing and pooping to the game. See once they add infections to the game it would make for some serious repercussion if not wiped and washed proper. Also toilet paper would be THE hot commodity can you imagine seeing bandits holding people up for TP? You would hear on direct "HEY FREEZE! You got any TP mother fluffer? GIVE ME THE TP NOW! I got a turlte head poking out man make it snappy!" it would be so much fun. Then you could say "no just kill me man I'm cool with it BUT you willl ruin the tp so eff off." Then you walk away as he shits his pants lol good times, good times.

Changes: * [FIXED] - M107 TWS spawns now properly * [FIXED] - Fixed an issue where you stay alive after taking three headshots from a nosin. * [FIXED] - Peeing and Dumping (for more realism) * [FIXED] - Satchel Charges now spawn properly * [FIXED] - Balanced Zed damage to one hit kill with a 50% chance. * [FIXED] - Reduced fists damage at the factor - 90% * [FIXED] - Fire Axe is now ohk (one hit kill) * [FIXED] - Server hopping with your keys (1-10) while in pause menu * [ADDED] - Play as zombie / goat. * [ADDED] - AC 130 and Intervention Sniper Source : Dean Halls confirms v30.3 changelog! - Twitter

Postal 2 had peeing.

I agree with peeing not really adding much to the game apart from a hehe moment. maybe taking a dumb could be tied in with sickness like diarrhoea and losing water levels. As for sleeping I was thinking about this before and to be worth it, I personally would want something in return like bonus stats in certain area's maybe becoming a slightly better shot not needing to eat as much for a few hours after a certain amount of sleep. In any case adding things like this could "bog" the game down, and I can see why people would be strongly oppose it. I really think while cool for someone like you and me this is more something that could be taken care of with mods when that feature becomes available, and can be chosen to be used or not server to server or hive to hive. once private hives and mods become available the sky is the limit for things like this.

Peeing is a possibility as something named "Pee" has been found in the game files. I think sleeping could be just logging out.

What's with all the damn 4th graders that find farts, piss and shit entertaining? Why. It's incredibly disgusting, unsettling and just not needed in a game. For you guys thay fap at this shit, there's plenty of sites where you can entertain yourself, see people peeing on each other and worse. Because it's not like "The Big Mighty Poo" of Conkers, this is on another whole level of "no, go fuck yourself you and your needs". Please.

I thought of this earlier today when I was outside peeing. I realized that I had to be slightly stealthy so as not to alert the neighbors of my public urination. Wouldn't it be interesting if every 2-3 hours you had to stop and pee. I think it would greatly increase immersion due to the fact that you would have to be cautious of your noise level, you would be nearly defenseless during the act, and concerns of location (possible health effects?). I know this may be a little much to suggest, but I just thought it was interesting and wondered what you folks might think. I believe DayZ could potentially be one of the few games in which a natural bodily function such as urination could be taken seriously. All of that life giving water must go somewhere.

1. A Saline IV Transfusion would be temporary, it would last until your body evacuates the fluid; by peeing, sweating, etc. 2. Temporary (Like 24-48 hours MAX)

Oh yeah, rat crap in your stuff! haha. maybe if ya find rats around your base, tis best to wash your clothes before wearing them, or end up with nasty rash or something. and yeah, if ya cook one up, ya can survive on them. Anyone seen the 1983 film, Never Cry Wolf? Interesting film where a researcher dude goes up north and lives near wolves, ends up eating and acting (peeing to mark territory etc..) like they do in some ways, rat was on the menu. I think the guy was up there for months. Cannot recall.

Just make all sniper weapons ultra-rare and limited to finite numbers across the hive. Ta-da ... non-problem solved. Like the world is teeming with scoped rifles anyway :rolleyes: The scope is only actually fitted so that the user can see what he is peeing with.

I hope the devblog video shows Rocket knocking someone out, stealing their canteen, peeing zombaids into the canteen and then placing it back into the guys backpack.

So the thing which has been peeing me off so much recently is the lack of antibiotics and high infection rate. So tonight I'm starting as a new spawn in balota. First thing I find is an M4A3 CCO(!!!!!!) and then the next thing is a M9SD (!!!)! At this point I'm starting to pee myself with excitement, never found this grade of weapons before so am well excited! Anyway,I'm next to Cherno, 3 players on the server so I risk it to get some more kit, run into the supermarket get an Alice Pack, Map, Matches, Compass!!! Think stuff this I'm getting out of dodge now so start heading for the hills, get agrooed so run into a red residential and OMG there are antibios!!! I pick them up and just start heading for the hills when........ I start hearing music in my headset?? Er what..... I look around and a bandit comes round the corner and starts dancing, no word of a lie! I start to empty my M4A3 CCO into him but nothing so quickly realize its my first hacker. Then yup, I cant move, then I dance, then I die. FFS!!!!!!! :(

What? I can't get a full 180° of peeing my pants? ='(

Hello there I think you'll find that they are both reliable weapons. One can get anal and get statistical but it's hardly worth having a peeing contest here thats available at any game gun forum. Let's get back OT. Rgds LoK

NONONONONONONON jesus people are dumb -sniping is hard in real life that must mean hunting deer is IMPOSIBLEZ omg" Seriously stop whining about a weapon being in the game because you get killed by it. If you stick to walls, and cover when moving around then a sniper will never get you, And counter sniping is so easy since snipers run away peeing themselves when you return fire 80% of the time. I mean seriously you think they are unrealistic? what world do you live in...I wish threads wanting snipers removed would just get yarded because im tired of seeing them. They will always be in the game, and they aren't going anywhere. If you wanna talk about realism they should be the most common gun because I know for sure alot more farmers own scoped guns than any other type of weapon...and chernarus is very rural. -all my rage-

Dayz Lingor Veteran 24/7 Daylight, Increased Crash Site spawns with Increased Loot, Lots of vehicles, PvP and PvE (missions coming asap) Server IP 192.31.185.211:3391 Do you want some great PvP action or are you a "chicken shit fucking pussy asshole" as Steven Segal would say. With good starting gear and increased crash site spawns with increased loot you will be peeing in butts in no time. This server is both PvP and PvE. Missions will be added asap to give more options on the server but we would like to emphasize PvP more than anything. If you aren't hardcore enough for PvP in Dayz though I can recommend you other games such as Sesame Street and Dora the Explorer. Put your skills to the test here and see what you are made of. We have a nice amount of vehicles and a decent amount of choppers "Get to da Choppa!" Let's see just how Commando you are in your attempt to become Ultimate Badass. Will you be the next Bob Lee Swagger? Or will you just be another skidmark in an old man's underpants.

What the fuck do u know about how I play? Join me on server UK 172 and we would see how u would suck ballz without 3rd person...u would probaly die due to starvation because visiting a town without 3rd person would be to much of a challenge for u U must be dumber than I thought...I know u can reach the building by helicopter...how u reach the building is not the point. The point is that ur coward ass just sits up there sniping whats most likely bambie players running around town....and u fucking tell me they can reach u with a heli....u must be so jacked up and proud of ur bambiekillingskillz that u actually think ur good at dayz well, im here to tell u ur the shittiest dayz player ive see in a long time, u suck so much at playing dayz that even my granny could kill u without a weapon while playing with the keyboard on her head, blidfolded..upside down, while peeing and talking on the phone with ur granny about how much u suck at dayz pathetic man...and u even post videos to show it...

I'm not sure about that. If I put myself in the position of a survivor in Chernarus I can see myself doing some of the movements to use cover more efficiently like back-to-wall, blindfire and urban prone (that and peeing my pants while quietly weeping). I don't think that the combat roll or leaping over walls fit the game well though because of your backpack. The point is that SMK gives you a better range of movements that are more like the way you would use your body in real life. They are fiddly and hard to master and use without being awkward but are of great benefit when you do use them. This fits perfectly with the idea of becoming a better player by becoming accustomed to the mechanics of the game. You can use the range of movements in vanilla DayZ and never use the SMK movements but you can take the time out to learn the movements and become a much better player. Another cool thing about applying SMK is to be able to tell a rookie player from a veteran by the way that he moves. A guy that moves fluidly from building to building with back to wall and peaking is a dangerous guy compared to the guy that simply runs along a wall and uses q and e to lean.

I love the fact DayZ lets you use "hyper-realism" and "zombie survival" in the one sentence :D. Seriously I do, I hope the realism is as real as possible, pooping, peeing, sickness, the whole lot :D (just as long as they fix the zombies jumping through walls). It actually doesn't and that's always annoyed me.

I found a set of NVG on a Military Zombie from crash site. I like Stary myself but do end peeing myself waiting on that sniper shot to ring out:)

I can see that trolling by Shiting could become a Issue (a specially if this could be exploited with Cannibalism) but not so big as some would make it out to be, as you would only be able to do so every 6 or 8 hours. Rocket talked about, a lot less hut and more subtle Q's peeing could be one of those on Hydration.