BiGoDeViN (DayZ)

DON'T touch my fuckin' belly

Yeah, everyone is a fucking idiot. You never meet the people who talk here on the forums. Instead, you meet little teens who never shut their cock holster. You need to roll with a trusted crew and then every time you find a whiny teen, handcuff him and break his legs.

As Bertrand Russell once said, "The only thing that will redeem mankind is cooperation." I seen that on a beer mat once. Anyway, they should add it. Think about it. Lone wolves would exist and they would also be fucked in the head. Like people who move into the woods to get away from society and usually aren't the same. I should know, because I think about moving into the woods a lot. It'd be neat to see a character who was acting funny, all rugged and tore up. It'd be neat for role playing too. Surgery and crew fired weapons would be sick as tits too, man. I agree with you but if there's any part of the community restricting the development of the game, it isn't lone wolves. (I also don't know why my post is so fucked looking either. I copy / pasted that quote so I guess that's why)

I lost it at the "No you're not"

hooooooly fack buuuuud im fucking dyin here b ud

Me and the boys hopped on an RP server. Me, Bob Hopper, and Colonel. Had a real bad string of luck. Kept running into the same group of assholes. First time was in Berezino. He was a freshie and kept chasing us yelling "Berezino Police" and punching us. We eventually killed him. It's a lot harder than you'd think to kill someone who's just running around you and you don't have a weapon. Well, we kill him and move onto Svet. Asshole was there too. I slapped my axe in his back and he jolted off. We moved on to Novo. We get held up by a group of four. They were pretty decked out. Lead guy sounds super familiar. We only had a crossbow and a double barrel between the 3 of us. Main guy does the aim-up-gun-and-lower trick and pretends to be an accident. Pops Bob then for some reason, they all run off. Server resets during the chase. I log in and get wrecked by a hail of SKS, Colonel gets bit in the ass but lives long enough only to get killed by zombies. I was ready to give up but persevered. Well, we meet up in Kamishovo after a bit. Colonel gets an Elektro spawn. I ran into an Orange Coat fellow looking for a Red Helmet girl. Couldn't help him so he thanked me and left. Then Bob meets up with me and we hear a fucking load of fire being exchanged by the rocks. He sees the Orange Coat guy, on a hunch I tell him that's the guy I seen and he's alright. The presumably good guys win and we put our hands up, walking toward the winners. We exchange jokes, you'd have to be there for it to be funny. Orange leaves and we all move into Elektro. Once there, we get a little geared, not much, and meet a couple decent guys. AJ and Hunter. AJ all of a sudden gets dropped and we all jumped into the mini mart, the one with the busted garage door and red doors. We didn't know what it was, then Hunter types in chat he's lagging. We're all hidden behind some shelves. Then a player types "IM NOT" in response. His name was Ghibfest. Next thing I see is a round smack the garage door and some cunt starts leaning around, real slow like. Decked out, Mosin, milsurp gear. (I was using the TPP cheat, I know, dick move) He was blaring the "Purdge" announcement over his mic. As soon as he reaches the corner of the door, I assume I'm out of his peripheral vision, jolt to the door, swing it open and smack him in the temple with a sledge hammer. Hit him twice then he jolts. Next thing I know, we have a train of people chasing after him. Screaming hilarity at him. Just barely dressed men chasing a geared guy across Elektro with hammers and axes. He'd turn around, take a shot, get smacked, and jolt off again. We kept chase until he passed out from blood loss. I could be wrong but I swear he said "Good shit" with his last breath. Then after picking our loot, we move back in to check on Hunter. Bob heads off and finds him dead. Me and Colonel run into a a guy. Wearing AJ's old shit and a shotgun on his back. I checked his name because he wasn't talking. Ghibfest. I slam my new Fireaxe in mouth and kill him. Looted him and moved on. Found AJ again, had some laughs. Eventually found Hunter and his new buddies. We all left together to hunt, then the server shat out. Best time in DayZ I've had in a long time. This disgusting wall of text does it no justice.

It's not broke. You need to find a Jerry can, fill it up at a Gas Station, then find matches. Put the jerry can in your hands, it'll give you the option to douse yourself in fire. Once you do that, set yourself on fire. After a few minutes, you'll be back to a healthy 98.6 F body temp.

A server reset caused my character to get wiped. I spawned where I was wiped, in Svet. I found literally everything I lost in Svet again. Down to the same jacket and boots. So, gearing isn't all that hard. Then again, I rarely rock the Military shit. Anyway, I don't think much has changed since those days. M4 or Repeater, a shot to the head is a shot to the head.

If he combat logged on me, yeah, I'll kill him. If I'm a fresh spawn looting a town and he's logged in some random building, yeah I'll kill him. If he's a new spawn and logged somewhere stupid, I'll kill him. In fact, I think I've killed everyone I've seen logging. I voted situational because I've let it go but really, the only way to see someone who logged is if they combat logged or logged out somewhere there is loot. Like Flint said, I've logged out in trees away from towns since the get go and never been killed while logging.

What's the point in shooting every person you meet? Don't get me wrong, I love PvPing and so does every other player. But if you want to shoot at everyone you see, why play DayZ? I realize the rush is why most people do it but that doesn't mean you have to kill everyone in sight. Everyone has ran into a billion clowns that, no matter how stacked the odds are, try to kill you. But it's the handful of people that don't is what makes it fun. I'm not saying you shouldn't kill or you should play hero, but KoSing everyone you see or meet isn't all that fun.

Me and the clan hopped in an RP server today. I didn't have much faith in people actually following the rules, especially since it wasn't a whitelist server. But it ended up being pretty funny. We all RP'd as different characters but were all apart of a band we called "The Soggy Biscuit Boys". It was funny as shit. Here's the character I ended up giving his own look too.

I agree too. Especially with the latency thing. Anytime I'm in a firefight where timing is crucial, that shit happens. Then my buddies who are still alive report back with "Yeah, you got him." It gets frustrating. Worse than that, I hate the gunplay in this game. I can't describe it well but the gunplay is so... wonky, I suppose. It's not like other shooters.

Me and my clan were holding a trading post at Svet the other night. Buddy decided to try it out once we figured out what F11 lead to. We had no idea you could actually kill yourself with it. Absolutely brutal to watch, though. Dear God. And one where you have empty hands.

I can't watch this. It makes me physically hurt to see people melee fight in third person.

I just wear anything dark green or black. If it matches and distorts my human outline, it's good.