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I have ninja fingers.

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Man, that sounds somewhat weird now that I think about it. Anyways, I am a ninja. Anyways, the story.

I had just joined a server (I can never remember which one) after finding, like, 50 others that side-chat enabled. I hate side chat. It took me a second to catch my bearings and figure out where I was, because when I spawned, the only hint I got was "wilderness". Turns out I was down on the bottom left corner of the map. I started heading east. to reach a nearby town. On the way, I saw three tents and a body on the road. I figured it was a trap, but I didn't care because I somehow spawned with literally nothing. I got a basic kit from the body without getting shot, and checked the tents. Empty.

POWPOWPOWPOWPOW!!!!!!

I looked around, only to realize there... no one there. Weird. I moved along.

As I approached the town, I saw a boat on the bank (someone must've been really bad at driving) surround by at least six bodies. Human bodies. I walked up to it.

It was at this point that I realized it was probably a hacker trap. I still had nothing to loose, so I went for it. The first body a found was a hero's body. I looted it only to find rangefinders, an ALAS pack, NVG's, GPS, Mountain Dew, (which I did not touch) the list goes on. I looted him and went to check the other bodies. As I neared, I saw a cardboard box. Yep, definitely a trap. Oh well. I went in.

I looted the other bodies, but I figured I should loot the bodies first. Why? If it was a trap, I could at least get some good gear from the bodies and run. If I went to the box, I'd have to fumble around in it for a while to get what I needed. Basically, I was doing it for my safety. In the end, I got some blood bags, bandages, and the stuff from the hero dude.

That's when the ninja fingers came in. My screen went to patter of blue and black for a second, only to pop up in a group filled with everyone on the server. The hackers started shooting. I paused. I hit abort. And the last thing I hear before I disconnect is, "SCREW YOU HACKERS!!!!!".

I'd made it out with all my gear, thank God. So yeah, fun.

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Sucks how people have gotten so good at Alt-f4ing.

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Wuss bag, You should have stood and fought. Running away like a transvestite at a pregnacy clothing sale helps no-one.

Did you know the curse of MD works both ways? If you don't take them you get a worse punishment!

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Sucks how people have gotten so good at Alt-f4ing.

Alt F4,Turn PC Off, Disconnect Modem and Close Curtains Like a Boss

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Sucks how people have gotten so good at Alt-f4ing.

Actually, the only other times I've logged out in a fight was when it was zombies attacking me. My reasons? Every time a zombie moved it would lag like crazy.

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Wuss bag, You should have stood and fought. Running away like a transvestite at a pregnacy clothing sale helps no-one.

Did you know the curse of MD works both ways? If you don't take them you get a worse punishment!

Oh crap! Mt. dew curse!

Anyways, charging a hacker who was more than likely in godmode with nothing more than a hatchet seemed like a bad idea.

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So you're saying you found dew, NVGs, GPS, medical supplies, basically everything you need, and not a weapon? I've played DayZ for a while and I can tell you for sure that 6 people wont take a boat, crash it, have THAT good gear and not a single weapon.

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Alt F4,Turn PC Off, Disconnect Modem and Close Curtains Like a Boss

All bound to 1 macro button. You forgot to throw your computer tough.

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So you're saying you found dew, NVGs, GPS, medical supplies, basically everything you need, and not a weapon? I've played DayZ for a while and I can tell you for sure that 6 people wont take a boat, crash it, have THAT good gear and not a single weapon.

Oh no. I found a sniper rifle, but it wasn't a legit sniper rifle. As tempted as I was to take it, I didn't.

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So you're saying you found dew, NVGs, GPS, medical supplies, basically everything you need, and not a weapon? I've played DayZ for a while and I can tell you for sure that 6 people wont take a boat, crash it, have THAT good gear and not a single weapon.

P.s.

The boat was a trap set up by the hackers.

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ESC -> CTRL-ALT-DELETE -> Task Manager -> ARMAII.exe -> End Process.

COMBAT LOGGED LIKE A SIR!

I don't combat log. At all.

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I only alt-f4 against hackers or lagging zombies or frames below 40 or if it's raining or if someone saw me or I saw them or if they salute me or if the say friendly or if someone's shooting at me or hunting me with an axe, but never durring combat.

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